can you take our names off the list please Loz xxx ty
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xXthe_MeridsXx
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
Straight Male, 53
UK
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Hello everyone
As you may know Funlovers passed away recently with Covid anyone who ventured into the pool would have known the big man.
Well it’s his send off tomorrow and Susie his wife has asked could I post a link to the service as he has friends far and wide.
Anyone who would like to watch the service tomorrow via web link, please message me through our profile on here and I will forward the link (as the site will not allow the link to be added).
Goodnight and god bless you Dave, we miss you xxx
Mr & Mrs Merids
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To anyone who frequented the chatrooms especially the Pool Room over the last 12 years and will always Remember Funlovers -aka Fun n Susie. It is with deep regret that he has passed away from Covid, always a stalwart of the chat rooms with his banter and laughs
Sending Susie and family all the love n strength
My chat room side kick, remembering the fun times, you have left a massive hole in my heart ❤️ dear friend xxx
Rest in peace big man
Mers and Mr Mer
xxxx 
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Hi Try
Can you add Mr Mer and myself down for this plz, bout time we got our butts to another, can you send me the payment details as well.
Many Thanks
Mrs Mers 
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we'd love to attend, can you add us two to the list please try xxx
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HnS were not going to Macclesfield but we can vouch for Vulcan10 met him at loads of the Cov Socials top bloke :bounce::bounce::bounce:
Just that as we are not familiar with your name, do you have mutual friends or people attending that can vouch for you at all please ?
If so, please ask them to let us know.
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is there room for one more single male plz plz lol
Just that as we are not familiar with your name, do you have mutual friends or people attending that can vouch for you at all please ?
If so, please ask them to let us know.
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I Saw this today a write up of a Man's First Experience of using Veet, had me howling to say the least, thought i'd share it :-)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect
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Jen
Confirming the xXthe_MeridsXx will be there, cant wait :bounce::bounce:
See u all on the 14th
Mer
Confirming the xXthe_MeridsXx will be there, cant wait :bounce::bounce:
See u all on the 14th
Mer
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Can we come please, sounds like a fun fun fun night :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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Can you add us both to the the list please. Can you also add Mickjen as well please Try!!
Are people going to get fancy dressed for this one??? Could be fun
Are people going to get fancy dressed for this one??? Could be fun
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sorry guys, we can't make this now! Hope everyone has a fab time tho xxxx Warming the Bed
Meeks ya hun of burning luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv happy 40th :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: hope have had a night to remember xxxx love loads xxx ohhh i got that wrong its 33 aint it ya young stud u, ps pay me back laters lol xx #
Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ill snog ur face nxt week xxx
Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ill snog ur face nxt week xxx
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Guys really sorry but we can't make it this time, have a blast all and Mell I'll save me drink till cov lol
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The rooms booked, so can you please confirm us both please Bambi xxxxxxxxxx
Thank You!!!
Thank You!!!
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bambi i'll mail you the profile link hun xxx
mer xx
mer xx
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All done :thumbup:
Merids ... is that the right name? cant seem to find them on here
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Bambi, we have been chatting with a couple today >>> mosam6954. They would love to attend also, can u add them to the list too please, they cant seem to add their names to the list for some reason?
Ta muchly xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ta muchly xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Bambi
Can you add us to the list plz, weve got ourselves sorted so can comeeeeeeeeeee yipeeeee and it would be rude not 2 lol
:bounce::bounce:
Can you add us to the list plz, weve got ourselves sorted so can comeeeeeeeeeee yipeeeee and it would be rude not 2 lol
:bounce::bounce:
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Hey guys can you add me and mr mer to the list plz, be fab to have a night out on broad st with the birthday boy xxxxxx :bounce::bounce::bounce:
oh yeah i heard shes was buying all night way 2 gooooooooo lol
oh yeah i heard shes was buying all night way 2 gooooooooo lol
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please can you add us two to the list.... thank you xxxxxxxx
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we are soooooo sorry we didnt make it!!!! so wanted to be there!!! we were gutted xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hope everyone had a great time tho xxx
hope everyone had a great time tho xxx
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Ben, Minx, we would love to come along and help u celebrate your up n coming nuptials
we'd be honourd to be added to the list xxxx
Congratulations to you both xxxxx
we'd be honourd to be added to the list xxxx
Congratulations to you both xxxxx
