Anyone recommend any decent spots where it's not a waste of time being let down or action can be spotted. New to the area so slowly finding my way around. Bit of a difference to the city
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welshanimal
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
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Right then ive lived in south west wales for a while now and although i have seen and been to plenty of locations which could be used for playtime. i have yet to find one that is, obviously i have made a few my own 
but if some one could let me know where would be a popular one to watch or visit to sneak a peek so to speak please pm me
but if some one could let me know where would be a popular one to watch or visit to sneak a peek so to speak please pm me 
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Quote by freckledbird
oooo oooo finally a local club to me doesnt mean trapsing half way across the uk for some friendly banter anyone pm me with location please
Newport?
If you look on Chameleons' website (in the clubs and parties section), there's more information about the new club.
ok ok obviously newport thx for a pointer only details i could find on google were about the 80s band but finally find link so thx may have to try for membership if i can so heres to hoping my application has been accepted..may see some of you there soon
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Here's a silly one - what about you doing all the housework and stuff, including making a nice meal for Mrs Naughty every evening. Maybe because she doesn't have to do it, you'll end up with more naughtiness as she won't be as tired. Result for both of you
Even better if she catches you hooving in the buff :giggle: :eeek:
i tried that once and my idiotic nature got the better of me guess what i did with the hoover
Quote by hisandhers
In our daughters school they can have permission to take two weeks off per year outside the holidays with written permission. We personally couldn't afford to go away in the 6 wks hols
its the same with mine however i try to discourage them allowing the kids to take two weeks off in succession as i can only cope with one week of the constant arguing with them and they only come over in the evenings when i finished work!!!!!
Quote by bimale_cambs
whats the article about then as in what does it say?
as i was just about to post this topic but someone beat me to it
if my memory serves me right from what i read in the mess hall
nottingham has the prettiest lasses and hubbys and london has the classiest swingers!!!
stands back and waits for corrections from those who have just rushed out and bought a paper :shock:
to all that congratulated me thx v much....however i fear it was all in vain as the B:@:ch dumped me today and at the moment i am eating my way through my carefully compiled chocolate and sweet supply so ladies maybe when i get over my broken heart u could help me have faith in your species again
aopologies for being the bearer of bad news but welsh is once again a single man...ffs
aopologies for being the bearer of bad news but welsh is once again a single man...ffs
Quote by hillsman
the only ones I know are old traditional ones..such as the two fingered one fingered bird. or the winding of the window down and verbal abuse being delivered in a clear and consise manner.... most descrete doggers will take a subtle waving away and leave you to it...and the idiots who don't respond to any of the above are prob best avoided..so driving off helps.....
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
This might sound a bit harsh, but just tell them your not interested and to leave you alone!
However, they may say why are you out dogging if you dont want attention, but I think I understand were you are coming from, as there are a couple of guys at our regular place who we do not like being around us, just give me the creeps, so we just stop playing as soon as they turn up. If they dont get the message I tell them to sod off. Normally Mr NWC just shakes his head in disbelief at me
if the above doesnt work try brandishing a pair of scissors
Quote by mr_york
so welsh animal you had sex down an ally way at 2AM in the morning then she asked you? so how did you do you arm?
no never had sex was on way to get a kebab
moving industrial coffee machine in work and dispaced either collar bone or shoulder bone and stretched the ligaments or tendons or something according to the doc
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welsh animal have you had any action or offers while you've been off?
even if i had i would have to say no cos my arm is giving me a lot of pain and besides which i got engaged saturday to a girl i met from a site very similar to this one and we both agreed we could window shop for the time being to give our realtionship a fair chance
instead of playing about even with the other present.http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72494.html
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Good Afternoon Everyone
My name is David and i have been signed off work for the next week with a dislocated shoulder and was just wondering who else is sat at home with nothing to do and just wants someone to chat to. If its about swinging sex or life in general please get in touch i have just watched another make over show and now starting the bargin hunt hour.
Please help
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kept the same tag-line...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30
minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Eeeuww!!.....)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls
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