There was a young man from heanor, who bought a dyson ball cleaner. He gave it a go but he put it on blow, and now he's known as Christina!

Right you roustabouts, here goes...

Unattractive, so I'm told (several times on here), 40 ish, short (Well fun sized), straight male. 

Looking for nsa fun an friendships with none judgemental, fun people who stimulate my mind.

Been on the scene for years and just having fun before I work out exactly what I want from life.

I owe nothing and own everything I have, work when I need to and just want to have a bit of fun.

Happy swinging and good luck everyone xx