Warming the Bed
'Er outdoors was on cam the other night when some bloke just up and said "show us your pussy". so she put the cam onto Casper our cat. he left the
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the most cheesy comment in chat you have heard
Sex God
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Quote by andymish69
We have been in chat a few years now and the amount of cheesy banter chat up lines are sometimes funny as hell........so whats the most cheesy comment you have seen be it couples on cam single ladies or single guys lets here them because our fave is does your panties match your bra
that does my head in when guys ask me that, they are bloody obsessed with matching undies arn't they? like they really going to say....oh im not meeting you.... if you say well actually no they don't lol
i think what really makes me laugh is the way the guys say the same to all women, no matter what they look like thats what they like, i was in the chat rooms once and they was a, well lets say big boobed women on cam and all the guys was going on about how they liked 'big tits' and i went on cam and im not very big up front im only a 36C so i made some comment about not being for the boobs guys and the very same guys who was telling the other women they liked big tits then started telling me how good mine was and how tits dont have to be big to be good lol if theres a shaven women on cam all the guys like shaven but soon as a unshaven women comes on they get the same comments as the shaven ones and all of a sudden the natural look is good lol i swear if you was female with two heads you'd be just what they was looking for
Quote by flower411
It`s not really cheesey, but....
23 year old guy on being told by 43 year old woman that she didn`t want to meet him .....
"Well I`m amazed !"
"You should be grateful"
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I couldn`t stop laughing !!
oh thats the male ego i get lots of comments like that ive had guys tell me im not good looking enough to be picky etc, most guys on here think if your not 21 a size 8 with big tits you have no rights to say no, what i always ask is if im that bad why did you ask me to meet in the first place? who's really the desperate one?
:lol: Lots of guys get rude and abusive when you say no, i think my person fave come back from a guy i said no to once was, i'm to good for you anyway i don't need to come on here to pull i can get anyone i want lol or the younger guys who say "why? are you scared you can't keep up with a younger guy?" lol
Sex God
all the standard ' im not directing ' comments like " I wonder if she is shaved?" " can you put your legs on the desk so we can see your shoes" " do your pants match your bra?" etc etc
The one we get about profile pics is ALWAYS " where do you go shopping ?"
The one we get about profile pics is ALWAYS " where do you go shopping ?"
Sexlightened
wife on cam in the hot tub..................15 metres away " are you nakid" pmsl
Warming the Bed
Quote by naughtynymphos1
It`s not really cheesey, but....
23 year old guy on being told by 43 year old woman that she didn`t want to meet him .....
"Well I`m amazed !"
"You should be grateful"
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I couldn`t stop laughing !!
oh thats the male ego i get lots of comments like that ive had guys tell me im not good looking enough to be picky etc, most guys on here think if your not 21 a size 8 with big tits you have no rights to say no, what i always ask is if im that bad why did you ask me to meet in the first place? who's really the desperate one?
:lol: Lots of guys get rude and abusive when you say no, i think my person fave come back from a guy i said no to once was, i'm to good for you anyway i don't need to come on here to pull i can get anyone i want lol or the younger guys who say "why? are you scared you can't keep up with a younger guy?" lol
But if they did meet you they would know how truely beautiful you are with a wicked sense of humour and a set of boobs to die for (still look like jordan compared to mine)!!! :lol
Warming the Bed
best ever chat line for me was; "you want me-you just don't know it yet" lol
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