Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Going Dogging Friday Evening

last reply
76 replies
4.9k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Quote by Dawnie
Wasn't floppy when I bit it rotflmao :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You bit his 12 incher?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Quote by Shireen

Wasn't floppy when I bit it rotflmao :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:

You bit his 12 incher?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Sorry redface
:giggle:
Now stop posting, I need to get dressed! I have somewhere I need to be :eeek:
Just dont forget the rubber pants wink :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie

:shock: :shock: :shock:
I remember when you wiggled your 12 incher at us Ian, I nearly fainted at the sight!! Would I cope again?? wink
Hope the weather stay good for you all xxxx

I remember that night well rotflmao :rotflmao:
I didnt like to tell Ian, but it looked like it was getting hot an floppy!!! lol :lol:
Wasn't floppy when I bit it :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ian now has an 11incher?? :shock: :shock: :lol: :wink:
Mind you, had a good girth on it!! biggrin :D
Quote by Shireen
rotflmao Dont tell me you have never seen Mallocks chipolata Ask Dawnie about it :giggle:

innocent
Quote by markz

rotflmao Dont tell me you have never seen Mallocks chipolata Ask Dawnie about it :giggle:

innocent
Now I've fixed your quote for you isnt it way past your bed time rolleyes
I don't know what you mean...............
is it a bird
is it a plane
No its chipolataman................... rolleyes
The Thin Man is the name of a film
68 replies over four pages and a readership in excess of 2000! This has to be the most talked about event in the history of the dogging board :P A veritable cataclysm of carpark lust coloured with saucy inuendos all the way and unprecedented in it's pre dogg event hype..
So, how'd it go? :shock: lol (Its midday, you can't ALL still be in bed, can you? :shock: ..what a night!) :lol:
Yep waiting here too to hear the results of the dogging event!! lol
Baited breath here too and if its all its cracked up to be I may even give it a try myself :giggle:
Quote by dirtydoggers
68 replies over four pages and a readership in excess of 2000! This has to be the most talked about event in the history of the dogging board :P A veritable cataclysm of carpark lust coloured with saucy inuendos all the way and unprecedented in it's pre dogg event hype..
So, how'd it go? :shock: lol (Its midday, you can't ALL still be in bed, can you? :shock: ..what a night!) :lol:

OK OK,
I'll write afew words and put you all out of your misery. (is misery the plural or misery.... hmmm?)
Give me a few mins and I'll be back.
Ian
OK so here's the review of the evening's events....
A total of 16 replies were received via the chatroom, the forum and pm.
(Just for the record, opening a "Dogging, Birmingham Friday Night" chatroom generated the most responses).
Six guys were given the details of where and when, however before we set off four of these decided that they couldn't make it after all. (Best excuse we got was from a single guy - his "partner" told him they were going out together friday night. - Maybe he should have asked her first lol).
So with two guys confirmed as going, we set off to the venue.
Got to the carpark - torrential rain being blown horizontally by the high winds, fantastic weather for dogging.
Three other cars in the carpark, one flashed its lights as soon as we got there, so we parked up and waited for a minute. Suddenly the other three cars started their engines, lights on and left the carpark.
Within seconds of the carpark emptying, another car came in. Action time !!!
ahhhh this car's got blue lights on the top.
With "oh shit" being muttered from everybody in the car, on went the blue lights, they did a full lap of the carpark and then left.
Not long after, another car did come into the carpark, and this was one of the confirmed guys.
The rain increased to a monsoon and the four of us stood talking until we were soaked through. The girls deciding to wait for the other guy to turn up before getting things going.
Dawnie then came out with what was possibly the best one liner of the evening.
She had crossed her legs and the zip of her right boot got caught in her left stocking.
"Oh hell, look, I can't open my legs now!"
Headlights.... yes !!! it's the missing man...... Nope !
Lots more "Oh shit's", and a couple of other expletives.....
On with the blue lights again, this time stopping directly infront of our car so we couldn't drive off.
They waited for a couple of minutes and then left the carpark.
Due to the weather, the regular presence of the police, and as Dawnie so eloquantly put it "the lack of loads of random cocks to suck", we decided to cut the night short. With thanks to the one guy that did brave the weather and took the time and effort to come and find us.
On our way home we did however go to another five sites for future nights. One in particular was given the thumbs up by the girls.
So undaunted, there is a pretty good chance of a repeat event. Lessons learnt and fingers crossed the next time will have a different story to tell.
Ian
Such a shame about the weather, I was sat here thinking about you all wondering if it was piddling down same as here!!
Hope it all works out better for you next time xxx
Quote by anais
Such a shame about the weather, I was sat here thinking about you all wondering if it was piddling down same as here!!
Hope it all works out better for you next time xxx

It will.... don't you remember, you're coming next time.
:eeek:
Bet that was a wine meets keyboard moment.
Ian
Quote by Ian
Such a shame about the weather, I was sat here thinking about you all wondering if it was piddling down same as here!!
Hope it all works out better for you next time xxx

It will.... don't you remember, you're coming next time.
:eeek:
Bet that was a wine meets keyboard moment.
Ian
Ya telling me it was :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Bugga, I forgot about that!! :lol2:
Thanks Ian
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: at Dawnie's legs. Well not at her legs but you know what I mean. lol
Very brave of all of you weather given what it was
And well done that man for daring to turn up to meet this lot :lol:
Cant wait for the next installment biggrin