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Can you handle 12inches.. south east
Sex God
Quote by souresh
South you make me jealous - Can i have some please - may not know how to use but hey can look cool with my elongated penis awaiting for nice horny lady with a pulse.
Honest mate, you really dont want it!! Stick with what you have got and learn how to use that, and I am sure you will have a dam sight more fun
I'd rather have six inches twice than twelve inchest once :shock: 
Warming the Bed
Well the myth that bigger is better has certainly been proved wrong here. So all you men out there reading this, learn to use what you have what ever its size cause thats where it counts. Us women just aren't impressed with size. Actions speak louder than words. So start paying attention, start experimenting and listening to your ladies they will tell you what they want more of and what does it for them. A little really can go along way.
If, IF it is a 12 inch cock, I am sure South could back it up by adding another posting with a link to his ad, with the relevant picture to prove his claim .
If he could it would also stop the asinine, jealous comments by males posting saying they wouldnt want a large as 12 inches.
Rubbish- most men want a bigger cock than they have, the same as most women want bigger breasts.
Show me a man who hasn't tried to suck himself I will show you a fibber!
Many women really enjoy really large cocks, in length and girth, just not many females on here, it seems!
Theres your challenge South, RISE to the challenge!
Show us ( via a link to your ad naturally!) what youve got- or claim to have!
If he could it would also stop the asinine, jealous comments by males posting saying they wouldnt want a large as 12 inches.
Rubbish- most men want a bigger cock than they have, the same as most women want bigger breasts.
Show me a man who hasn't tried to suck himself I will show you a fibber!
Many women really enjoy really large cocks, in length and girth, just not many females on here, it seems!
Theres your challenge South, RISE to the challenge!
Show us ( via a link to your ad naturally!) what youve got- or claim to have!
I had a mate once who had a good 10 inches - never measured it but I saw it and it was for real. He never kept a woman! They all left very soon after either because he couldn't use it or they couldn't stand it. He eventually married but he told me that the compromise was that he had to wrap his fist on the bottom of his shaft to stop her bottoming out. This undoubtedly ruined an otherwise normal sex life. I'm glad to be "mr average".
ummm, the other 42,000 women on here are being suspiciously quiet though 
only kidding, wow, nothing like a nob size thread to get the guys communicating, its not often i look in "the cafe" but when i do, there is usually such a thread, and usually into several pages
ok, seeing as i'm always harping on about mrs d's monumental insertions, let me contribute..mrs dirty, through erotic dreams, can reach orgasm in much the same way us guys do with our nocturnal ejaculations, no penis, or flange neccessary, purely the work of the mind..how cool is that? :lol: :lol:
mrs dirty is also a keen exponent of yoga, and is proficient in numerous muscular relaxation techniques..she doesn't NEED big toys to achieve stimulation, in fact, i'll wager she can crack walnuts with it too, but when aroused, in the privacy of our bed and therefore suitably relaxed, she does find the stimulation, and subsequent climax to be more intense with a large girthed and long dildo, than with a more modestly proportioned one..this pleasure is heightned when we have watched a dvd featuring larger endowed porno actors, john holmes and lexington steele being two favourites of hers...back to mental imagery, in other words, fantasy.
most of the requests from woman requiring big cocks are from MEN..who's fantasy, sometimes homo-erotic, is to see their partner getting fucked by a big dick. sometimes however, they are worried that their partner might actually prefer big-uns to his own little weenie, and want to see confirmation in his partners lustfull groans, which he too, might find erotic in a subserviant kinda way, but can, in the cold light of day, lead to relationship problems..and a vicious circle of worry, fantasy, exitement and subsequent feelings of inadequacy..
i once knew a guy, hung like a mule..but he was a troubled man..every time he pulled, and subsequently got his object of desire to bed, upon unleashing the beast, found his prospective recipient to be less than willing..in the less than relaxed state his girlfriends were now in, penertration, if at all possible, was usualy, at best, uncomfortable..however, after not seeing him for several years, i met him in the street..his sex life was come? well, apparently he had met a wonderfull girl, 5 ft 3 and incredibally slim..sex was great from the beginning..it appears that the girl hadn't encountered many willys to judge what was normal or not..she really saw no issue with his size, and therefore was quite relaxed about it.
then again, physically we're not all the same..the most compelling research i ever read, actually aknowledged the fact that "flanges" vary in the same way "knobs" do..a large penis in a small vagina is usually going to be a challenge..a small penis in a capacious gash isn't going to offer maximum these extremes are many combinations which are potentially pleasurable..i say potentially, because guys often forget about the "mind" being suitably stimulated too
if you guys are concearned about the dimensions of your weaponry, consider this..how often, during a shag, have you given consideration to the size or shape of the hole you're filling? i'll bet not often..because all things considered, it really ain't that important is it? hung guys can have an advantage when it comes to adverts on these forums, being black and hung could be advantageous too, because its in a fantasy context, a niche only three percent of ladies/couples require a hung guy, advertising your status will get you noticed, but as silk and g correctly said earlier, guys often fall down by the assumption that being "gifted" in the pants department negates all other considerations..
and ladies, don't waste your breath..when us guys say your tits are big enough, usually we mean it too
(posted before reading the same comment about tit size above) hate it when that happens.
