Bikers tale out doggin last nite

10 Jan 2005

thought i'd take a ride out on the bike last nite! seemed a bit chilly so put on all the black leather gear! cool

anyway was riding near one of newarks doggin parks and thought "just as well ride in you never no your luck?"
well would you believe it? one car in the corner! interior lite on! bit muddy ere so didnt ride in but stopped about 30 yds away, helmet off light up a fag, and before i could think F**k this its a bit cold to stay ere! the cars headlamps flashed!
well i'm a Virgin at this an i near Shit meself! lol me cant be me they flashin at can it? well there wont no one else there, so it had to be me!
couple of puffs on the fag for the nerves! an over i slowly walk, went to the drivers side of the car, as i got closer i could see a couple in the back seats avin a 69! wow! now what do i do! run me thinks b4 i'm seen an called a pervert!!!!!! but they did flash thier lights didnt they? course they did! anyway right then the window comes down and this blokes face pops up an says "its ok if you wanna watch? but go round the other side where the mrs cansee ya with your cock out"
deep breath here, an round i go!
she opened the door her side and beckoned me closer!
well thats it folks the rest is between me and the couple in the car, all i can add is a good time was ad by all an i'm no longer a doggin Virgin! biggrin

a big thanx to this lovely couple, and look forward 2 another meet?
on the ride home i felt as warm as toast!
I wrote this post so as to give you single blokes out there some hope! as i had very little? but time an patience paid off!
cant say i've heard of any other biker doggin adventures on here? does it happen much?
can i start a new craze
does leather an helmets turn you doggin ladies on?
hopei've not bored anyone or put this in the wrong forum, all views on this gratefully recieved.
Improvise, Adapt, an Overcome!

10 Jan 2005

Well, don't know about anyone else, but that couple certainly seemed to like bikers wink

:wink: :wink:

10 Jan 2005

out dogging on a bike in this weather?!! now thats commitment biggrin

well done on loosing your dogging cherry :color:

10 Jan 2005

well thanx there derby! smile

didnt intend to go doggin!

10 Jan 2005

At last another dogger who does it by bike !! Congratulations on thw whole though it does take a hell of a lot more patience and determination to dog by bike (at least in my experience) for some of the following reasons.
1) As a biker its almost impossible to pull into a carpark at night and attempt to look inconspicuous especially if like me you cant even use the excuse of having a quick fag to make it look like your killing time.
2) Especially in cold weather but true in most seasons - if anything does happen by the time you get the 15 layers of clothing off everyone else has packed up and gone home.
3) Im not convinced women like guys in bike gear ( and sadly ladies I dont ponce about in a set of leathers which only see light during august when the temp hits 25 C)
4) If anything does happen at this time of year you are a bit wary of getting involved if asked simply cos important parts are on their way to becoming frozen solid (and heheghm .. Im referring to my hands in the main)
Apart from that dogging by bike is a dream...have I whinged enough to warrent a sympathy show. <lol>

10 Jan 2005

Good on the Bikin Doggers , theyre as welcome as anyone else . Although as a tip id say if you frequent our haunts perhaps trading the sport tourer for a super-motard might be wise what wiv the pot holes and mud and all :-)

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Good on the Bikin Doggers , theyre as welcome as anyone else . Although as a tip id say if you frequent our haunts perhaps trading the sport tourer for a super-motard might be wise what wiv the pot holes and mud and all :-)

good idea silk! but where i went last nite needs a challenger tank! lol now wheres the nearest army camp?

10 Jan 2005

One of the sites we visit regularly has a guy who comes on his bike most weekends even in the rain and wind! He often brings a flask of coffee with him and has been known to offer drinks to some of the other blokes who always come in cars!
As for guys on bikes, yep, it just does it for me everytime! :twisted:

10 Jan 2005

Bikes cars vans , shes easy really Yamma LOLOL ( giggles and ducks fromMrs Wigan :-) )

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Bikes cars vans , shes easy really Yamma LOLOL ( giggles and ducks fromMrs Wigan :-) )

lol Silk!
ere ive got a ride on mower an all! do you think i'd score if i went out on that 2nite? lol
oh yeh i bet some clever bas*t*d got a combine harvester? lol lol

