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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57

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Ok - I'm not a gardener really - just incase you girls are expecting me to come round and prune your roses and trim your hedge (there's a thought!). But I am looking to tenderly care for both early and late bloomers, to sow a little seed (safely of course) and generally bring some life into those perfumed rose beds out there.
I know how to use my equipment, and how to look after it and I just love tulips (two lips - geddit ?).
OK....enough of this.... it's getting tedious...... :arrow: :rose: I'm in Thurrock and after nsa fun and frolics.
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Oh poor bloke shot down in flames - I can see where Sexysteph is coming from .... but it's not easy being a newbie.
We join up and think it's going to be sex, sex, sex - and it isn't is it? Just cos a female is on here doesn't mean that she's gagging for it - but then she's obviously got a more liberated view of sex than the average girl on the street (or my wife come to think of it). And us newbies confuse the two.
The other problem is how to talk to people over this, whilst not sounding like a perv or a jerk. Cos what we newbies want to do is sound sexy and interesting but struggle to convey that in a few paragraphs without overdoing the direct approach.
Ho hum - we just have to keep pluggin away...... hoping !!!!!
Wow - this is a whole new world for me.....
I must have led a very sheltered life cos I've not come across many sexually liberated women like there seems to be on here... unless they've had a few drinks first!
I'm hoping to make new contacts and hopefully open my eyes a little.
I might be late thirties but I feel like a randy teenager again finding this web site.... so whilst Thurrock, Essex may not be the sex capital of the UK - I'd be happy to chat to any females in the area.....
Quote by Chardonnay
A few of us that met up for the essex drinks are planning to meet up for Lunch and a natter on Tuesday 8th November from about - at an Essex location. If anyone would like to come along then let me know and ill forward you on the exact venue details biggrin

Hi Chardonnay - I've just signed up so I'm new to all of this..... but this meet in Essex - is it anywhere near Grays ?
And is it just chat or will I have the chance to pleasure you :-)
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