Tits | Swinging Heaven

1 Jul 2008

I use the chatroom on the odd occasion and i'm always amazed at what people call breasts. The worst name I think I've heard recently is milkers :shock: the funniest I think is a set of 'top bollox' biggrin

What do you call them? Or what have you heard them called?

1 Jul 2008

I'm not keen on "tits" , but it's better than <<<shudders>>> titties.. yuk!
I have boobs. cool

1 Jul 2008

The word tits doesn't worry me but one that makes me smile is jumper lumps :lol2:

1 Jul 2008

JUGS
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

1 Jul 2008

dolly knockers!!!! lol

2 Jul 2008

Mrs SW was the intended recipient of the "milkers" description and we weren't that impressed either.
One of the worst intro's in chat has to be "nice tits luv" grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... mad

2 Jul 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I'm not keen on "tits" , but it's better than <<<shudders>>> titties.. yuk!
I have boobs.

Almost word for word what Mrs Lost - titties sounds remedial to me. I use the words boobs. :thumbup:

2 Jul 2008

Quote by swcpl2005
Mrs SW was the intended recipient of the "milkers" description and we weren't that impressed either.
One of the worst intro's in chat has to be "nice tits luv" grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

Though granted Mrs SW does have fine chest blessings (is that a new one?) The milkers statement loon

doesn't work for me. As for the"Nice tits luv"
I find what is fractionally more irritating is
"Do you mind me asking what size your breasts are"
confused

2 Jul 2008

The one that made me chuckle the most was "jaspers"
xxxxxxx

2 Jul 2008

Puppies?

2 Jul 2008

Hooters :lol2:

3 Jul 2008

NELLIES !!
lol

3 Jul 2008

Wobbly wongers....
rolleyes

3 Jul 2008

Sarge :smug:
He is a right tit

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

3 Jul 2008

Saw that!!!! innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
wink

3 Jul 2008

mahooba doobers
melons
headlights
love pillows
i could go on..... but i'm now distracted redface

4 Jul 2008

The Twins:love:

5 Jul 2008

bazooka's

5 Jul 2008

NORKS !

5 Jul 2008

Boooooooooooooooooooooooobies x

6 Jul 2008

Harry's choice.....funbags.
rolleyes

Kitty's choice.....breasticles.

7 Jul 2008

Airbags???
:inlove: We love em!!

8 Jul 2008

Our middle daughter has christened mine "teletubby hills " dunno

strange child that she is!!!

8 Jul 2008

There are so many names but the ones i use more are
Puppies
Phil & Grant Mitchell
Lefty and Righty
Bazonkas
Did you know the Norweigens had 7 words for snow - we definately beat that with words for Mamory Glands!!!

8 Jul 2008

well..i do like to cal them Baps...or breasticles..
but in chat..do tend to be slightly shy..(i am the shy sort me)..and end up saying...fine pair of chests you have!!!

8 Jul 2008

A tit-rhyme
Chest-icles, Breast-icles,
I love 'em all,
And if they're called air-bags,
they'll break my fall.
Big ones,and little ones,
Huge nips and small.
I'm not that fussy,
'Cos 'I LOVE 'EM ALL'!!!!!

8 Jul 2008

fried eggs redface

my friends boyfriend calls hers icing bags :shock:

11 Jul 2008

After the news today, how about...
Freddy-Mac and Fanny-Mae!
:happy:

11 Jul 2008

jubblies

fun bags

12 Jul 2008

Just to add, at school one of my friends called them Clunkers
But Boobies is my fave ! lol