Well it was a nice evening Tuesday, and having a couple of hours to kill near dusk I attended at a viewpoint I think may be a dogging site. Not local and tried to read between lines to find one.
Anyway to cut a long story short a couple in a silver 4wd did turn up and became affectionate with each other, and as darkness fell one guy moved to one side of the car and another the other and all seemed ok, so I ventured to approach. As I approached the man viewing from the passenger side turned on me with a kind of garden machete in his hand, raised it towards me and inpolitely told me to fuck off.
In the cause of enlightened amusement it did not seem appropriate to get hospitalised so I limited myself to a comment about his birth and I did "fuck off". Keep your eyes open there are some dangerously unstable weirdos out there.
He was driving a small white car based van of fairly ancient vintage.
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All you have to do is give the police the number of the vehicle along with the fact that the driver may have this weapon in it,tell them he had the machete out in the open and it may be in the public interest if they found out why. You just may save somebody being seriously guy seems definately unstable and needs speaking to.I hope this helps,john
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Did you call the police or attempt to alert the couple to the presence of this guy? I hope so, they'll be far more interested in a man armed with a potentially dangerous weapon than anything you were up to. If you're worried, inform them anonymously. :shock:
Actually I did think about it the following morning but it would have been too late and I flunked it. I can't explain why I didn't take his number, stupid, maybe I was a bit upset!Personally whilst I think he was a nutter, I think he was trying to protect any chance of sharing any action that occurred, he hadn't made any move to suggest he was on a moral crusade.
Although I have never actually been a witness at a dogging event yet, it's more than true that I haven't tried very hard. However this was the first time for anything negative, other words at other sites in my quest have all been exchanged in a friendly manner. I just wanted to post a Portsmouth warning. My guess is he's a regular.
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Oh Musketeer :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Sorry to hear you had to go through that, it's awful!!! Such a lovely guy, you really don't deserve any crap from people, certainly not machete weilding nutcases :shock:
It wasn't that bad, speaking as a person who, in a former career, had cars driven at them, was attacked with baseball bats and convenient 2x4, threatened with knives and fists etc. and over 20 years with only two blows landed, ( 'cause I'm a sweet talking bastard), I didn't regard it as earth shaking and I'm really not in trauma!
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Oh Musketeer :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Sorry to hear you had to go through that, it's awful!!! Such a lovely guy, you really don't deserve any crap from people, certainly not machete weilding nutcases :shock:
It wasn't that bad, speaking as a person who, in a former career, had cars driven at them, was attacked with baseball bats and convenient 2x4, threatened with knives and fists etc. and over 20 years with only two blows landed, ( 'cause I'm a sweet talking bastard), I didn't regard it as earth shaking and I'm really not in trauma!
You were a teacher??? Shit!
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Call the police
