hi ..everytime we go out to vsit our favorite spots do we get the gang patrols..guys who band together in 2s or 3s or maybe more who band together and go walkies round the carpark etc lookin 4 cpls..maybe some cpls do want the gang bang thing but we are sure they would let u know that 1 way or another..but havnt u guys relised yet that when u do this u stop becoming doggers and become a mob...a gang of guys walkin around in the dark of night are intimidating 2 anyone not just us cpls..whos agrees?
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does anyone agree..
Sex God
The answer is to be the intimidating ones in the car park...
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Good at it, aren't I
If you can't do intimidating, piss taking works too
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:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Good at it, aren't I
If you can't do intimidating, piss taking works too
8-) 8-) The larger amount of dogging isn't arranged.
Nor will it ever be.
I may point out that if you arrange it, it ceases to be dogging and becomes swinging.
Further, since you all bask in the glory of being "doggers" well, you aren't.
The VAST majority of you couldn't creep-up on a cabbage at midnight, far less a couple of lovers.
Let me re-iterate for those of you who "ain't quite got it"...........you ain't doggers.
You're people who drive into a car park, shine your lights into every car in sight, and expect a shag.
If there are too many cars, you make yourselves unpleasant in the hope that they will drive out.
Many of you never get OUT of your cars because you're scared of the dark. So, you start a "daylight dogging" group.
You then slag off gays, calling them "perverts" and then start an "arranged dogging" group to get away from it all.
This is your "way" of coping with the competition....go to grannies back garden with your select group of arranged perverts.
Me, I'm quite happy with the way things are. When you lot of car-seat-bound idiots have gone home at night the rest of us can get on with the work...anyway, gotta go, it's dogging time....since the new-age-dirt-bound-drive-by-hoggers have just gone to bed I'd better get out and see what's what.
Nor will it ever be.
I may point out that if you arrange it, it ceases to be dogging and becomes swinging.
Further, since you all bask in the glory of being "doggers" well, you aren't.
The VAST majority of you couldn't creep-up on a cabbage at midnight, far less a couple of lovers.
Let me re-iterate for those of you who "ain't quite got it"...........you ain't doggers.
You're people who drive into a car park, shine your lights into every car in sight, and expect a shag.
If there are too many cars, you make yourselves unpleasant in the hope that they will drive out.
Many of you never get OUT of your cars because you're scared of the dark. So, you start a "daylight dogging" group.
You then slag off gays, calling them "perverts" and then start an "arranged dogging" group to get away from it all.
This is your "way" of coping with the competition....go to grannies back garden with your select group of arranged perverts.
Me, I'm quite happy with the way things are. When you lot of car-seat-bound idiots have gone home at night the rest of us can get on with the work...anyway, gotta go, it's dogging time....since the new-age-dirt-bound-drive-by-hoggers have just gone to bed I'd better get out and see what's what.
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Jomu is THE man.
He has written the book, made the video but wont wear the tee shirt.
Its a shame so many people have come along expecting a shag, dont get one and then try and re-invent this hobby that has been around before they were born.
We have been at this for 8 years and its a shamemore guys on here are not like Jomu.
But hey thats life.
We still enjoy our dogging and when we dont we will stop.
Love
Jackie and Ben
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Jomu is THE man.
He has written the book, made the video but wont wear the tee shirt.
Its a shame so many people have come along expecting a shag, dont get one and then try and re-invent this hobby that has been around before they were born.
We have been at this for 8 years and its a shamemore guys on here are not like Jomu.
But hey thats life.
We still enjoy our dogging and when we dont we will stop.
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxxxxxxxx
Orgasminator
hey its given me some cracking ideas for a t-shirt, or shirts....
"Certified dogger, swinger, and all round sex maniac"
"Doggers do it descreetly"
"Swingers do it from the top of the dressing table"
2 Wifes mean more sex
But 2 mother-in-laws is more than I could stand
Sex is dirty, sweaty, smelly, and disgusting...
Especially if its done correctly!
RULES
"Goverment certidied BJ inspector"
(For instructions see back)
(1) To activate purchase wearer a pint
(2) If wearer is still wakling sensibaly go back to (1)
(3) Take home, or round the back of pub, and remove lower clothes
(4) Suck on flacid tube
(5) If flacid tube reaches hard tube stage then a half pass will be give
(6) If hard tube releases cream then a pass mark will be given
Note a... auto fail for use of teeth
Note b... pass with merit will be given for gargling after full pass
All I have to do now is get the local shop to print it
Perhaps we could move this part to the cafe and see who could come up with the stranges/swingiest t-shirt :lol: :lol: :lol:
And for the notts munch, see if anyone will get thiers printed and wear it at the munch!!!
"Certified dogger, swinger, and all round sex maniac"
"Doggers do it descreetly"
"Swingers do it from the top of the dressing table"
2 Wifes mean more sex
But 2 mother-in-laws is more than I could stand
Sex is dirty, sweaty, smelly, and disgusting...
Especially if its done correctly!
RULES
"Goverment certidied BJ inspector"
(For instructions see back)
(1) To activate purchase wearer a pint
(2) If wearer is still wakling sensibaly go back to (1)
(3) Take home, or round the back of pub, and remove lower clothes
(4) Suck on flacid tube
(5) If flacid tube reaches hard tube stage then a half pass will be give
(6) If hard tube releases cream then a pass mark will be given
Note a... auto fail for use of teeth
Note b... pass with merit will be given for gargling after full pass
All I have to do now is get the local shop to print it
Perhaps we could move this part to the cafe and see who could come up with the stranges/swingiest t-shirt :lol: :lol: :lol:
And for the notts munch, see if anyone will get thiers printed and wear it at the munch!!!
