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Lost
Sex God
I use the chatroom on the odd occasion and i'm always amazed at what people call breasts. The worst name I think I've heard recently is milkers :shock: the funniest I think is a set of 'top bollox' biggrin
What do you call them? Or what have you heard them called?
Unknown User
I'm not keen on "tits" , but it's better than <<<shudders>>> titties.. yuk!
I have boobs. cool
Dawnie
Sex God
The word tits doesn't worry me but one that makes me smile is jumper lumps :lol2:
Unknown User
JUGS
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
swcpl2005
Sexpert
Mrs SW was the intended recipient of the "milkers" description and we weren't that impressed either.
One of the worst intro's in chat has to be "nice tits luv" grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... mad
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
I'm not keen on "tits" , but it's better than <<<shudders>>> titties.. yuk!
I have boobs. cool

Almost word for word what Mrs Lost - titties sounds remedial to me. I use the words boobs. :thumbup:
Lost
Sex God
Quote by swcpl2005
Mrs SW was the intended recipient of the "milkers" description and we weren't that impressed either.
One of the worst intro's in chat has to be "nice tits luv" grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... mad

Though granted Mrs SW does have fine chest blessings (is that a new one?) The milkers statement loon doesn't work for me. As for the"Nice tits luv"
I find what is fractionally more irritating is
"Do you mind me asking what size your breasts are"
confused
Fiona_uk
Sex God
The one that made me chuckle the most was "jaspers"
xxxxxxx
Dawnie
Sex God
Sarge :smug:
He is a right tit rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Saw that!!!! innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
wink
Ian
Sex God
mahooba doobers
melons
headlights
love pillows
i could go on..... but i'm now distracted redface
kittysin
Master of Sex
Harry's choice.....funbags.
rolleyes wink
Kitty's choice.....breasticles.
Unknown User
Our middle daughter has christened mine "teletubby hills " dunno strange child that she is!!!
scubatony2002
Warming the Bed
There are so many names but the ones i use more are
Puppies
Phil & Grant Mitchell
Lefty and Righty
Bazonkas
Did you know the Norweigens had 7 words for snow - we definately beat that with words for Mamory Glands!!!
Unknown User
well..i do like to cal them Baps...or breasticles..
but in chat..do tend to be slightly shy..(i am the shy sort me)..and end up saying...fine pair of chests you have!!!
Unknown User
A tit-rhyme
Chest-icles, Breast-icles,
I love 'em all,
And if they're called air-bags,
they'll break my fall.
Big ones,and little ones,
Huge nips and small.
I'm not that fussy,
'Cos 'I LOVE 'EM ALL'!!!!!
hisandhers
Sex God
fried eggs redface
my friends boyfriend calls hers icing bags :shock:
kittysin
Master of Sex
After the news today, how about...
Freddy-Mac and Fanny-Mae!
:happy:
Sexysue2
Warming the Bed
jubblies biggrin
fun bags lol
Rich1_2008
Warming the Bed
Just to add, at school one of my friends called them Clunkers
But Boobies is my fave ! lol