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Quote by jomu
In the article it says:
Delegates will hear that ramblers have come across sex sessions all over the country
I should be so feckin' lucky! It's long been one of my fantasies, as a rambler/hillwalker/bogstomper, to bump into a couple getting it on in the hills and join in. I've been hillwalking nigh on 20 years and still haven't struck lucky. Perhaps I should email yer man in the article to ask about locations...
I think the article's just in as an amusing filler, as the picture of a group of stereotypical Kendal-mint-cake-eating bobble-hat-wearing cheery-song-singing ramblers bumping inadvertently into an outdoor orgy is just too tempting for journalist to pass by, even in a so-called quality paper. I'm a dogging virgin still (not for want of trying, mind) but I'm presuming that most action goes on after sunset, and you've got to be a pretty hardy, or badly lost, rambler if you're out on t'moors in the dark.
Mr Licks
Sex God
He will tell the conference how he was astonished to find that the parks' main problem was not vandalism or fly-tipping but the text- and internet-driven rallies of doggers, who meet in car parks or other riskily public sites for a wide range of goings-on.
I'm sorry but what a load of crap!!!! The majority of doggers respect the environment, clean up after themselves and leave the place how it was before they arrived!! How can that even begin to compare to things like flytipping that actually harm the environment!!
And as for the ramblers... the ones that have complained probably joined in first!!! :twisted:
As in.
Just enter:
"dr richard byrne"
The whole lot...not just the name...into google...and see how much they charge for the lectures.
Then continue reading to see how an empire is being built up.
See the lecture tour, see the performing doggers...see the performing gays....see the begging councils...see the police queue for info...see the shite the guy talks
What you're reading is a whole culture of sex being built up...notice the "men who have sex with men without being gay" crap...
If you stay on the theme, you will see how the guy has built himself up to be "THE MAN" who you talk to about public sex, and then you read the crap on the univ site and realise that he has done it on info supplied by sites like this.
I've started a group, in the open section, that I use for files like this....the url is below....anyone can join, and the file will be auto-sent to every member on joining, you can then leave the group afterwards....the file is over 300K long....so don't bother if you ain't got BB or time.
The email for said Dr Richard Byrne is:
Just enter:
"dr richard byrne"
The whole lot...not just the name...into google...and see how much they charge for the lectures.
Then continue reading to see how an empire is being built up.
See the lecture tour, see the performing doggers...see the performing gays....see the begging councils...see the police queue for info...see the shite the guy talks
What you're reading is a whole culture of sex being built up...notice the "men who have sex with men without being gay" crap...
If you stay on the theme, you will see how the guy has built himself up to be "THE MAN" who you talk to about public sex, and then you read the crap on the univ site and realise that he has done it on info supplied by sites like this.
I've started a group, in the open section, that I use for files like this....the url is below....anyone can join, and the file will be auto-sent to every member on joining, you can then leave the group afterwards....the file is over 300K long....so don't bother if you ain't got BB or time.
The email for said Dr Richard Byrne is:
I would like to know where they get all the people in the interview's from, gangbangs, prostitution, orgies ! I wonder if he is selling lists of places, cos if he is my names down for one. As for the guy himself Harper Adams College is in Newport shropshire in the middle of nowhere, definately no dogging of that sort around there. Perhaps the college has had a grant and some bright spark has come up with the idea of spending it into research on dogging dirty bugger. It wont be long before it becomes a national pastime, government may even give days off to go dogging. 
They get them off places like this.
Read the adverts.
Read the forums.
Go to other websites:
"come to my bukkake"
"cum all over my tits"
"I want loads of cock, the more the merrier"
"suck my dick while my wife sucks yours"
etc
etc
etc
Read the dogging forum, I won't get into personal here....but while to me and ye the comments are only interesting, to others the idea of such acts is vile perversion (the more the merrier)
And the guy and the univ are getting quite rich on it all, thankyou.
Read the adverts.
Read the forums.
Go to other websites:
"come to my bukkake"
"cum all over my tits"
"I want loads of cock, the more the merrier"
"suck my dick while my wife sucks yours"
etc
etc
etc
Read the dogging forum, I won't get into personal here....but while to me and ye the comments are only interesting, to others the idea of such acts is vile perversion (the more the merrier)
And the guy and the univ are getting quite rich on it all, thankyou.
Sex God
We could always bombard him with emails, saying how many friends we have made, how we delight in the preverse acts we perform :twisted: (in detail), and also how we all have a jolly good laugh at people like him, using his 'research' as a cover for his voyeurism and for getting his 'jollies' off, at least him reading all the emails will keep him out of harms way for a while!
I cant quite remember, but isnt there a saying that seems very appropriate about "he who protests the loudest"??
I cant quite remember, but isnt there a saying that seems very appropriate about "he who protests the loudest"??
When you think about it, since him and his team spend so much time in parks and car parks, they probably qualify as "honorary doggers"
You couldn't make it up, somebody laugh, please ?
"hello sir, I'm doctor byrne. Would you mind answering a few questions. I can see you're standing by the side of this car masturbating, is this dogging ? I'm doing a survey of public sex environments and I assume this couple in the car are exhibitionists (sound of running steps as wanker flees - rapidly...switch to sound of car door opening)
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MATE, AND WHAT'S YOUR FUCKIN' GAME...I SEEN YOU WANKIN' ...COME 'ERE YOU CUNT AND LET ME SEE YOU WANK AFTER A GOOD KICKIN YOU PERV"
"oh, hello sir. I'm doctor Richard Byrne, with a "Y", I'm doing a survery of public se SPLAT / THUMP / WALLOP x envir.....you hit me !.I'm calling the police...(switch scene....left 20 paces)
"............'ello, 'ello, 'ello...wots goin' on 'ere'then....cum-on sir, let's be 'avin' you then...you're nicked...perv"
You couldn't make it up, somebody laugh, please ?
"hello sir, I'm doctor byrne. Would you mind answering a few questions. I can see you're standing by the side of this car masturbating, is this dogging ? I'm doing a survey of public sex environments and I assume this couple in the car are exhibitionists (sound of running steps as wanker flees - rapidly...switch to sound of car door opening)
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MATE, AND WHAT'S YOUR FUCKIN' GAME...I SEEN YOU WANKIN' ...COME 'ERE YOU CUNT AND LET ME SEE YOU WANK AFTER A GOOD KICKIN YOU PERV"
"oh, hello sir. I'm doctor Richard Byrne, with a "Y", I'm doing a survery of public se SPLAT / THUMP / WALLOP x envir.....you hit me !.I'm calling the police...(switch scene....left 20 paces)
"............'ello, 'ello, 'ello...wots goin' on 'ere'then....cum-on sir, let's be 'avin' you then...you're nicked...perv"
Orgasminator
Quote by MrLickingham
[I've been hillwalking nigh on 20 years and still haven't struck lucky. ...
Quite obviously you have not been in the right location while I have been out. lol