10 Jan 2005

He'll never get it thru the width restrictions ! As for scoring with Mrs Wigan , well youd have to ask her :-)

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
He'll never get it thru the width restrictions ! As for scoring with Mrs Wigan , well youd have to ask her :-)

petrol tank on me mower aint big enough 2 rech wigan! lol

10 Jan 2005

Excuse me boys, do I have a say in this?
As long as you come on your bike you will score, come on your mower and you can do my lawn lol

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Excuse me boys, do I have a say in this?
As long as you come on your bike you will score, come on your mower and you can do my lawn

Now then mrs wigan! did you mean cum on me bike? (i'll av to wash it again!) or come over on me bike? lol. oh an i av cum on me mower! cos its like a giant vibe! :lol:

10 Jan 2005

I think hes pulled ! Did i just matchmake a lurid sexual encounter ? AAAAAAAAAww
im fillin up :-)

10 Jan 2005

Yammax, get yourself to Wigan! As Big G, so elequently put it, you've pulled!
Cupids arrow strikes again!
Actually, we did our very first bit of dogging on a bike about 10 years ago (well not proper dogging but outside fun at least). We had gone out one night and I decided to have a play with Mr Naughty as he was riding the bike, getting his 'bits' out and resting them on the tank (very cold a petrol tank :shock: ). Anyway after a while we pulled up in to a lay by and had some fun leant over the bike! There was no one arround to watch us, but we certainly enjoyed it!
Those were the days!!!!!!

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
I think hes pulled ! Did i just matchmake a lurid sexual encounter ? AAAAAAAAAww
im fillin up :-)

well done silk! perhaps you should change yr name to cupid?
can i come an fill you up? redface

10 Jan 2005

What about turning up to dogging in a Hearse?, plenty of room in the back, heh. I almost bought one once, a Daimler Majestic Major (as i later found out it was called), could do over 100mph allegedly, 5.4-litre V8 up front XD
Or how about a Coleman-milne Granada? the mk2's are used for banger racing a lot, but mk3's must be avilable if you know where to look..heh
Hm, as for dogging bikers, if the boy racers show up and give you shit, you could pretend to be in the hell's angels..heh

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Yammax, get yourself to Wigan! As Big G, so elequently put it, you've pulled!
Cupids arrow strikes again!
Actually, we did our very first bit of dogging on a bike about 10 years ago (well not proper dogging but outside fun at least). We had gone out one night and I decided to have a play with Mr Naughty as he was riding the bike, getting his 'bits' out and resting them on the tank (very cold a petrol tank :shock: ). Anyway after a while we pulled up in to a lay by and had some fun leant over the bike! There was no one arround to watch us, but we certainly enjoyed it!
Those were the days!!!!!!

well i'm goin to weston 2morrow, oh no you said wigan! damn it!
not got the bike anymore then mrs wigan?

10 Jan 2005

Quote by felneymike
What about turning up to dogging in a Hearse?, plenty of room in the back, heh. I almost bought one once, a Daimler Majestic Major (as i later found out it was called), could do over 100mph allegedly, 5.4-litre V8 up front XD
Or how about a Coleman-milne Granada? the mk2's are used for banger racing a lot, but mk3's must be avilable if you know where to look..heh
Hm, as for dogging bikers, if the boy racers show up and give you shit, you could pretend to be in the hell's angels..heh

what if i dont need 2 pretend to be in the hells angels?

10 Jan 2005

Thats even better then XD, some bikers get uptight when people assume they are "all in the hells angels", just read some Ogri XD

10 Jan 2005

Quote by felneymike
Thats even better then XD, some bikers get uptight when people assume they are "all in the hells angels", just read some Ogri XD

well done felney!
thats y i said it, yr reply has proved that point!
pleasure to make yr aqauntence,
idont get uptite or ever assume any thing? if you assume things it makes an ASS out of U an ME !
is that a quote or is that a quote? lol

sorry got carried away there lol

10 Jan 2005

Quote by yammax
well i'm goin to weston 2morrow, oh no you said wigan! damn it!
not got the bike anymore then mrs wigan?

