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tweeky
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
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I have ..... a holiday and thus don't have a dog. Dog owners of the world should know that when you announce your holidays we all run for the hills avoiding the inevitable question. Luckily I am fully armoured with the "Cat" defense :smug:
Seriously don't mind dogs had one for years but now just prefer other peoples lol

Sure there are lots more but these two for starters I just cant take to.
Not been on a lot myself but welcome back none the less smile Hope you are both well.
Of course we do biggrin 3 years, been that long sad Nice to see you posting and hope you are keeping well.
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I remember Educating Marmalade (the programme name, Marmalade Atkins was the main Characters full name)
opening title
I also remember Quattro and pacers lol
Quattro Advert
Pacers Advert
Anyone remember:
Um Bongo
Hello Tosh, got a Toshiba?
Chocky
Jossy's Giants
Johny Briggs
Also Stig of the Dump, Rockcliff's Babies?
...the list goes on and on :lol:
The Chocky opening titles still make me go :scared: :lol:

Can remember most of those! One of the great bennefits of Youtube is being able to make your klids enjoy some of the things you watched when little. My Eldest recently watched all three series of Chocky on youtube. Shes also watched all 8 series of Knightmare smile Jossy's giants was one of my all ime faves and can remember Rockcliffs babies, some kind of CID thing I think my parents watched it before I went to bed.
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I congratulate you Star, how many copies of OK and Hello have you read?

none tweeky. you would have to be living in a shoe box in the middle of the Atlantic ocean not to have known those simplethings. rolleyes
I agree with thesimple part. Simple news for simple people and incredibly easy to avoid.
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You see I dont follow celebrities I dont follow the news much in general.

obviously not, maybe you should do a bit more homework before you post?
Obviously not? More like thankfully not. I made a remark about one of the performers at the closing ceremony. I am not going to research the entire history of everyone else who was there and neither is anyone else posting on threads at this website. Think you should get a reality check.
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The only reason I know about George is because its the kind of thing that makes a good joke and then gets sent to me in a text message joke or posted on my facebook.

well that figures.
Does it? your exact point is what exactly?
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As for drug use I couldent give a toss. People bodies are there own and they should be able to shuve into it wahtever they want. People drink alcohol every day often slowly killing themselves and its legal.

what a strange attitude to have. i am sure that you would have a different one if one of your kids I would presume, were putting those things into there bodies. but maybe you would not as there are plenty of parents out there that really would not " give a toss ".
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But smoke cannabis which has never killed anyone and your a criminal :roll:

the problem is that for many people it does not stop at cannabis though does it? and anyway it is the law and me and you do not make the laws, but me and you have to abide by them. it is a fact that cannabis does indeed lead others into taking much harder stuff. but then why would you care? as you see nothing wrong in peeple pumping anything they like into there bodies. loon
what a strange concept of life you have. :doh:
Nope I have a very well read and experienced reasons for my opinions on drugs, drug law enforecement, drug effects, the real dangers or drugs and everything else surrounding the topic. My comment above is a little bulshy and without much explination however when it comes down to it you will never dictate to people what they can an cannot do with their own bodies. Banning never works never has and never will. From your comments so far its obvious you dont have much knowledge on the subject past what they teach you in school. Its one area where I would suggest you do a lot more research before posting the stereotypical state induced view point.
Before you set off on a long dribbly reply note I am off on my jollies for a few weeks and probably wont even remember this by the time I get back (I wont be logging on whilst away). However if you nudge me I'll quite happily start a thread about my views on illegal drugs.

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I think its disgusting that somene with his record sings on stage to represent us as a nation.

