Yes, thankyou.
Doggers of Hertfordshire, Buckinghamshire, Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire and Northamtonshire.
Thankyou.
If it wasn't for you all flooding into Bedfordshire in the search for couples, and thereby rendering it a sterile area for sex-viewing, I wouldn't have discovered the rich source of sex in neighbouring counties.
Thankfully, since you are all HERE, the copulating couples are all ELSEWHERE, which is also where I AM....
Long may you stay driving in-and-out of Beds carparks.
Oh, and if you're driving in-and-out of Beds carparks in your COMPANIES car, the law will send a card to your boss asking why !
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Good one Jomu
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Harry Jones
Good one Jomu
Regards
Harry Jones
It's TRUE Harry....the bloody place is SWIMMING with doggers from Cambs and Herts....there are 3 who occupy separate carparks and laybys who chat to each other on mobiles...(the rumour on the block is that they used to haunt stanborough...but the cctv scuppered that)
There's another guy who "does" the county who lives in Cambs and "commutes" to Beds each night.....
And to make matters worse, the shag-mob is up here from Scratchwood....apparently the muggers and travellers have f**ked up that site...
Oh well, I've got another motor now....maybe I'll head for the Norfolk wastelands......see, another emigre.... !
There's another guy who "does" the county who lives in Cambs and "commutes" to Beds each night.....
And to make matters worse, the shag-mob is up here from Scratchwood....apparently the muggers and travellers have f**ked up that site...
Oh well, I've got another motor now....maybe I'll head for the Norfolk wastelands......see, another emigre.... !
Sex God
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It's TRUE Harry....the bloody place is SWIMMING with doggers from Cambs and Herts....!
I never doubted it wasn't true mate - it was just funny the way you had described it so well.
Just read a post from Uncle Dirty and not even sure Norfolk is worth it anymore, Ive not been there since 22nd September.
Regards
Harry Jones
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Drive throughs aplenty in Oxon/Bucks too jomu. Been out with my good lady three times recently and each time been ruined by the full beam drive through brigade. Roll on finding some genuine good old fashioned doggers out there.
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.maybe I'll head for the Norfolk wastelands......see, another emigre.... !
no room in the inn here jomu :cry: since the closure of the A14 site and the downs north of cambridge, we've got rather more immigrants than before..couple that with the peterborough refugees and the little fact that ipswich is well and truely out of bounds, and you start to see the picture
most of the regular couples have now gone elsewhere..which means the levels of desperation have gone through the roof..we were followed for some miles on wednesday night..why? because we pulled in for twenty seconds at 6pm on the way back from christmas shopping..one fella planting his face on the glass grinning and nodding the minute we stopped kinda gave a clue to the vibe :lol: so we left..then had to play silly buggers with a nadger fixated numbnut before finally shaking him in the stream of traffic..is it fucking worth it
:lol: and i assume all couples entering at said time, before and after are being subjected to the same desperate antics, regardless as to wether they are into the game, or not.?.some clouds on the horizon that might herald the end of the extended dogging drought however..just recieved by PM, a lovely upbeat message recounting a wonderfull result..so well done that fella..and great that you had the patience to ride the storm of stupidity you described on your previous visit and resolved to try again
lordy knows, you needed it..harry takes his hat off to ya.(i haven't got one) :lol: Sex God
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harry takes his hat off to ya.(i haven't got one)
I do - he's right you know
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Harry Jones
Oh well...at least others are getting something !
Friday night was "visit to the sticks" night....my chance to get (re) acquainted with the "uver counties".....crap night...endless rain, and not just rain...but drizzle....the stuff that soaks you before you realise you're wet.
Visit to North Herts...less said....nobody about and the best site in N Herts is now full of lights and cameras....drove about the carpark for a bit so they could get a few shots of the car and number plates....got out for a pee and hope they didn't get that...but who gives a ****
Went to a layby several miles from site 1.....one car there....couple ?
No.
Single guy....oh well, another dogger ?
No...the clue was when he got out and started wanking.....rain stopped his play...and the site filled with guys wanting guys....
Back on the one-track road to a site so far from civilisation (it is Herts after all...so that is about 3 miles !) that there was bound to be no single guys...on the approach I passed a known vehicle...hmmm...do I do an about face and tag along ?
No, bad behaviour......carry-on to the site...2 cars in...both doggers from my county....oh well, it seems it's not only me fed-up with the herts doggers infesting the "home" county...
Had another hour-long chat and watched a dvd of "dogging times that was"
Buggered off at 0100z....it had been pissing down for an hour so the roads were puddles with a few damp spots showing....headed the back way to St Albans....got to a BIG puddle....hmmm...36 point turn and go back ? (small road)....then a landrover arrived and headed straight into the puddle....bad move....no puddle, small lake would be better....landrover stopped by sheer weight of wave....oh well, he's got a winch on...so 36 pointer, here I go...headed home.....dropped-in at the local on the way back....f**k all....got home and went to bed.
