I'm not sure I've ever been in love. I don't believe anyone has ever been in love with me.
I did have a girl tell me she loved me once, but that was in the school playground when I was about 15 and it was just an attempt to embarress me in front of everyone (to be fair I think she did actually fancy me but, for various reasons, we never got together).
OMG!
I can't work out what's worse, polluting coffee with baileys or polluting baileys with coffee!
I'm going to spend this new years eve standing in the corner of my living room pretending to be a pot plant. Maybe some kind of fern?
I'd never dare do it, one little accident and it's dirty flasher time and a criminal record!
Women can get away with it, especially cute ones :grin:
I know someone who lives in Essex.
Yeah, us single guys are harmless really. Well, mostly harmless...
First, run a bath. Then get yourself some enriched uranium-235. Pop it in the bath, then get in the bath yourself and you should then be nice and toasty. A slight side effect here though is certain death.
I went without heating and hot water for six weeks once. Lazy landlord.
As I didn't have any uranium to hand I just had to wrap myself up in my duvet to keep warm.
Porn stars... "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with".
Porn stars tend to look a bit... odd. The fact that some 99% of them are blonde, for a start, and that 100% of them (probably including some male ones too) all have fake breasts. Looks a bit, well, cheesy if you ask me.
Give me real people any day.
What this board lacks is an "ignore member" facility. Quite a few other boards have it.
Are you talking about replying to ads? If so, I'd say there's nothing unusual at all about a single guy not getting a single reply from 30 ads responded to.
We had some here yesterday, fell quite thickly at one point. Too wet for it to settle though.
NO it has fuck all to do with what size willie you have
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