Did anyone else think she was a moderator ? And click on the link just to read the pearl of wisdom crafted from the moderators fingertips?!?
Welcome to SH though !! Here's hoping you find what you are looking for - Shame we are not a bit closer !!
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Quote by EagerSlutFor my part I was only joshing with him, and have apologised twice within this forum (I even spent 20 minutes finding a piccy of a flucking female sexy firefighter to lighten the mood) I never meant andy any ill will - and in fact my tongue in cheek rebukes were meant more for the women.
I really don't know what to make of this thread.:undecided:
On the one hand there was a lot of good natured joshing and peeps bouncing off each other, and then again there seemed to be a certain amount of hinting that things may not be quite as they appear, however without any apparent justification.
Quite frankly I find it thoroughly distasteful that someone comes on here as a new member and appears to get bounced off the site for no apparent reason that appears obvious.
Maybe I've missed something here but I'm left with the impression that mischief (sorry Missy, not a reference to you) has been wrought.
I for one believe that Andy is owed an apology. People who use innuendo to cause trouble, without having the decency to substantiate their remarks are, in my opinion, the pits.
I'd hazard a guess that either this thread will get locked now, or it will be allowed to run and perhaps an interesting debate/post mortem may ensue.
:huh: ES
PS Maybe someone can prove to me that I'm wrong?
Andy if you are reading this, COME BACK !! This is a fun place, as a newbie here myself I can honestly say that these are all nice people, and would never genuinely cause harm by their words (well except for Postie who can be a nasty twat)
Once again sorry if I was any cause of any heartache or pain to anyone
Nigel
Quote by sexyfellaI know we have already talked about christmas cards etc for sale in tescos. BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW, IS WHO IS ALREADY SELLING FIREWORKS !!!!!!!!
:x Its insane - the local yobs have started letting them off already and its only mid way through september !!
:x We've got this all the way through the rest of this month, the whole of October, and if its anything like last year, all the way through November !!
:x WHY :x WHY :x WHY :x WHY :x WHY !! !! !! !! !!
They should sell fireworks on Nov 1st and no sooner !! Anyone else got the same problem yet or is it just in sunny Wales ??
RANT OVER
can you imagein how hard it would be trying to by fire works on bonfire night the shops wouldnt have the storage capacity to meet demand and the ques would last for hrs :doh:
Who cares, I certainly don't I always prefer a proper organised display anyway - much better, and safer too.....
As it happens I used to work in a small corner shop that sold fireworks, we used to take ALL our stock in on September's delivery and not take any more in - in fact used to send some back after Nov 5 - and I'm sure the likes of Tescos could handle the distribution and sales without queues!!
as for the yobs thats down to the shops not to sell them to kids(perhaps they should be sold to over 21s)
Quote by freckledbird
Just written a quick limerick for andy the fireman, posted it in the poetry sticky, but thought i'd put it here as it was topical
There was a man called andy
Who made all the sh girls randy
He said he fought fires
But we all now hes a liar
So now his id should be andypandy
Nigel
You can't say he's a liar. Maybe he hasn't been able to log in for whatever reason, to defend himself. I believe someone has inferred that he's a pic collector, but unless he's duped you as well, you have no evidence that he is just from this thread. I've read the same thread as you and I can't see any evidence on here that he's lied.
I'll probably be told that he's an ex-member now
Couldn't get anything to rhyme with fire, (I'm not a poet) no offence meant Andy (as i said in a previous post - all meant lightheartedly)
Sorry again though xx
Quote by HornyRed
We have high standards on here, this is what were looking for :rascal: :rascal:
Nah, this is better
Both please :rascal:
Now that would be a joy to behold !!! The two of you together better
quick before i make a sticky mess thinking of that one.PLUS, Andy's back now - and his post pulled a few heartstrings - how bad do we all feel now !!
Sorry Andy, all lighthearted banter, mainly aimed at the girls on the site - no offence was meant !! honest :shock:
Well he certainly has been absent ever since his cover was rumbled !! Not that i'm still gloating of course (well maybe just a bit)
Its a shame, he would have looked great in the swinging heaven calendar in uniform hahaha Ok i'd better shut up now and before i get a :kick: off all the girls who fell for his uniformed charms !!
Its a shame, he would have looked great in the swinging heaven calendar in uniform hahaha Ok i'd better shut up now and
before i get a :kick: off all the girls who fell for his uniformed charms !! Quote by Pete_swDon't get me wrong.... I love 'em too !!!!! But not every bloody night until (and in fact after) Nov 5th
As a complete pyromaniac, who loves nothing better than making things go bang , the louder and earthtremoringly bigger the better, I'm staying right outt of this one.
:gagged:
I know we have already talked about christmas cards etc for sale in tescos. BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW, IS WHO IS ALREADY SELLING FIREWORKS !!!!!!!!:x Its insane - the local yobs have started letting them off already and its only mid way through september !!
:x We've got this all the way through the rest of this month, the whole of October, and if its anything like last year, all the way through November !!
:x WHY :x WHY :x WHY :x WHY :x WHY !! !! !! !! !!
They should sell fireworks on Nov 1st and no sooner !! Anyone else got the same problem yet or is it just in sunny Wales ??
RANT OVER
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock: :shock: incoming ......................... Quote by DebbiewebsAw, was the fireman not really a fireman !!!!
Good by Andy so called fire man!
Well i'm not really an astronaut either to be honest !!
ha ha ha
I DID think that the pictures were different but didn't dare say anything in case everyone thought it was a case of sour grapes
Nigel
xx
Never mind ladies, all the old favourites are still here - is postie really a postman?
