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yeah,weve noticed that happening more frequently too worst are the drive by's that approach right up to the bonnet before veering off within an inch of your also find that these same guys are the ones that never leave their vehicles,and are most likely to follow you has happened to us several times now,and its always the same a psycho-analyst job if you ask me!
Going by experience, about 3 years.
Even worse, these are the same guys who switch their lights on when any action starts to try and get the other guy/s to leave.
I'm parked by the side of a couple (who moved their car to my car, not the other way about) when in drives motor-prat and starts the light show...interior lights go on and stay on while the INTENSE STARE takes place, the brake lights flash, then the headlights...when I get out to move to the other car the headlights go on and stay on....the couple get fed up and drive out and motor prat starts up and heads out as well....unfortunately, my car stalls blocking the exit...I get all flustered when the horn starts blaring from behind and I stall it again...bitch.
Face it, these guys are a fact of life now. You're stuck with them.
They all must work for a sun glasses firm cause the more they shine the more tempted iam to buy some
Just for the record, for any MBBs reading.... try your light show with me and I'll timewaste you all night if needs be. I'm quite happy to sit in a car all night, smoking my head off and doing nothing but laughing at you. Yes, that's laughing AT YOU not with you. I can go elsewhere and am guarateed a fuck, but you're not are you, so yeah, I really have got all night whereas you haven't if you want to get your rocks off. Ha ha. Oh yeah, and follow us for as many miles as you want...... driving at night is nice, don't you think?
Come and join the convoy rolleyes :roll: :roll:
You're a real mean bitch aren't you.
These guys are like that because their mother didn't bring them up right.
Plus, they're scared of the dark. Which is why they rarely leave the safety of their surrogate womb (car)
All they want is a little loving....a teeny-weeny little bit will do, just a flash of naked breast is sufficient for them to talk about for weeks.
Ahhhh....go on.........just a bit............
Oh yes.... I'm a real mean bitch, me cool
For any newbies out there who might be afraid of being followed... one tip.... Start taking pics of reg plates.... works a treat rotflmao
You got that right Blue , lol , the old camera flash does almost always work .
we just pull over then follow them for a while and laugh at their attempts to lose us....
Maybe they just need all weve all been new to this at some stage.
Came accross a couple last night and found a few words of advice went down a treat.
Much rather come accross a uneducated wet behind the ears kid than some arsehole who thinks hes got the sole right to be their because hes been playing for years.
But hey thats just me maybe ive gone soft
We have also come across these idiots,my wife stood talking to amother female through her window a while ago,ok she was wearing a mini skirt and her stocking tops were showing but did he need to park right behind and leave his headlights on,so she returned the favour by shining a powerful torch straight through his had the desired effect and he soon switched them never got out,possibly because he had something in hand !!!!!.
I can confirm for a fact that Blue really does have all night....I have seen some of Blue's entries on here at 3am, 4am, 5am. Blue doe NOT sleep and will stay for as long as it takes...so I guess this applies when out and about too!!!
Nice website Blue - the photo stories in my sister's Just 17 were never like that
mwah xxxxx
I'm gonna start taking my 1 million candle power rechargeable spotlight out when we go dogging..............................now who's gonna need sunglasses! cool
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I'm gonna start taking my 1 million candle power rechargeable spotlight out when we go dogging..............................now who's gonna need sunglasses! cool

Nice one Jon,as long as you dont blind them so they cant leave,then there will be less room for genuine doggers to park.I should have asked my wife to walk across to his car and turn his lights off for him,as i said earlier he was probably using his hands on another job.
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Oh yes.... I'm a real mean bitch, me cool
For any newbies out there who might be afraid of being followed... one tip.... Start taking pics of reg plates.... works a treat rotflmao

