HORNMANJI: The last throws of the dice - Part 5. The finale. So here we are. After delay and delay and endless struggle you mucky pups finally get an end to this five-part filth-fest. May you enjoy the salacious and saucy goings-on as this journey completes. So, without further FAFF, let’s get on with it. ALL’S END THAT’S WELL END…ISH (yes, that’s deliberately like that). The tension in the room had now reached levels tha...

Welcome, welcome, welcome back to the second part of this big adventure. We left our game explorers trapped in the house of Art and Amy and locked into playing the game, down to their underwear. Will they manage to get out of their predicament in one piece? Who knows? Let’s crack on, shall we? TRUNKS, CROCS AND EVOLUTIONARY SHOCKS! The game was most definitely a-go-go. Myself, my wife Amy and our friend Wendy had already...

So, the clue is in the title as to what inspired this one. Needless to say we’re in for a magical, fun-filled, sex-even-more-filled adventure, although that said it may feel like more of a slow-burn compared with previous stories. Let me know what you think at the end. PART ONE: LET’S PLAY A LITTLE GAME “Selective Treasures,” I read out-loud as I looked at the sign. “What an unusual name for a thrift store”. “It might be...

Have we got to the end of this short story about mistaken identity quite so quickly? It appears so…but what of the invite Lewis received at the end of the last chapter? Let’s rejoin our dim but diligent hero in this final part. IF I’M EVERYWHERE, WHERE AM I NOT? I stared at the invite from Barbara for her daughter’s engagement wondering just what I was going to do. Clearly Kate and I not being together had not prevented m...

THERE’S A LOT OF ME ABOUT - Part 4 So, how will Lewis cope now his relationship with Kate is over before it began? What escapades will he stumble into next? What was the last film to win all five major awards at the Oscars? All of these questions and more will be answered in this part of the story. WHEN LUCKY DAYS DON’T FEEL LUCKY. Kate was ghosting me. I’d sent two messages to her, but these days anything more than one f...

So here we are again with another instalment of this short series (probably another 5-parter. They seem to be my thing). Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is precisely the point of this story…Duh! TRICK OR TREAT? TREAT AND TRICK. There at my door was Kate, brunette-bobbed delight whom I had encountered by accident only a week or so earlier. I had debated various times if I should contact her, send a text or maybe e...

So last time (like the movie serials of old) we left our hero in a tight spot…but, would he be able to get out of the howdy-doody car in time? Let’s find out shall we? THE REAL KATE AND THE FAKE LEWIS. “You aren’t Lewis,” Kate stated arms folded. “Er…I bloody am,” I countered, confidently. I might not have been the Lewis she knew but I was most definitely Lewis. It wasn’t my fault the only things that had been specific ab...

Finally we’re here and oh my word what a ride it’s been. This is the last part of Martin and Michelle’s first swingers’ cruise. Without any further unwanted palaver…let’s get into it. THE PARTY STARTS Once Michelle and I got back to the cabin we immediately stripped as we fell to the bed, the two of us hungry to tell each other our adventures whist we fucked. Me sliding into Michelle’s already well lubricated cunt whilst...

IT’S THE FINALE! We’ve finally got to the end and what an ending it promises to be. A big thanks to everyone who has read this and commented so far as your enjoyment is my enjoyment. Please be sure to leave a like and a comment at the end if you enjoy it and...Let’s get to it. Day 5b - To the Manor, Bone. Sleep had somehow claimed me as the week's exertions finally seemed to be taking hold. I don't know how long I was out...

Here we go as we near the end of this EPIC tale of carnal desires and country life. This is the penultimate episode with the last part dropping on next week. I hope you enjoy this one as it’s a bit shorter than the last. Cheers. Day 5a The Fraying of the Sergeant My eyes open and I take in my unfamiliar surroundings. I am not in the Honeymoon Suite and I am not in the new room I acquired. I am on the floor surrounded by s...

Here we are again, folks with Part 5 of the sprawling epic that is HOT AND FUZZY. I hope you’re enjoying it so far and I guess if you’re returning to read some more you probably are. I guess that means that I should just shut up and let you get on with it then. Enjoy. Day 4 Splitsville I woke up alone. I turned to look where Mel should have been and was suddenly reminded that not only was she not next to me, but that I wa...

So here we are part 4 of HOT AND FUZZY. I’ve got to say in honesty this is the biggest part, it has the most sex and was arguably the most fun to write. There is some male-on-male sex featured so if you don’t want to read that then we will see you in the next part fair traveller. Enjoy. Day 3 A Couple's Secrets. My alarm went off and I found I could barely open my eyes as sexual exhaustion from the last two days seemed to...

So, if you’ve reached this far you’re at the mid-point of the story. I hope you’re enjoying reading it as much as I enjoyed creating this fantasy version of HOT FUZZ. Day 2 Meet and Greet I woke up as my alarm beeped me awake. I reached out and knocked it off and lay back in bed, looking at the ceiling. I wondered if I dreamed-up last night's activities, whether the six-person orgy I partook in was nothing more than a lew...