Obviously a mob would be a turn off, but I did not too long ago come across a guy in a car park and we ended up admitting we were both there for the same thing, and we went walkies in the woods.
I have to confess that I would never have gone walkies in the woods on my own, so it's a definite case (if out of context), that "two's company", and I wouldn't have thought two would be considered a mob by anyone.
Personally I wouldn't mind a dogger pal, it would make some sense to me, though probably to Jomu I'm some kind of freak who should stay at home in my cardy and watch Essex Wives on the DVD. (If there is such a title, and if there isn't there ought to be).
I have to confess that I would never have gone walkies in the woods on my own, so it's a definite case (if out of context), that "two's company", and I wouldn't have thought two would be considered a mob by anyone.
Personally I wouldn't mind a dogger pal, it would make some sense to me, though probably to Jomu I'm some kind of freak who should stay at home in my cardy and watch Essex Wives on the DVD. (If there is such a title, and if there isn't there ought to be).
Oh, and I'm not "the" man....just a peed-off dogger who's fast gettin' bored.
What is it with couples ?
They got CLUBS they can go to, free.
They can post on "couple wants couple", so why do some insist on going around carparks trying to "save" other couples from wasting themselves on single guys..?
And I *DO* hope that anyone arranging a meet with unknown peeps arranges to first meet at a PUBLIC place, well lit, and with other "normals" about ?
You're NOT going to be stupid and arrange to meet at an unknown place with no-one about ?
Are you ?
You never know.....there are a lot of press weirdos' about now.....
You know what they say: You've never met a pervert like a press pervert.
What is it with couples ?
They got CLUBS they can go to, free.
They can post on "couple wants couple", so why do some insist on going around carparks trying to "save" other couples from wasting themselves on single guys..?
And I *DO* hope that anyone arranging a meet with unknown peeps arranges to first meet at a PUBLIC place, well lit, and with other "normals" about ?
You're NOT going to be stupid and arrange to meet at an unknown place with no-one about ?
Are you ?
You never know.....there are a lot of press weirdos' about now.....
You know what they say: You've never met a pervert like a press pervert.
Yeah well, you know what they say.
Everythings fair if there's a story there.
Which is why I'm wary about "arranged" dogging....I always arrive early and lurk in the background watching first.
All this "arranging" smells too much like press or law, better no fun than having your collar felt.
Everythings fair if there's a story there.
Which is why I'm wary about "arranged" dogging....I always arrive early and lurk in the background watching first.
All this "arranging" smells too much like press or law, better no fun than having your collar felt.
dogging on your own can be daunting to some people,creeping up on a car without "backup" if things turn nasty is a is,two turns to three,then before you know whats happening you've become a mob,thats a no address jomu's point about couples looking for couples,well,whats the problem?quite often we go out with no fixed do a show,pick up a guy or meet another couple,who knows?sometimes the night hasn't got the right vibe,so we sit it you sound a little agitated by couples,which is a little can have fun in several ways,usually our outings are productive because as a couple we have the means to instigate the fun,or not,as the case may visit several places,some of the venues attract couples who enjoy gangbangs,we find the doggers at these sites have higher expectations of involvement from visiting couples than the guys at smaller venues,where a quick show becomes a talking point for the next fortnight,and the offer of a blowjob sends them spinning!
Sex God
Yeah, they do that in Bolton. I've even asked offenders what they are talking about in the past. They didn't seem to want to tell me... obviously they are embarrassed about admitting that they are only there to share the latest knitting patterns.
Hi Y'all 
I have to agree that more than one is a bit daunting!
We went to a local spot last saturday - it was our first time and we were a bit nervous. Weren't sure what to expect etc etc.
We had just got out of the car to go for a wander, see if there were any "discrete" spots, as we felt a bit unsure of just getting it on in the car, when these two guys came strolling over and lingered about for a few minutes before saying hi.
I know we were there for the same reason as them, but we were kind of hoping for a bit more, you know, errr, not sure what word I'm looking for . We wanted them to watch from a distance till we got going and then come over, if you know what I mean.
We were probably a bit naive to expect that, but, it was our first time and all. Lol.
Anyway, it put us right off so we got back in the car and went somewhere else. Not a very successful first time, but we will try again!
I have to agree that more than one is a bit daunting!
We went to a local spot last saturday - it was our first time and we were a bit nervous. Weren't sure what to expect etc etc.
We had just got out of the car to go for a wander, see if there were any "discrete" spots, as we felt a bit unsure of just getting it on in the car, when these two guys came strolling over and lingered about for a few minutes before saying hi.
I know we were there for the same reason as them, but we were kind of hoping for a bit more, you know, errr, not sure what word I'm looking for
. We wanted them to watch from a distance till we got going and then come over, if you know what I mean. We were probably a bit naive to expect that, but, it was our first time and all. Lol.
Anyway, it put us right off so we got back in the car and went somewhere else. Not a very successful first time, but we will try again!
yeah,this numbers thing is a fine line,personally,when i'm allowed out on my own,i have a dogging buddy,and find most couples are happy with i'm out with the missus,we dont consider two guys to be excessive,as long as they are from different vehicles,two or more guys in the same car is a definite no!when out with my mate,newbies do try to latch on to us,we learned from many a wasted night,that this soon gets ridiculous,the group develops into a gathering,then you are subjected to the doggers tales of the,"should have been up yesterday,you missed an 18 year old virgin" the end of the day,a large group may get lucky,experience has shown me that you do get something as a pair in this game,single guys may do better,i really dont know,but,as most nutters operate individualy,my wife and i feel more comfortable with two,but thats just us.
