Slapped arse Stories

She was a total bitch. Emma my brothers wife. She treated him like dirt. James do this James do that. James why haven’t you… She might have been a bit of a stunner, but at what price. I caught up with James for a quick drink at the nearest pub to his house. Already James was fretting what Emma would say if she found he had been to the pub. I told my brother that his wife needed taking in hand and given a good hiding befor...

I’m a secret bi , I love the sauna scene , cocks all sizes , I’ve dabbled with wanking men off , being wanked , oral , lots of oral and when I’m in the mood . Swallow ,spit , facial I love it all but ……..I always wanted to try anal , last week I ticked that box . I caught the eye of a stocky guy with a good size cock , we kissed , wanked then he suggested we go to a private room , we got in the 69 position, lots of noisy...

Nothing seemed to be going right for me. At twenty years old I was still stuck at home with my parents and sister. My girlfriend for some unknown reason was being a bitch and an absolute pain, and then there was a likelihood of losing my job as the company I worked for was downsizing and my supervisor had a downer on me. Then to top it all my mother wanted me to go to Spain with my sister and her mates as chaperone. At ei...

Let me tell you about Marge my wife. She is a twenty nine year old beauty, stood at just 5'4" her legs look long for her body. She had long brown wavy hair surrounding her pretty face. She doesn't need makeup but will wear just a little when she goes out. She has shapely hour glass figure. Her only bad point is her wicked tongue. In recent years we have lost a lot of friends due to her gob. In fact we had been cancelled f...

I have always thought my Dick was inadequate , I am a borderline average size but I always wanted to have fun with a big dick , I went on SH chat rooms asking for some cock fun with a big dick. As always Lots of time wasters and bull shiters , then one guy got me interested I checked out his profile and yes he had a eye watering big cock , he suggested a private room , we chatted on line and then on the mobile . He lived...

I was reading the email from the Chairman's Office that ordered my attendance at the conference he had ordered. In the email, it gave the names of 31 other managers in my region that would be attending, and said that car sharing was mandatory to save money. It also had a list of hotels to use. I rang people on the list and was trying to get or give a car share to or from one of them. I was running out of names with just t...