Another exciting night in the life of the English Dogging Enthusiast.
I have GOT to get a life !
Friday night was "visit to the sticks" night....my chance to get (re) acquainted with the "uver counties".....crap night...endless rain, and not just rain...but drizzle....the stuff that soaks you before you realise you're wet.
Visit to North Herts...less said....nobody about and the best site in N Herts is now full of lights and cameras....drove about the carpark for a bit so they could get a few shots of the car and number plates....got out for a pee and hope they didn't get that...but who gives a ****
Went to a layby several miles from site 1.....one car there....couple ?
No.
Single guy....oh well, another dogger ?
No...the clue was when he got out and started wanking.....rain stopped his play...and the site filled with guys wanting guys....
Back on the one-track road to a site so far from civilisation (it is Herts after all...so that is about 3 miles !) that there was bound to be no single guys...on the approach I passed a known vehicle...hmmm...do I do an about face and tag along ?
No, bad behaviour......carry-on to the site...2 cars in...both doggers from my county....oh well, it seems it's not only me fed-up with the herts doggers infesting the "home" county...
Had another hour-long chat and watched a dvd of "dogging times that was"
Buggered off at 0100z....it had been pissing down for an hour so the roads were puddles with a few damp spots showing....headed the back way to St Albans....got to a BIG puddle....hmmm...36 point turn and go back ? (small road)....then a landrover arrived and headed straight into the puddle....bad move....no puddle, small lake would be better....landrover stopped by sheer weight of wave....oh well, he's got a winch on...so 36 pointer, here I go...headed home.....dropped-in at the local on the way back....f**k all....got home and went to bed.
Another exciting night in the life of the English Dogging Enthusiast.
I have GOT to get a life !
Nahhhhh.
Too far North, civilisation stops 5 miles up the M6
The problem isn't no couples...it's too many guys. If a couple drives in and sees a dozen cars, and then the guys inside get out with their pants around their ankles (boy scouts, Be Prepared) they tend to be unappreciative, and go.
As I said, my county is now full of the inhabitants (carpark variety) of "uver counties", all trying to get laid (recognisable by the fur clothes and the big wooden club/branch they wield) (worn-out knuckles and forehead covered by eyebrows etc)..............the "show" couples (those who don't want to go home with their bodies containing enough semen to stock a sperm bank) tend to not be about anymore and the "playing" couples are playing in warm clubs and travelodges.
I'll try again tonight.....maybe it'll be raining again....apart from the single guys (doggers, not gays) staying at home it also means that Mr Peels mates are also not in "evidence".
Yep, I may do...................................................................................................................................
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BUCKS .... or maybe MK....Saturday night, it'll be full of women wearing not a lot....bound to be trade somewhere.....
I'll give Ipswich a miss for a while....
Too far North, civilisation stops 5 miles up the M6
The problem isn't no couples...it's too many guys. If a couple drives in and sees a dozen cars, and then the guys inside get out with their pants around their ankles (boy scouts, Be Prepared) they tend to be unappreciative, and go.
As I said, my county is now full of the inhabitants (carpark variety) of "uver counties", all trying to get laid (recognisable by the fur clothes and the big wooden club/branch they wield) (worn-out knuckles and forehead covered by eyebrows etc)..............the "show" couples (those who don't want to go home with their bodies containing enough semen to stock a sperm bank) tend to not be about anymore and the "playing" couples are playing in warm clubs and travelodges.
I'll try again tonight.....maybe it'll be raining again....apart from the single guys (doggers, not gays) staying at home it also means that Mr Peels mates are also not in "evidence".
Yep, I may do...................................................................................................................................
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BUCKS .... or maybe MK....Saturday night, it'll be full of women wearing not a lot....bound to be trade somewhere.....
I'll give Ipswich a miss for a while....
Jomu
I'm not sure it's quite as bad as you suggest - I havn't noticed my regular locations being busier than usual with the rabid hordes from herts and elselwhere. I have wondered about the thing you mention re: groups of guys using the mobiles to stake out several sites at once as I think I may have witnessed that. I have to agree that fun has been in short supply for the last six months or more but have noticed an upturn since the nights have drawn in.......
Sizz
I'm not sure it's quite as bad as you suggest - I havn't noticed my regular locations being busier than usual with the rabid hordes from herts and elselwhere. I have wondered about the thing you mention re: groups of guys using the mobiles to stake out several sites at once as I think I may have witnessed that. I have to agree that fun has been in short supply for the last six months or more but have noticed an upturn since the nights have drawn in.......