I always take my digi cam when we go out Blue,so from now on it will have 2 your pics it puts ours to shame but we are fairly new to dogging,so give us some
We always take digi-cam with us too.................
Just using the flash in test mode scars 'em off too wink
You know I think I've been under a misapprehension for some time. When I've been sitting quietly and see the MBB driving round, I always thought they were gay guys looking to see the age/attraction/freshness level of the occupants of other vehicles.
Not so long ago I was up on "the" hill near Exeter and the same cars would come and do circuits and bumps and drive out again every half hour or so, I assumed they were on a circuit looking for lurve.
After reading through this thread i feal i have to take issue with one of the points.
I certainly agree with view on people having there lights on full, and any1 that follows people can only be described as pests who diserve what they get. But im am disappointed that you seem to be having a go at guys that turn up and sit in there cars.
If they are ignorant enough to pull within inches of a car or come in and block of people that were already there fair there must be a few out there that would out of common courtesy wait untill they had been invited b4 making any apporoach.
And personally if i arrived at a site and there was already a group of guys gathered round a cpl/car i would not want to join them for risk of overpouring those from that there is an issue of safety. If you dont know any of them and they all appear to be freinds how do you know your presence wont provoke an aggresive reaction in this day and age you never know.
So although no doubt i will continue to have little sucess i will wait for a prearranged meet or at least wait for signs that i welcome to join.
Best wishes Pete
very well put pj2play i agree its best to wait for a pre arrange meet although i hasnt happened yet . redface
At the Bolton locations, it is definately the straight geezers that are members of the MBB. They go up and down, up and down, and round and round the car parks, looking for anything that looks remotely female. It is VERY SAD indeed. The bi and gay geezers tend to choose a spot and park up. They may go for a little wander in the woods, and then back to their car, but they don't bother the couples unless the couples want bothering wink . It's the straight geezers who cause the shit in Bolton and I dare say it's the straight geezers at fault at other locations too.
Before anyone sends me any nasty PMs, I'm not anti-straight, it's just a fact that's all. If you're straight and are not a member of the MBB I have no probs with you OK! lol
Well, I went dogging for the very first time last night at a well known location near Bath, with a great deal of trepidation I might add ! After reading all the comments on here I expected to see hoards of guys wanking and shining their main beams everywhere.
In fact, everyone was very well behaved, I didn't see one headlight on main beam, there was a guy chatting to a couple through their window, and a few other guys a respectful distance away just minding their own business. Nobody seemed to be staring at anyone. I decided to wait and the rest of the single guys left, but a couple remained. After all the comments about guys staying in their cars I decided to get out and stand next to my car, but wait for some sign (interior light ?) to be invited over. No sign came, but I wasn't really expecting much from my first visit, just to see what it was all about really. I guess maybe most of the fun had already happened before I arrived.
In short, I found the experience a bit strange, but not as scary as I thought it would be, so I may be back again soon. One thing I did find odd was the amount of cars that drove into the car park and then drove straight out again - I guess they thought it was too quiet.
Dave.
Week nights dont usually see a great deal of activity from the MBB, but go back on a Fri or weekend and you will certainly see the twats in action!
The reason you dont see so many MBB members during the week is because its only fridays and saturdays that they tell their wives they are off to the pub At our local site we dont suffer with them weekends so much after midnight as the pubs have closed and they are on their way home.I remember on one occasion a phone ringing and the guy started his car up so his wife thought he was driving home.
Chris
You are obviously replying to the the thread I locked earlier. No one is doubting they use the site, but there was no relevence to your posting as they would be the LAST people to respond to it.
Mal
We have decided to venture out tonight,wont give location but if you see a couple with the female wearing a welders mask,that is us so stop and say like going prepared i say.
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You know I think I've been under a misapprehension for some time. When I've been sitting quietly and see the MBB driving round, I always thought they were gay guys looking to see the age/attraction/freshness level of the occupants of other vehicles.
Not so long ago I was up on "the" hill near Exeter and the same cars would come and do circuits and bumps and drive out again every half hour or so, I assumed they were on a circuit looking for lurve.

Their not looking for lurve, the way they carry on their looking for a huge repair bill for their suspension! Or with luck they may come a cropper in one of those ditches!
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Maybe why more persistant MBB around Exeter mostly seem to drive 4x4 rather than normal cars?.........................One advantage of this is that any couples in the know, can easily spot them, and shut up shop, before the twats park up inches from their door handles!
Chris

Good point Chris,We also have a lot of single males who drive them,and dont forget the headlights are also a lot higher than on a normal car, so it works to their advantage also.
I have been to a dew sites in North Surrey recently (still never seen any action though) and bemused by the guys who drive around in circles with their full beam on - they're obviously seeing who's in each car...
But as I'm new to this (and the weather hasn't been that great recently) I've stayed in my car - partly because some of these other guys look a little weird and unpredictable.
We too agree with Chrishants - although we haven`t been to the RDV he mentions nearExeter for a few months .
There is definitely a sizeable number of str8 4-WD owners - the bulk of who are in fact a cadre of local farmers - .Chris is also spot on with his correct observation that the "worst offender "edoes drive a Land Rover Discovery type. We are able to be back for Sat night play from 2 weeks from now. We will return to try our usual haunts - any new ideas/comments /suggestions/RDV`s welcome via a PM.
I have read with great interest about the MBB. I am in the Manchester area and am new to this and want a bit of action. I went to one spot and sat and waited no one there when I got there so just sat and waited. Then one car came in a member of the MBB stopped inches away from me saw it was a single guy reversed and drove off. Then a posse of MBB's arrived and pulled up all within inches of each other full lights on inside and out. It was a bit intimidating for my first time so decided to leave being there was at least 2 to a car.
I started my engine and all the interior lights went off and as I left they followed there was quite a long track leading back to the main road so I put my footdown a bit when I got to the main road one car was coming down and idicated to come into where I was coming from so I pulled out. Just as I did the car just turning in put it's blue flashing lights on and stopped the 3 behind me by blocking them in. I drove past the road about 1/2 hour later and second police car was there as back up.
I suppose it may have stopped true doggers from using this spot for a while but that was little inconvienience compared to those MBB's that got stopped.
Can anyone please leave me a pm and let me know what I need to do to get some action as I don't want to be classed as an MBB or a sad git that sits in his car and don't do nothing. Also info on what I should and shouldn't do at sites.
Thanks Mr B
Andy - read the stickys at the top of the forum for all the info you require. As for some action, have patience and keep an eye on the Site for details of who may be out and about.
Mal
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hello all
i'm new to but i'm guilty of calling the police to something going on at a local car park in stockport. i pulled in to the carpark to park and take the dog for a walk but came across a woman with about 5 men round her,she was half dressed and i just thought she was being .i paniced and spun the car round .on the way out i phoned the police. sorry if that was any of you lot. when i told my friend at work he thought it was very funny. i just felt like a fool. he told me about this site so i thought i'd just say sorry to the people in the carpark if any are members of this site. redface