REALLY G ?
Shame, thought I'd get me a look at some hack fanny, or similar.
"REPORTER SHAGGED AT WELL KNOWN DOGGING AND GAY CRUISING SITE"
"BRIAN *******, OUR ROVING REPORTER CREPT INTO THE SITE AT AND HID IN THE TREES, BEFORE HE KNEW IT HIS PANTS WERE DRAGGED DOWN AND HE WAS THE SUBJECT OF A HIDEOUS SEX ATTACK"
said Brian "I'LL BE BACK THERE AGAIN THIS WEEKEND TO FIND THE GUY, THIS SORT OF THING CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO GO ON"
ETC ETC ETC