Sizz
who is typing on a widescreen? :shock: its Jomu, fallen asleep on the ..........button i'll be bound with my little monitor, i'm having to scroll left and right just to read this stuff 
the mobile phone thing is quite common amongst groups here too..they often recruit naive newbies to tip them the wink, assuring them that they'll share anything THEY get with the nnew fella in exchange..yeah, right :lol: :lol: they'll usually descend on the suggested location, hem the unsuspecting couple in and then kick the informant to the kerb :lol:
its okay when things are rather busy..but when the action tails off..things sometimes get interesting :lol: we nearly saw a fight once :lol: what had occured, was this..a couple turned up at one site, and suggested to the three lads that they would be all that was required..so off they went, somewhere quiet...BUT the other groups that were dotted around the smaller lanes and carparks in the 10 mile perversion zone got wind of it..they accused the trio of keeping all the pickings to themselves, and assumed that this was a regular scenario :lol: the guys tried to assure their accusers that the couple really did only want three, calling the others up on the mobile would have served no purpose..things were getting really heated..arms waving about, raised voices and threats :lol: gawd, and to think we only go out to escape things like "eastenders" :lol: :lol:
with my little monitor, i'm having to scroll left and right just to read this stuff the mobile phone thing is quite common amongst groups here too..they often recruit naive newbies to tip them the wink, assuring them that they'll share anything THEY get with the nnew fella in exchange..yeah, right :lol: :lol: they'll usually descend on the suggested location, hem the unsuspecting couple in and then kick the informant to the kerb :lol:
its okay when things are rather busy..but when the action tails off..things sometimes get interesting :lol: we nearly saw a fight once :lol: what had occured, was this..a couple turned up at one site, and suggested to the three lads that they would be all that was required..so off they went, somewhere quiet...BUT the other groups that were dotted around the smaller lanes and carparks in the 10 mile perversion zone got wind of it..they accused the trio of keeping all the pickings to themselves, and assumed that this was a regular scenario :lol: the guys tried to assure their accusers that the couple really did only want three, calling the others up on the mobile would have served no purpose..things were getting really heated..arms waving about, raised voices and threats :lol: gawd, and to think we only go out to escape things like "eastenders"
:lol: :lol: 
Warming the Bed
hmmmmmmmmm
what with Jomu posting a lot of undoubtedly heart felt irritation and negativity, and seeing certain spots around MK "opened up" it is getting to the point where it is almost not worth the hassle.
Some of the well known spots have had retirement villages built right next to them(!) and all the greenery stripped out, so we decided to investigate farmers lanes etc.
the downside to that is that they really are off the beaten track, we don`t fancy getting shot in the ass with lead pellets, and our car ain`t a 4x4---and what happens if we get "chavved in".
it's beginning to look like hotel meets or parties are a more sensible option, unless there is some form of "secret society" formed to keep hold of all the best places away from the unappreciative and dickhead Sun reader
what with Jomu posting a lot of undoubtedly heart felt irritation and negativity, and seeing certain spots around MK "opened up" it is getting to the point where it is almost not worth the hassle.
Some of the well known spots have had retirement villages built right next to them(!) and all the greenery stripped out, so we decided to investigate farmers lanes etc.
the downside to that is that they really are off the beaten track, we don`t fancy getting shot in the ass with lead pellets, and our car ain`t a 4x4---and what happens if we get "chavved in".
it's beginning to look like hotel meets or parties are a more sensible option, unless there is some form of "secret society" formed to keep hold of all the best places away from the unappreciative and dickhead Sun reader
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hmmmmmmmmm
what with Jomu posting a lot of undoubtedly heart felt irritation and negativity, and seeing certain spots around MK "opened up" it is getting to the point where it is almost not worth the hassle.
Some of the well known spots have had retirement villages built right next to them(!) and all the greenery stripped out, so we decided to investigate farmers lanes etc.
the downside to that is that they really are off the beaten track, we don`t fancy getting shot in the ass with lead pellets, and our car ain`t a 4x4---and what happens if we get "chavved in".
it's beginning to look like hotel meets or parties are a more sensible option, unless there is some form of "secret society" formed to keep hold of all the best places away from the unappreciative and dickhead Sun reader
NAH NAH NE NAH NAH.....Ya missed it......small car, big tits and a blow job...........MK ROCKS ON SUNDAY NIGHT/S......
Yeah...Mr DD, gotta remember that constant dots are taken as a single word ! (oops)
As for the burgeoning out-of-county population....most use the well-known sites, A6, J13 and, just to prove they're brain-dead...the local country park.... with its CCTV that they don't see.