only kidding, wow, nothing like a nob size thread to get the guys communicating, its not often i look in "the cafe" but when i do, there is usually such a thread, and usually into several pages ok, seeing as i'm always harping on about mrs d's monumental insertions, let me contribute..mrs dirty, through erotic dreams, can reach orgasm in much the same way us guys do with our nocturnal ejaculations, no penis, or flange neccessary, purely the work of the mind..how cool is that? :lol: :lol:
mrs dirty is also a keen exponent of yoga, and is proficient in numerous muscular relaxation techniques..she doesn't NEED big toys to achieve stimulation, in fact, i'll wager she can crack walnuts with it too, but when aroused, in the privacy of our bed and therefore suitably relaxed, she does find the stimulation, and subsequent climax to be more intense with a large girthed and long dildo, than with a more modestly proportioned one..this pleasure is heightned when we have watched a dvd featuring larger endowed porno actors, john holmes and lexington steele being two favourites of hers...back to mental imagery, in other words, fantasy.
most of the requests from woman requiring big cocks are from MEN..who's fantasy, sometimes homo-erotic, is to see their partner getting fucked by a big dick. sometimes however, they are worried that their partner might actually prefer big-uns to his own little weenie, and want to see confirmation in his partners lustfull groans, which he too, might find erotic in a subserviant kinda way, but can, in the cold light of day, lead to relationship problems..and a vicious circle of worry, fantasy, exitement and subsequent feelings of inadequacy..
i once knew a guy, hung like a mule..but he was a troubled man..every time he pulled, and subsequently got his object of desire to bed, upon unleashing the beast, found his prospective recipient to be less than willing..in the less than relaxed state his girlfriends were now in, penertration, if at all possible, was usualy, at best, uncomfortable..however, after not seeing him for several years, i met him in the street..his sex life was come? well, apparently he had met a wonderfull girl, 5 ft 3 and incredibally slim..sex was great from the beginning..it appears that the girl hadn't encountered many willys to judge what was normal or not..she really saw no issue with his size, and therefore was quite relaxed about it.
then again, physically we're not all the same..the most compelling research i ever read, actually aknowledged the fact that "flanges" vary in the same way "knobs" do..a large penis in a small vagina is usually going to be a challenge..a small penis in a capacious gash isn't going to offer maximum these extremes are many combinations which are potentially pleasurable..i say potentially, because guys often forget about the "mind" being suitably stimulated too
if you guys are concearned about the dimensions of your weaponry, consider this..how often, during a shag, have you given consideration to the size or shape of the hole you're filling? i'll bet not often..because all things considered, it really ain't that important is it? hung guys can have an advantage when it comes to adverts on these forums, being black and hung could be advantageous too, because its in a fantasy context, a niche only three percent of ladies/couples require a hung guy, advertising your status will get you noticed, but as silk and g correctly said earlier, guys often fall down by the assumption that being "gifted" in the pants department negates all other considerations..
and ladies, don't waste your breath..when us guys say your tits are big enough, usually we mean it too
(posted before reading the same comment about tit size above) hate it when that happens.
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I'd rather have six inches twice than twelve inchest once :shock:
Oooooooooooooh, I dunno :rascal:
Hey! I'm in the South East :grin: :grin:
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Sex God
Well seeings the last time he posted was in this thread on the 20th July........... I wonder what happened to him
Maybe he went out to buy some milk, tripped on a paving stone, and snapped it in half :shock:
Maybe he went out to buy some milk, tripped on a paving stone, and snapped it in half :shock:
Quote by epjay_2002
hmmmmm well done on the 12 inches /cms whatever your nob(el) peace prize will be delivered shortly........ personally i dont like to advertise my size and will tell when asked ........ i feel i have a bit more to offer ............. phew i can now get off my soap box
More to offer than 12 inches ? ? ?
Please all, go easy on South. Afterall, he's only a youngster (24 isn't it?) and we all have been there before, haven't we? At that age, one tend to believe all that crap about women and big cocks-not that it's that far out but we all presume that all you need is a big cock and all the women will be on their knees begging for a shag.
Basically, South is desperate for a shag and he wrongly assume (did he, really? Can't believe there are no takers unless the ladies are shy) that the quickest way to acheive his aim is to add a 12" cock to his profile. Unfortunately, the ladies here are too worldly or too shy and as such ain't buying!
Oh well, better luck next time, South. Personally speaking, i wouldn't mind having a 10" cock to show off. That will just do me fine though am not doing too badly with the size i have to learn how to use it to pleasure the ladies. So south, never mind your size, just learn how to pleasure the ladies woth ot and you 'll never look back.
Good luck!
Basically, South is desperate for a shag and he wrongly assume (did he, really? Can't believe there are no takers unless the ladies are shy) that the quickest way to acheive his aim is to add a 12" cock to his profile. Unfortunately, the ladies here are too worldly or too shy and as such ain't buying!
Oh well, better luck next time, South. Personally speaking, i wouldn't mind having a 10" cock to show off. That will just do me fine though am not doing too badly with the size i have to learn how to use it to pleasure the ladies. So south, never mind your size, just learn how to pleasure the ladies woth ot and you 'll never look back.
Good luck!
Orgasminator
Quote by boogaloo
all women want is a 10 inch cock, they'll whip out their vibrator. Simple.
Ah now that is true.... I understand some women prefer vibrators to men, something about lasting longer....
The day a vibrator can buy a drink - men are screwed! Quote by couplefunuk
all women want is a 10 inch cock, they'll whip out their vibrator. Simple.
Ah now that is true.... I understand some women prefer vibrators to men, something about lasting longer....
The day a vibrator can buy a drink - men are screwed! and cut the lawn and jump start your cars when you leave the feckin lights on