Quote by SarahI'm not jealous sarah!!! Did i not mention that I am actually an astronaut. I was the first welsh man in space, surely an astronaut has got to be better than a fireman, even a postman (come on postie where are ya) is better than a boring old fireman
NO, I think he is gen..............
just coz you dont get this repsonse.......................
hehehhee :shock:
:lol: Quote by FiremanAndyI reckon he's a reported, what do you reckon westerross? A reporter pretending to be a fireman, sorry girls, that "pissed on your bonfire"
deary me, I've come over all sweaty!lol, and I've just seen I'm holding my cock in the pic! , do you allways work this quick then girls? So, without wanting to be rude, but I feel all confident now!, do real meets happen on here? it's not just a fliry faceparty style site is it?
Andy
Quote by FiremanAndyHow come I get no PM's :shock: Just cos I ain't a fireman !! Its so unfair :upset:
blooming heck, I'm well chuffed, cheers for the pm's and replies, I feel as though I have Austin Powers "Mo Jo"!
Well, in response to your pm's, and at the request of some ! I'm looking for a bit of nsa fun on my days off, I'm straight, and looking for chat (not just sexual, I just like chatting) meets with couples maybe? and single females especially to unleash my bad side!. I'm not the most experianced guy ever, but what I lack in quantity, I've made up for in quality!lol.
Quote by Sarah
I can't believe none of these mucky girls (you know who you are) have asked to play with your hose yet !!
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We were being discreet
ops: but now you mention it
:lol: May I play with your hose
oiii we heard that, us girls are not mucky at all, and if we get to play with his hoze, we will be all nice and clean
Kaz pass the shower gel over please :PAw thats a shame, I was hoping you were all mucky.....
Maybe I am on the wrong site :lol: :lol:
Quote by Ms Amber
hi,
ive always thought that id never be interested in water sports but now im thinking i would like to try it.
Deffinatley no pooing but weeing i think i might like.
Can anyone who has tried it tell me what it is like please.
xx
.......not on purpose I haven't!....
But you have accidentally, hmmmm tell us more - come on fem told us about dropping her phone down the loo, so least you can do is tell us your story :lol: Nigel
ah.....some things are sacred and can only be relieved (oops......I mean revealed) when I have had many many drinks!!
:wink:So what is your tipple, and i'll get it organised - enough to loosen your tongue and your bladdefr xx
Quote by Ms Amber
hi,
ive always thought that id never be interested in water sports but now im thinking i would like to try it.
Deffinatley no pooing but weeing i think i might like.
Can anyone who has tried it tell me what it is like please.
xx
.......not on purpose I haven't!....
But you have accidentally, hmmmm tell us more - come on fem told us about dropping her phone down the loo, so least you can do is tell us your story :lol: Nigel
Quote by freckledbirdI find the power usage of fellow users fascinating, in fact I think we should have a new stickie where users can inform other users when their power was out or not.... We could build up a national picture of power problems throughout the country - sure to be useful for someone
We sure do, but haven't you anything more interesting to concern yourself with than how many people had to endure a power cut?
But why stop with power we could also run the same service for all the following
Broadband outages
Petrol prices by area
Mobile phone problems
sure there are more
Alternatively we could all just get a life and get out more !!!!!
Quote by 21andhornyClaire loves being pissed on when we shower, and i love the occassional water sports.
hi,
ive always thought that id never be interested in water sports but now im thinking i would like to try it.
Deffinatley no pooing but weeing i think i might like.
Can anyone who has tried it tell me what it is like please.
xx
But the absolute BEST is when I am inside her, and she is sat astride me, and she intentionally pisses all over me. It feels great on my c*ck, and makes me cum in seconds.
However, bear in mind, depending on how much there is, it can be a bugger to clean up, and you both need a shower or bath afterwards
Nigel
Aw equi, sorry about you loss !!
I bought my GF a 4ft tank and all the trimmings for xmas as she has always wanted one, and she is gutted if even one of the neons goes awol
We have a shark in there, a red tail one, and she would be really really gutted if she lost her shark as he is her favourite by a long way !!
Sorry again about your loss, think you should replace him quickly
Nigel & Claire
I bought my GF a 4ft tank and all the trimmings for xmas as she has always wanted one, and she is gutted if even one of the neons goes awol
We have a shark in there, a red tail one, and she would be really really gutted if she lost her shark as he is her favourite by a long way !!
Sorry again about your loss, think you should replace him quickly
Nigel & Claire
Quote by takingitslow
I don't mean tips on posting, or "getting some" as I have read from a lot of guys. I mean in a more serious emotional pit falls to watch out for. Certain types of advert that might seem interesting to me but start alarm bells ringing for you guys ?
What sort of encounters were your first ? Do you think you got in too heavy or too shallow? How would you have liked them to have gone.
What about encounters you have regretted ? If there have been any obviously. And is it possible to find situtions that are erotic and charged rather than just sex. By this I mena tension and excitement. I guess thats what I am looking for, but am not sure how to start off !
Thanks all !
Steve
BTW, thanks for all the friendly advice I have been given so far - you guys and girls are very open, honest and willing to share !
Well i'd personally change the avatar, cos the blades are pooh......
Quote by fem_4_tabooHas to be the new Nokia 8800, is georgous !! sexy, svelt and pops up if you hit the right button
bloody hell i knew someone would guess id dropped it down the toilet.
i did fish it out and im hoping it might dry out , probally bloody wont though. so its off to the shops next week to buy a new one.
yes ive got the sim card but no old phone that will accept it .
the new problem ill have is what phone do i buy??? video, bluetooth? flip?
its a hard life
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seriously though it is georgous
Also, you can actually cut your simcard down (I'm assuming its the old credit card size) to fit into a new size, just get someone elses sim and draw around it over the area of the card that has the gold contacts on it - I've done it once before and it does work !!
Nigel
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