I'd class that as "quite cheeky indeed".
I've yet to buy alcohol. I had a cunning plan to get it last night. Thought I'd do some late shopping, miss the crowds. Get to Tesco at about 10:00pm and they only feckin stop selling alcohol at 9:55pm! WTF? Oh, and it was still seriously busy. So I'm going to have to try this lunch time.
The best way to make money out of Londers would be to introduce a stupidity tax.
Tax anyone with, say, an IQ less than 60 (almost everyone in London). The absolute beauty of this is that the London population, by virtue of their sub 60 IQ, would be too stupid to move out of London.
I'd wager the chances are your mails are getting through.
When I was replying to ads here and elsewhere, I must have sent, well, rather a lot.
In all I think I had 4 replies.
Clearly the best would have been Lexa Doig, she's really very, very, lovely indeed but, sadly, she only voiced the character.
Well I've yet to buy alcohol. Need to do that tonight, late tonight, when it's not busy.
Woe betide Tesco if they are out of stock of that!
Earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes...
Why do people panic buy tons of food this time of year? I mean, really? Why?
I went and did my usual weekly shop last night (I usually get one of my many minions to do it, but even an evil tyrannical overlord likes to do some things himself sometimes), and I can't for the life of me understand why simple basic items, such as eggs, for example, are totally sold. Why? Why? WHY?!
So what is the record for the shortest serving forum member?
And yes, I mean length of time not height (stupid earthlings)
Heard this exact same story a few times when I was unlucky enough to still be working in London.
Except, obviously, in the stories I heard the Arab gentleman wasn't in Glasgow, he was in <insert London place name here>.
edit: edited to avoid misinterpretation.
May I just say that I have absolutely no idea at all whatsoever what this thread is on about.
You earthlings speak such nonsense. You will all be educated when I have subjugated your puny planet.
A sense of humour, maybe?
Well, for a first post, it's different.
I'm sure a mod will be along any second now.
:grin:
This is why I shop at my local Sainsbury's. It has far fewer pathetic earthlings than my local Tesco which is, by and large, mostly full of quite astonishingly stupid pathetic earthlings. Mostly.
Is it just me or does Reese look a bit sinister in that picture?! :shock:
Right, that's it.
I am now going to grow a beard (shouldn't take long, right?) so that I can then shave it off to look 10 years younger.