really tweeky?
ok then, if we was to look at the people who did represent this country lets see where we are.
Liam Gallagher... not a nice person and a past drug user to boot.
Kate Moss. drug user and possible addict at one point in time.
The Who..one guy found with kiddie porn of a catagory level 3 on his computer, but was said to be for "research".
Roger Daltry...admitted using drugs in his biography.
Naomi Campbell... not long ago convicted of assault, and a generally horrid human being.
Russell Brand... do we really need to say anymore? what was the relevance of this horrid person FFS? that was one heck of a weird decision to include yet another horrid person in the line up.
Shall i go on tweeky? blimey if you was looking for a clean cut closing ceremony, they should have asked the local choir to have sung a few songs.
I congratulate you Star, how many copies of OK and Hello have you read? You see I dont follow celebrities I dont follow the news much in general. The only reason I know about George is because its the kind of thing that makes a good joke and then gets sent to me in a text message joke or posted on my facebook. As for drug use I couldent give a toss. People bodies are there own and they should be able to shuve into it wahtever they want. People drink alcohol every day often slowly killing themselves and its legal. But smoke cannabis which has never killed anyone and your a criminal rolleyes
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My question is not whether detaching yourself is in concept with the swinging world or not-I know it is. I'm asking whether sometimes you just can't help yourself and you do feel a bit funny/weird/uncomfortable..I was wondering if that came with experience and time or whether even the most "hardened swingers" can slip into feeling that way on occasion..

If you are single that's fine. You like someone Else's partner a bit but not that much? I guess most singles no not to go there. Though if your in a couple then its a problem. If you understand swinging as a couple fully then you shouldn't be getting those types of feelings about other people. If you do then you should be mentally and emotionally mature enough to know that you switch it off.
Sadly that does not always happen and as we have seen over the years some people find the other person or the other persons partner as a preferable option. We all play with fire here to a degree. That's actually another part of the reason for my stance in previous posts. I think its sensible to keep contact with the scene and the people within it to specific nights and not as a way of life.
That's in general btw M1ssvery not directed at you specifically
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Correct! Hasbeens, all of them.

The facts are, promoters, agents, record and ticket sales past and present and thier legions of fans all disagree with you. Dont get me worng I was just grateful George went the whole performance without getting his cock out. I think its disgusting that somene with his record sings on stage to represent us as a nation. Though I cant argue against his musical industry prowess or his ability to sell tickets and sell out stadiums. Being older does not make you a has been. I mentioned Cliff specifically as I have a friend who is a huge Cliff fan he fills me in on all the Cliff gossip lol Cliff is at his tender age the largest ticket draw in the UK. If Cliff's gonna perform you want to get tickets quick, if you want to go that is :lol:
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I can only suggest that the choice of artistes was down to a UK austerity job lot to satisfy the lefties wishing to further the 'downtrodden' window on London and couldn't help thinking that Rio will outstrip them musically in 2016 with a much more vibrant ensemble.

dunno WTF are you on about?
All the music was 'downbeat' not in any way vibrant. It was dreary with dreary 'has-been' artistes performing and painted a picture of a repressed London with queues of traffic (not including the Olympic lanes of course!).
The only thing missing was a dreary episode of 'East Enders' wiv Fill guttin' someone dahn billinsgate and dreary Deardry's usual rendition of 'oh, Ken!' in the Rovers. The artistes chosen were certainly 'B' listers at best, and the 'spice girls' jigging looked like a queue for the ladies loo after too many voddie/tonics.
Dreadful tweeky. Who had all the money? I've seen better talent in Working Men's clubs where they've been paid free beer all evening!
Complete bullshit. The artists used were "some of" The biggest selling artists this Isle has ever produced mixed with some current ones. Your not going to get all of them free on one day, maybe not all of them wanted to take part? No ones asked where Cliff Richard was yet though? Maybe he was sunbathing in Tennerife? I feel the line up given would have fulfilled the objective of selling all the tickets. I suspect there were a lot of concert/music fans in that audience compared to other events. I agree I didnt like the performances that much but then I am no judge as I dont like live music that much. The other parts of the ceremony I had no issues with.
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Sorry just seen it far to many times before. Just gets old hat and especially on TV when if I want I can just go the the club and watch a live ass in action lol

well sorry to point out the blinking obvious to you but, just go to a club then and watch that live ass in action and stop whinging.rolleyes you can always go away on holiday then.:eeek:
No whinging here just expressing an opinion of how I think the Brazilian opening ceremony will be predictable and one dimentional. As are all of their events that I have seen to date. I probably wont watch it I rarely watch the opening ceremony of any games for the same reason. I only watched the London one as I didnt know what to expect from it and I was right and I liked it. I hope Brazil do a good job, amybe they will, maybe they wont.
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TBH I am already dreading cermonies and celebrations full of woman with feathers wiggling their ass in the bloody camera.