No and we both really miss the bike, but to be honest, I dont think we have time to enjoy a bike anymore!
The last bike we had was a GPZ500. We had it three years and sold it with less than 5,000 on the clock! If it looked like rain, it stayed in, if it looked to be getting frosty, the heating was put on in the garage! At least I got a new carpet cause Mr Naughty wanted the old one to park his bloody bike on it!
We once came off one of our bikes while going on a camping trip. I had a rucksack on which contained a gas bottle (for the camping stove). The fall seemed to happen in slow motion, all could I think was that I was going to explode when I hit the floor! Anyway, I obviously didnt explode but luckily for us, a police man was near by, and helped Mr Naught lift the bike (fully loaded with all the camping gear). They both spent ages checking the bike over. I was still lying on the floor, couldnt get up with the weight of the rucksack! No-one bothered checking if I was ok evil

Could be worse though, when I first moved in with Mr Naughty (yes we lived 'in-sin' before getting married) he kept his bike in the Kitchen!

10 Jan 2005

Quote by derbysfan
out dogging on a bike in this weather?!! now thats commitment well done on loosing your dogging cherry :color:

Well done yammax glad to hear that there is someone else out there giving the bike dogging a go :twisted: :twisted:

10 Jan 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
well i'm goin to weston 2morrow, oh no you said wigan! damn it!
not got the bike anymore then mrs wigan?

No and we both really miss the bike, but to be honest, I dont think we have time to enjoy a bike anymore!
The last bike we had was a GPZ500. We had it three years and sold it with less than 5,000 on the clock! If it looked like rain, it stayed in, if it looked to be getting frosty, the heating was put on in the garage! At least I got a new carpet cause Mr Naughty wanted the old one to park his bloody bike on it!
We once came off one of our bikes while going on a camping trip. I had a rucksack on which contained a gas bottle (for the camping stove). The fall seemed to happen in slow motion, all could I think was that I was going to explode when I hit the floor! Anyway, I obviously didnt explode but luckily for us, a police man was near by, and helped Mr Naught lift the bike (fully loaded with all the camping gear). They both spent ages checking the bike over. I was still lying on the floor, couldnt get up with the weight of the rucksack! No-one bothered checking if I was ok evil

Could be worse though, when I first moved in with Mr Naughty (yes we lived 'in-sin' before getting married) he kept his bike in the Kitchen!

sounds like you enjoyed it though while you ad the bike! mr naughty sounds like my kinda chap! ( non sexual that is!) good on yr mate!
now i'm divorced the bikes wont fit in me kitchen!!!!! sad

yeh you guessed it the wife didnt like bikes????????

10 Jan 2005

Quote by briansite
out dogging on a bike in this weather?!! now thats commitment well done on loosing your dogging cherry :color:

Well done yammax glad to hear that there is someone else out there giving the bike dogging a go :twisted: :twisted:
thanx derby! but wont be makin habit of it though! not till it gets warmer anyway, lol

11 Jan 2005

hello boys and girls.....first posting so be gentle with me.
I've been out dogging on my bike before too and with some luck.
It's not as easy as in the car with all the clobber but it can be good fun.
There was a group called something like biking doggers, it was mainly based in the south-east I think but don't have the link anymore.
I'm looking forward to getting out and about on my bike again some night soon..the usual spots in and around Birmingham, maybe further afield too...Worcs, Warks, Notts....depends on what sounds promising.
wink

11 Jan 2005

Quote by MickyDicky
hello boys and girls.....first posting so be gentle with me.
I've been out dogging on my bike before too and with some luck.
It's not as easy as in the car with all the clobber but it can be good fun.
There was a group called something like biking doggers, it was mainly based in the south-east I think but don't have the link anymore.
I'm looking forward to getting out and about on my bike again some night soon..the usual spots in and around Birmingham, maybe further afield too...Worcs, Warks, Notts....depends on what sounds promising.

Just started one up myself on check it out m8

11 Jan 2005

Quote by briansite
hello boys and girls.....first posting so be gentle with me.
I've been out dogging on my bike before too and with some luck.
It's not as easy as in the car with all the clobber but it can be good fun.
There was a group called something like biking doggers, it was mainly based in the south-east I think but don't have the link anymore.
I'm looking forward to getting out and about on my bike again some night soon..the usual spots in and around Birmingham, maybe further afield too...Worcs, Warks, Notts....depends on what sounds promising.

Just started one up myself on check it out m8
i did say it might start a craze!