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vespaixix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
UK

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hiya
i hope im doing this right i would like to apply for the job oppss thats not the right one he he can u please olace me on the list for the social meet i would be very greatful
luv vespaixix
ok where do i start
jacuzzi 2 room well what can i say its great well once u get in the fooker, it usually needs a blow torch and a crow bar to get in but when your there ur made as welcome as a fart in a space suit lol but thats its appeal,,,,,,,,,,,, the people are great in there but dont say i said coz ill loose my rep as a shite ,,,,,, lets see caseytig has u rubbing ur eyes and thinking fook off they aint real ,,,, toni has u thinking omg how did that fit in there ,,,,, magic or should i say the lips shes shy till she buggers off to another room for a play lol, ,,,, spidey is in and out like an arse on a prostitute,,,, 32 well what can i say shes opend up so much and i have the cam video to prove it he he ( im gunna get a slap for that lie ) nutty the 1 legged speed typer whos knickers id love to get into simply cos shes in every other burds nix ffs oi nutty give us guys a chance ffs mwah ) hotty or hnh the shy ooo im blushing one my arse ur a fox live with it he he he. who else jayboo well shes cool now she has taken off the str8 jacket and realised ppl chat to her when her tits are out and her star sign is in conjunction with venus , dont ask im baffled also.i know ive left so so many other people out but there are just so many wonderful sexy ppl in here that its impossible to mention something that i may have to rely on in court later for lmfao ,,,,,,,,, so let me just say 1 thing if u go into the room and dont talk well fuck off we are all waiting in the pool room to get it u twats lol
mwah ves xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh yes and why not would love to join u all please count me in alan and rachel xxxxxxxxx
biggrin hi everyone ijust wanted to say hi and say im new to swingers heaven and hope that there are ppl out there that will help me with my virginity to swingers heaven lol i wish u all well and hope i can soon make friends. please feel free to pm me as im open to suggestion ooppsss i mean chat lol o by the way im a bisexual male so guys and gals welcome mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock:
hi im new to this site and im having major problems in trying to register for the chat rooms can some 1 plz help me with how to do it ive read all the help and even emailed swingers heaven but nothing seems to help the instructions are so vague and i think if im told in lay mens terms ill be able to sort it plzzzzz help no matter wot i do the chat applet opens but it always says i have to register a nick how how how sad