I'm not! :eeek:
Sorry just seen it far to many times before. Just gets old hat and especially on TV when if I want I can just go the the club and watch a live ass in action lol
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Sorry for sounding cynical, but I seriously have doubts over some of these claims. To be honest those doubts are based solely around politics, timing and an inherent mistrust of sensational news, not hard facts.
However, what politician is going to go on record claiming such things, knowing that somebody somewhere in the press is going to leap all over it.
In all seriousness how many of these 20 or so 'playing field sell offs' were already in the pipeline before the change of government? How many are a result of land changes? How many leave schools with no playing fields at all?
In Exeter there was a major school rebuilding and refurbishment programme a few years ago. Almost every school was refurbished, or completely rebuilt. Some land changes occurred, for instance a comprehensive school was completely rebuilt from scratch 3/4 of a mile from where it originally sat for 60 odd years. The previous school site and it's playing fields were sold on to a Catholic organisation that now runs the school and it's playing fields privately. Yet this site was on the supposed list of 'sold of sites'.
Another area I know off was sold off to make room for an athletics track, rugby ground, BMX track and indoor and outdoor bowls. The athletics track/facilities are the same ones that one of this years Olympians, Jo Pavey, trains on, and every local school is given use of the facilities by Exeter City Council who own the site. So it's not all doom and gloom.
I accept that there may well have been 20 or so playing field areas sold off amongst the thousands of schools that we as a country maintain, but would someone please look behind the conveniently well timed and sensational headline to get at the facts?

Redevelopment of secondary schools was an initiative of the last Government. The same was planned for primarsys though this was scrapped by the Condem's. Our primary where our kids go is now paying for its own rennovations directly from its budget.
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A children's series from the 70's - The Flaxton Boys. Set bbetween the wars, a young lad home from boarding school with his pal (both about 10?) and their adventurews at Flaxton Hall in Yorkshire. It must have been on TyneTees TV cos no-one I have mentiuoned it to remembers it. The only thing I really remember is an opening scene of elder brother flying in to land in the grounds in a wood/fabric single winged 'plane.
Also - I am convinced I am the only person that remembers my childhood. My Mum is losing the details (she is 83 after all) and I swear my sister was swapped by the body snatchers when she went to Uni cos we share absolutely NO memories and we are only 15 months apart.

The intro for Flaxton boys is on Youtube if you didnt know and want to rewatch it smile
I remember Marmalade Atkins in name, again no idea what the content was.
I remember Pacers again in name but cant picture them.
Most of the rest of it since my last post has me beat though :) Well that was the idea lol
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I can only suggest that the choice of artistes was down to a UK austerity job lot to satisfy the lefties wishing to further the 'downtrodden' window on London and couldn't help thinking that Rio will outstrip them musically in 2016 with a much more vibrant ensemble.

dunno WTF are you on about?
I hope Brazil do well and I'll be looking foreward to all aspects of the next games. Though TBH I am already dreading cermonies and celebrations full of woman with feathers wiggling their ass in the bloody camera. I am already bored of it before every World cup starts and we have one of those in Brazil first too :neutral: Lets hope they show us more of Brazil other than it just being carnival capital of the world.
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I remember and want if ever I could find one.
A mood thingy, It was eggtimer shaped but instead of sand it was liquid, if you squeezed the bottom section and you were happy the liquid would travel from the bottom section and up to the top and bubble, the more poor your mood the less inclined it would be to bubble up the top section. My parents owned it and I wasn't allowed to touch it, never seen once since but probably now banned due to Health & Safety or similar.
Andy has always wittered on about a tv programme called 'Branded' it was before his time (he reckons) but he remembers seeing it, started with a man outside of a fort having his stripes taken off.

j


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I accept that once you are on the scene details of just about everything will be shared. Some people are more gossipy than others, have already been told that details of at least one of our meets has been discussed with others. I think that's always going to happen you cant avoid it. However different from most of those above I distance us from friendships in a way. We go to clubs, we meet random people, we play, we leave feedback and that's how I like it. I don't particularly feel the need to have swinging friends I don't feel the need to discuss swinging. We can fit everything we need from the scene into the nights we go out on. We have friends from here who we met way back when who we meet up with once in a while we never play and never will. When we meet with them its literally just a social, don't think swinging or sex hardly ever gets brought up.
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Once again though Star no mention of alternative arrangements? Sound like sensationalism. My Mum grew up in the 50's her school had no field and no playground yet the school and my Mum played Hockey, Tennis, went swimming and running as well as more I probably don't know. A lot of schools don't have a Swimming pool, don't mean the kids don't go swimming though.

