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Might not be a girl....................... ?
bloody hope so the things i have been offering her
bloody hope so the things i have been offering her
Was just about to answer your plea, unchain J.D. (who is incidentally dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow-for my pleasure..) and send him over to you.
Used, abused & with a post it note attached warning you that there may be a sticky substance is his goatee....but still good for a few miles.
However, I just stumbled upon your birthday gang bang post- and it says "full".
As you clearly have no room for Mr Depp, he will have to stay where he is for now.
Hope you have a bloody good bang hun!
Meantime....(shouts upstairs)....Oh Johnny honey- I am sweatin' like a P.I.G......
Slap my wrists!
One too many spiced rums & I mistook you for polo!
Line was from an ad- and it was "oh wycleff honey" - something about making sure you read contracts before you sign, cant remember what though!
If I apologise with a cherry on top- will ya forgive me????
there there, i havnt got a dummy for you, but im sure ive got something else for you to suck on.
No seriously though what is the big thing with this thing, it sounds good in practice, but isnt it a bit dodgy?
Great ideas, i think that the problem is for new people is that the people who are already here are friends its hard for the new members to get people intersted in talking to you, id love to get to you and the other members and share with you everything i can about myself.
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All I've seen when I went out was squirrels playing with their nuts. Must be going to the wrong spots.. :spit:
I usually carry bird seed and peanuts, and bins to watch the birds and squirrels with.
Frequently more interesting than cars and people.
Seriously, most of the sites listed on the inet are overused and a waste of time. Some are even dangerous now (Birmingham members, don't bother).
All will be known to the great and good (police and councils), all will be known to the tossers and wasters (corsas with wide wheels and wings and their drivers).
In the case of the of "shared" sites (dogging and cruising), you not only have to look out for the inevitable "It's my carpark fuck off" guy/s, but also the "I can't stand you shithole shagging queer cunts" lunatics (don't get offended....I got several mouthfuls of that from a prat in a 4wd last week.....shortly before I noticed him being blown by one of the gay guys).
As the sticky above says, waiting is most of the game.....if you can't be bothered to wait, use the LETS MEET UP forum. If you think you'll arrange a meet at a dogging site and be alone with the couple, think again. If you think you can "monopolise" a couple (texts, email, pms', telegrams and little notes pinned to trees) , I think they may have other ideas !
If you think this is free sex, it isn't. Petrol and diesel costs, distances travelled are a lot higher than you think (!) and most carparks and woodland retreats have roads that would destroy an armoured personnel carrier....I LONG ago lost count of the cars I have seen (and helped sometimes) with their fronts buried in ditches and their suspension trashed by concealed mineshafts (sorry, potholes)..........I even stopped once (about 4 years ago) at the entrance to a well-known norfolk car park to ask a guy (whose car was wrapped around a tree) if he needed a lift....but he'd abandoned his car and was wanking outside another a few yards away...he'd been looking at the couple shagging and hadn't noticed the is the dedication you need !
i am lazy....
effort never...............
MikeC
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