Extra straight guy for couples, and for ladies

UPDATE 03-01-08

Thanks to some-one (you know who you are!!) who fed back to me that I should attend to my boring profile, which I put up in a hurry whilst on the run from Michelle Pfeiffer, and I now realise is not at all impressive, and certainly doesn't do me justice. So here goes............

Having failed to find a nymphomaniac with an off-license, and being commitment-phobic, I thought I'd concentrate my attentions on what I do best - driving myself to distraction writing bad copy which no-one finds funny, in the unlikely event that whilst fishing I might get a little more fun, and possibly put the odd smile on the odd face (no offence - I don't know you yet), and pleasure a worthy female along the way.

So - what do you need to know? I look like Quasimodo on a good day ( one of his good days that is) and am tall with big hands. (all the bell-ringing I guess)

And you know what they say about big hands................

big gloves.

I have a cock, but have up to now decided not to share a photo - in case I'm recognised by past admirers - I'm sure you've seen one before anyway. It's wide-ish (it's ok - it doesn't have a hump) meaning that I need to use certain brands of condoms as the usual suspects pinch a bit, which I find unhelpful.

I'm a (considerate) animal in the bedroom - and you'll certainly have a laugh behind my back after I'm gone. I won't bring you candyfloss or bears (thanks to Goldfrapp for that line) - just my body for your pleasure, ma'am.

So, it'd be cool to hear from a female who is local to South Yorks, who is feeling horny, and is prepared to write something to me that might raise a foolish titter.

Meanwhile, I'll sit here glued to these keyboards, licking my eyebrows

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