wink TRUELY I WAS WORRIED FOR UK AFTER CHINA BUT HOWEVER TEAM GB DID FANTASTIC SO DID ALL THE HIDDEN WORKERS AND THE ARMY OF VOLS THAT DID THIER IMPORTANT PARTS
however in reply to this posting , boost your income tax to 40 or 50% and dont moan about the price of this that and of course living then selling assests that are short term money makers would not be necessary
we may not have spent as much on the games as china however we did ourselves proud
so stop your moaning and enjoy the aftermath
The world peace that I felt was graet ---I cant wait for the paralympics these brave souls show true courage
Did you quote the right person dunno
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no.
i have a fight coming up in september and have 3 weeks solid training 7 hours a day so my frame of mind isnt all on sex.
i understand what you say about feeling uncomfortable coming across people youve played with but for me its always good to see them even if its just for a drink or in passing.
i think you have to keep one part of yourself for you.
and the rest for the playing. a sort of different you,that naughty girl inside that youve let loose for a bit.

you' ve killed my post. I'm talking about people who know people you've played with who are people who have or may have or will play with your people blink
fuck it I've lost it too now :dry:
I knew what you meant smile
Anyway.... I/we have moved away from a few similar situations in the past. I feel things get this way when you get involved with a social group or club group that meet fairly often. I don't mind reading a shrep or similar on other sites and finding someone we played with played with someone else we played with. However when your sat next to someone and that person says "Oh you see XXXXX over there you should try them there fucking great Mr XXXX will make your Mrs gush like a fountain and her well .....". Ive had a very similar conversation and it goes right past my level comfortable so we backed well away from that particular group. I found when people have conversations such as that then people also know to much about each other. Within the same group I was told several pieces of personal information by third parties like "Mr YYYY can make Mrs XXXX cum during penatrative sex but Mr XXXX cant make her cum that way" Not really sure Mr XXXX wanted me knowing that dunno
All just seemed a bit weird so I keep away from that crowd and situations like that in general now.
Have naked body pics and face pics like you would put on Facebook. Never send naked face pic with your face showing unless you are 100% comfortable with everyone knowing your a swinger. If you ever do get outed for any reason you can always claim someone nicked that (clothed picture) from my Facebook and made an account lol Its rather more difficult to deny the picture used against you if its you doing something undressed with a cucumber :neutral:
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LOL. The film looks brilliantly bad....just checked and Donald Pleasence claimed this to be the worse film he ever made.

Its is terribly bad when I look at it now lol As stated its rare never have seen it aired on TV if you really want to? Its on Youtube but its Mystery science theatre 3000 showing so you get the annoying twats on it.

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A TV series called Automan, where the main character was digital and drove something like a Lamborghini with fluorescent stripes/lights. He had a sidekick who was a man and whenever he went round a corner he did instantly at 90degrees forcing the "real" man against the passenger window lol
A film called "Theatre of Blood" Where Vincent Price is a rubbish actor/director who insists on only doing Shakespeare plays. Well all the critics pan him and his productions so he decides to kill them in the style of a Shakespeare play; i.e. Merchant of Venice with his pound of flesh ;o) Superbly funny scene when he's trying to cut a blokes head off as his wife is lying next to him in bed...and the aftermath lmao

I can recall Automan but not much of what it was about. No dice on the film though sounds interesting. I am assuming it was pretty awful?
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Muran Buchstansangur and Johnny Jarvis .
Both Tele programmes, nobody else appears to remember them !
"I want to be a tree" by Tim Pope rolleyes

