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He's back!! :D :D :D
Hello everyone, I'm back :scared: .
I've been away due to personal reasons, those few who know will be glad to learn that everything's fine now and it's all over with. Those who don't......
I'll be around more frequently now, seeing all the old faces and a fair few new ones. Looking forward to joining in the banter again and getting bitch slapped by Postie. :P

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3. that everyone on SH (but especially the mods and chatroom ops) have at least £5 million each (£10 million for the mods and ops) (creep creep!!)

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3. that everyone on SH (but especially the mods and chatroom ops) have at least £5 million each (£10 million for the mods and ops) (creep creep!!)
Nigel

Yep, creep! :huh: :kick:

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Thats just wrong..........and very cruel...............how can u make anyone do the ironing without the TV on! :uhoh:

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It does seem everyones being abit cheesy with this one to me!
world peace? come on lets use imagination guys!
surely a better wish would be get rid of of idiot testorone filled morons that proliferate war in the first place... put a hippy in charge of the world and give free safe and sexy love to every one! porbelm solved!
<we all need more of this in our lives!

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So you couldn't act on it either, huh? Looks like we might be able to run a class action, as it were.

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I was only going to write that... but then i hijacked my own piss take... shocking behaviour!

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I was only going to write that... but then i hijacked my own piss take... shocking behaviour!

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Pleasure-seeker.
About 18 months ago i left my partner of 12 years. Reason I gave to her: I don't like our relationship without sex.
It hurt her, and it hurt me. I still miss being with her as she was everything to me.
I didn't leave her to be on my own. I had "become involved" with someone else. I didn't physically meet the other person until after i had split up with my Ex. But it was enough of a catalyst for me to end a 12 years relationship. I can be dense, but i know that if you are looking for sex elsewhere, you are giving up on a part of your relationship.
Now before you reply P-S. Just know this one little thing. I talked for 11 of those 12 years about the lack of sex in our relationship. My partner and i talked, long into the night, crying and feeling hurt and confused, many many many times. She was never comfortable talking about sex, or anything sexual on TV... sound familiar??
Occasionally it improved. It didn't last long and towards the end, I gave up. I deliberately didn't try anything sexual. I never asked nor initiated. This lasted 3 months. Then I left. And she had no idea, until I told her, of why I was unhappy.
If I can offer one piece of advice, hoping you know it just advice and not me being moralistic as you tend call others who spent time writing replies, that don't agree with what you WANT to hear, is this: Tell your wife how you feel, and that you would like more sex and intimacy. That if it doesn't improve you MAY consider leaving her, or you MAY be tempted elsewhere.
Then go from there.
So, from someone who was in your position, take the advice, or leave it. BUT - if you don't tell her, and you form a relationship with someone else... and i use these words advisably considering the rest of the thread, you will be cheating on her. And you will hate yourself for it when you get caught out.
OR.... maybe she's a lesbian and has gone off men.

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Buy her a bottle of gin after that she not give a shit about her body or who see's it
I am of course joking
She will let you know when she is ready, may take a few months but all good things come to those who wait

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Buy her a bottle of gin after that she not give a shit about her body or who see's it
I am of course joking
She will let you know when she is ready, may take a few months but all good things come to those who wait

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To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!

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He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.

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I find it odd that a psuedo religious argument is put forward as a case against me when those who do so are engaging in behaviour for which Sodom and Gamorrah were destroyed?

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sorry can't see the point in it myself
but then i'm quite happy with my bits the way they are (see add 58264 for a seek peek )
but like anything its your body so if you want it go for it, i can just think of better things to spend my money on

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sorry i was feeling left out

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very popular one
but i had it first of the three of us :twisted:

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I may live in London...but I travel a lot....