Tryout Stories

Garry and Janet had asked to borrow my wife for the day. I guessed it was something to do with either the church fete they help run or their amateur dramatic group. Either way I said yes as it allowed me to go off with my mate for a round of golf. As we played my mate was telling me how he can often see his neighbour shagging some woman or another. My mate was telling me that his neighbour was single and didn’t have a sho...

I was at an auction house and had seen several Lots that took my fancy. The main ones were mixed lots and were packaged up and just listed a few of the items in them. I was after the electrical items in the lots. I had already bid on one lot and lost it, but the main ones I was interested in were next. The auctioneer read out the lot information and at first there was no bids. What the auctioneer reported that there was o...

My friends and wife all call me Fixit, because that all say he can fixit or I tell them I can fixit. I was in bed with my wife and she was moaning, my favorite toy has broken, waving a vibrator in my face. The next morning I took a look at it and it was terminally dead. My wife said, "It's no good if you can't fix something like that for me." I told her I would make her an even better one. I went to the local sex shop and...