Sex God
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the mobile phone thing is quite common amongst groups here too..
things were getting really heated..arms waving about, raised voices and threats
You can get a signal there :shock: I remember once passing a police car on my way to one site so rang some friends there to tip them off but not getting a signal. One summers afternoon I had agreed to meet up with some friends in Thetford and to get a signal I tried climbing up onto my car roof. It dented and I nearly fell through the bloody thing
Eastenders pmsl
Regards
Harry Jones
Warming the Bed
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hmmmmmmmmm
what with Jomu posting a lot of undoubtedly heart felt irritation and negativity, and seeing certain spots around MK "opened up" it is getting to the point where it is almost not worth the hassle.
Some of the well known spots have had retirement villages built right next to them(!) and all the greenery stripped out, so we decided to investigate farmers lanes etc.
the downside to that is that they really are off the beaten track, we don`t fancy getting shot in the ass with lead pellets, and our car ain`t a 4x4---and what happens if we get "chavved in".
it's beginning to look like hotel meets or parties are a more sensible option, unless there is some form of "secret society" formed to keep hold of all the best places away from the unappreciative and dickhead Sun reader
NAH NAH NE NAH NAH.....Ya missed it......small car, big tits and a blow job...........MK ROCKS ON SUNDAY NIGHT/S......
Yeah...Mr DD, gotta remember that constant dots are taken as a single word ! (oops)
As for the burgeoning out-of-county population....most use the well-known sites, A6, J13 and, just to prove they're brain-dead...the local country park.... with its CCTV that they don't see.
Um Jomu, my good man, we`re displayers!!!
Although the wife does get turned with the thought of joining the ranks so to speak....like that ever happens with other couples! :D
And don`t get your hopes up about a bj from my mrs; it has to be my bloody birthday for that to happen!
:D Um Jomu, my good man, we`re displayers!!!
Although the wife does get turned with the thought of joining the ranks so to speak....like that ever happens with other couples!
And don`t get your hopes up about a bj from my mrs; it has to be my bloody birthday for that to happen!
DISPLAYERS ?
AHHH....you're a SHOW couple !
A dying breed....you must be the only ones south of the Norfolk-Cheshire line, apart from Mr and Mrs DD ... well, there are a few couples in Mk....but traffic is heavy in the early evening....the tarmac is really getting a hammering....
Not to worry....it'll soon be REALLY cold, with DRIVING rain and SLEET...
Just the weather to force the Dogging Dregs into hibernation....
Warming the Bed
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Um Jomu, my good man, we`re displayers!!!
Although the wife does get turned with the thought of joining the ranks so to speak....like that ever happens with other couples!
And don`t get your hopes up about a bj from my mrs; it has to be my bloody birthday for that to happen!
DISPLAYERS ?
AHHH....you're a SHOW couple !
A dying breed....you must be the only ones south of the Norfolk-Cheshire line, apart from Mr and Mrs DD ... well, there are a few couples in Mk....but traffic is heavy in the early evening....the tarmac is really getting a hammering....
Not to worry....it'll soon be REALLY cold, with DRIVING rain and SLEET...
Just the weather to force the Dogging Dregs into hibernation....
Well i wouldn`t go so far as to say a Show couple; that implies tickets, applause and a telephone voting system............... :D
But in saying that we prefer a select few invited guests as it were, rather than football crowd.
What we need is a friendly farm owner with his own wood who can police the gates! :shock:
But we`ll keep looking for those secluded spots on the roads that radiate out from MK to Bristol, Stratford-u-Avon, Bicester and Hull--oh, and Perth.......
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Well i wouldn`t go so far as to say a Show couple; that implies tickets, applause and a telephone voting system...............
:shock: whats so wrong about applause and voting system ? :shock:
we'd be up for some X-factor dogging..it would make for some good telly :lol: mind you, we'd probably not get through the regional heats, and end up on the out-takes episode, looking all confused at simon cowell's reaction, ie burying his head in his hands muttering "no no no", Ozzy's missus just looking non-plused and the wee irish fella trying to be diplomatic :cry: :lol: maybe we'll get jomu, naughty and harry on the jury? :lol:
Sex God
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Well i wouldn`t go so far as to say a Show couple; that implies tickets, applause and a telephone voting system...............
:shock: whats so wrong about applause and voting system ? :shock:
we'd be up for some X-factor dogging..it would make for some good telly :lol: mind you, we'd probably not get through the regional heats, and end up on the out-takes episode, looking all confused at simon cowell's reaction, ie burying his head in his hands muttering "no no no", Ozzy's missus just looking non-plused and the wee irish fella trying to be diplomatic :cry: :lol: maybe we'll get jomu, naughty and harry on the jury? :lol:
As long as I get to sleep with the Jury (and I don't mean Jomu :lol: )
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
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i think in your case harry, it would be a hung jury.
(see, short and to the point..i can do it) :lol:
If you hadn't of put that bracketed line in I would have sworn it was a markz post :lol:
Now is dippy blatantly ignoring this :twisted:
Regards
Harry Jones