Well done 3 out of 3 Flower. I can recall the name Johnny Jarvis but had I not Googled it wouldn't have known that it was a TV series. The Wikipedia description for Muran Buchstansangur just sounds odd :lol: I'll have to look at the Youtube footage later.
Are there some things that only you remember? No matter how many other people you mention it too no ones ever seen or bought it even when you thought it was the best thing ever. Two things spring to my mind.
A 1980 film called "The Pumaman" Starring Walter George Alton as the Pumaman and Donald Pleasence as Dr Kobras (The bad guy). Only me and a friend who would hire this every week on VHS seem to remember it no one else of our age group that we speak to ever seems to have seen it. Its a shame I never bought the VHS seems to have become a rarity asking from 60-120 on Amazon :shock:
Gota love the music
And if I tweeked rolleyes your interest here's the trailer.
The second thing is Findus Fish feasts lol No one remembers these they were like my fave thing to eat when I was 12-15. Square bread crumbed parcels full of cheese sauce and fish they were yummy. Was devastated when my Mum came back from Asda and said that Findus had stopped producing them sad Not a picture or anything to be found on Google, I cant even drool over them :cry:
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I wear over the shoulder boulder holder sports bras, 'Shock Absorbers' the Ultimate Run version and they're fab, very supportive, comes all nice and smashey feely and although no tassles (thankfully) they do have reflective piping on em. I lurve mine and dont just wear em when exercising either.
Ok, too much information i know *cough*

Ya never out of em!!!
Bet they are a basterd to iron smile
From memory just cus I like to butt in smile
The battle of (Whatever) Where the French outnumbered the English 3-1 or thereabout. The battle famous for being won by the English long bow which is in fact false. Scientific tests have shown that the long bow arrows were not capable of penetrating the vastly superior French armour. On the day of the battle the conditions were wet the French attacked into a bottle neck. The weight of their numbers caused a crush and a lot of them simply fell over. The large metal plates of their armour stuck into the clay like mud and they had great difficulty getting back up. The English literally hacked them to death on the floor. At the time previous battles/wars had been fought with or run by nobility. It was customary to take your opponents hostage and hold them for ransom. This time though the English army mostly consisted of peasants who captured the French who expected to be ransomed but the peasants just executed them. The English archers after having fun bouncing arrows off of French men stuck in the mud showed the V sign to the retreating French who had threatened to cut off the bow fingers of any English Long bow men captured.
There or there abouts and that's from memory no Google.
Once again though Star no mention of alternative arrangements? Sound like sensationalism. My Mum grew up in the 50's her school had no field and no playground yet the school and my Mum played Hockey, Tennis, went swimming and running as well as more I probably don't know. A lot of schools don't have a Swimming pool, don't mean the kids don't go swimming though.
Well done Paddy. You never know there a few days left somone other than me might make a comment about a Team GB athlete whilst the games are still on :shock:
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So far we are not doing as well as we did in the last olympics, a lot of areas where we hoped to get medals where we are not, does anyone think that like me the athletes are perhaps trying too hard in front of thier home crowd, is home advantage actually working against us and high expectations following our best ever results 4 years ago the cause ?
Don't get me wrong I admire very athlete doing it for us and sympathise for those that have not got medals for such hard work and dedication and none have let us down, it is them that worry for not the Nation.

Well Glad to say that didnt last long eh Mids biggrin
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ohhh let me be your first viewer xx

Up til now it was 58 thread views which was possibly slightly more than anticipated. Fuck me though we were not expecting replies :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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I have a special move. It involves my two middle fingers and my tongue. I don't have a name for it yet so it may just have to be the 'special move event' I'd fancy my chances at getting a gold I have to say ;)

Is it the one where you put a large Bogey on the end of your tongue the flick the underside of your tongue with your two middle fingers so the Bogey sticks on the ceiling? Seen it, done it lol Ive never seen so many awe inspired 7 year olds as when I pulled that one out of the bag.
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Tweeky,
from a couple of examples seen, sold for housing and a 5-a-side firm, just leaving the school with play grounds basically.

Like I said though you need to look at what other arrangements were put in place and what was the benefit for the school? Perhaps the school got cash or other benefit/facility use in some way for the field? In the case of the 5-a-side sell off that sounds like the school would get use of those facilities as part of the deal. Robbing schools of a playing field and giving them nothing in return would not be a vote winner. Any council sanctioning such actions wouldn't be very popular. Also are we talking secondary, primary, academy's? Have we totally ruled out these are not closed schools too? fair few of them around and the primary I went to will no doubt be houses soon. Cant say I have seen anything of the sort locally. My secondary school was demolished and the field was built on though they built the new school on the same site complete with sports centre and still a field left. That was Labour though not the Tory's lol