this is only light guys,so dont get the hump with yer uncle dirty,please...just some intros by walkby doggers can be pidgeonholed,just thought we would share some,just a bit of fun......top of the list,"evening,much going on"?,followed by "hello,have you seen xxxxx"?....then"are you looking for fun"....and "yeah,i usually bring my missus out,but she is visiting friends tonight".....with "dont mind me asking,how does this dogging work,only its my first time"......also,"bet you dont get many miles to the gallon with that"......try,"do you mind me saying hello"?...as well as,"i know a quiet place,if you want some action",...other common ones would be,"have you got a light mate"?/..and "sorry,i thought you were someone else,i'll go away if you like"?...the most origional weve encountered however,has to be "i hope your missus is shaven mate,its easy to spread crabs around these places"...ah,how we laughed!!...any other offerings?
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Sex God
How about the guy who walked right up to our car one night and asked me - Can I fuck you? :shock: 
No small talk, straight to the point :roll: Needless to say he didn't get his request
We've also had the usual "got the time mate?" "nice night for a shag" "any chance of a blow job luv?"
"Cor! Got any condoms mate, I'm love to fuck your mrs if you have" :evil:
Standing outside the car chatting to some guys, another one walked over and asked "what time will you be putting on a show?"
"I'm married and don't want to risk my wife finding I'm out here, so any chance of going back to your place?" :roll:
Some times we've been completely astounded by what doggers will say, other times we've nearly pissed ourselves laughing
Tracy-Jayne
No small talk, straight to the point :roll: Needless to say he didn't get his request
We've also had the usual "got the time mate?" "nice night for a shag" "any chance of a blow job luv?"
"Cor! Got any condoms mate, I'm love to fuck your mrs if you have" :evil:
Standing outside the car chatting to some guys, another one walked over and asked "what time will you be putting on a show?"
"I'm married and don't want to risk my wife finding I'm out here, so any chance of going back to your place?" :roll:
Some times we've been completely astounded by what doggers will say, other times we've nearly pissed ourselves laughing
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
We are going away to write the best ones down ( so many ) LOL
Sex God
Are you doing join-ns? You're not? Ok, I'm just off down the road to see what else is going on.
Nice Car.
Are you Silk and Big G? (we get that a lot)
Bit cold innit?
Got any plans for the Holidays?
Cheers!
Ever been up to Junc what ever..........
Nice Car.
Are you Silk and Big G? (we get that a lot)
Bit cold innit?
Got any plans for the Holidays?
Cheers!
Ever been up to Junc what ever..........
You forgot "what sort of thing goes on here then?"
But in there defence it is quite difficult to know what to say to someone your hoping to have sex with on the fly.
Maybe the couples and girls may be so kind to make some suggestions as to what us single guys should be saying to break the ice!
But in there defence it is quite difficult to know what to say to someone your hoping to have sex with on the fly.
Maybe the couples and girls may be so kind to make some suggestions as to what us single guys should be saying to break the ice!
Sex God
Quote by chrisinkent
Maybe the couples and girls may be so kind to make some suggestions as to what us single guys should be saying to break the ice!
I guess everyone's different, but I prefer the no-nonsense approach, well, no-nonsense but clearly not rude (there is a difference, people
). It's really not that tricky.... a conversation between me and a guy at a location in cold weather might go something like this:Guy comes over... I wind window down...
Guy - alright?
Me - howdy, are you straight or bi?
Guy - bi
Me - cool, get in the car, it's bloody freezin'....
Use your imagination for the rest :twisted:
or.....
Guy - alright?
Me - howdy, are you straight or bi?
Guy - straight
Me - Oh OK, sorry, we're looking for bi guys
Guy - OK, no problem, bye.....
Me - bye
Not that helpful that, was it?
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Sex God
Quote by musketeer
Guy - alright?
Me - howdy, are you straight or bi?
Guy - straight
Me - Oh OK, sorry, we're looking for bi guys
Guy - Can I change my last answer?
Me - ???????????????
?
Hehehehehehehehe, that's never happened, but if it did, I'd tell him that he needs to log on to SH and read the sexuality thread in the cafe, then come back to me when he's worked it out
:wink: :wink: :wink: 
Mod
Here's a different slant on the same sort of thing.
I was sat in my car the other night when a guy came over. Bearing in mind I'm a single guy:-
Him - "Do you mind me asking, but are you big?"
Me - " I like to think so"
Him - " Do you fancy a blow job off the Mrs?"
You can guess my reply, but if ANYONE gets it wrong, you should be banished from Car Parks for ever!!
By the way, to help anyone out who is stuck, I said Yes! :twisted:
Mal
I was sat in my car the other night when a guy came over. Bearing in mind I'm a single guy:-
Him - "Do you mind me asking, but are you big?"
Me - " I like to think so"
Him - " Do you fancy a blow job off the Mrs?"
You can guess my reply, but if ANYONE gets it wrong, you should be banished from Car Parks for ever!!
By the way, to help anyone out who is stuck, I said Yes!
:twisted: Mal
Sex God
Quote by musketeer
Are you Silk and Big G? (we get that a lot)
Yeah, but what do you answer?
We say yes!
Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
I think my opening line recently was "It's ok, the policeman has gone now".......I like to think it's original
I wonder if other couples get asked if they're Silk & Big G? and do they say they are?
(Hijacked thread coming here, Sorry DD)
I suppose it wouldn't really bother me. They say mockery is the best form of flattery but I would feel a bit of sympathy for the men/women who believed them. After all, we really don't keep what we look like a secret or the car we use as a rule. We got over 200 photos floating around the net, from every angle. Trust me, there's a few angles too. :wink:
What really pisses me off is when people use our photos to promote sites you have to pay for. Sites that we had first joined for free, but then gone down the paid membership route. That's why we love posting here on Swinging Heaven, because its so much more than that and for the membership fee, there is no other that compares.
Anyway, getting back to the used photos, I guess what has pissed me off the most over the past two years, is a pathetic dogging site that used our photos without our permission for a back ground and for their banner. As far as I am concerned, that's gone well past taking liberties. We wouldn't have minded, if they had just asked or redirected the acknowledgement to our site! We LOVE showing off, I love the comments and compliments, how heart felt or shallow they may be. It may be the cheapest or easiest way to stroke my ego, but I hold my hand over my heart and can honestly say it does this 36 year old bird a world of good when she gets some.
Silky xxxxxx
Sex God
ps I forgot to add, DD, I love your avatar too! Subtle, but oozing in alluring promises.
thanks for the positive remarks about the new avatar guys,that includes your approval on another thread serendipity...doggingtwo,and myself are available for avatar shoots in the new year,i will be acting as creative director and lighting technician,doggingtwo as cameraman..........a little anecdote,to get back on topic.......it was summer,ahh,one of those nights,the fragerance of the pine forest just lingers in the warm air......mrs dirty,the master and myself were seated at a picnic table,reflecting on the nights events,it was am........we were approached by a very nervous looking dogger,a big guy,and the only one in the venue."eeexcuse mme,erm,are yyou ddoggers"?...."dog walkers,erm,no mate,we haven't got a dog"......"n no,i didn't m mean dog walkers,erm erm,are you s s swingers"?...."swingers,no,certainly not"!....man,his face,he just legged it back to his car,he must have thought,"oh fuck,i'll be in jail for this,whats the wife going to say,oh fuck,it'll be all over the papers,sex pest in norfolk forest,warning to families"!!!...i mean,we did fucking laugh,it was cruel,but we didn't expect that reaction!!..if he had stuck around,we would have explained we were into the game,but winding down for the night,got him to sit down with us even,but oooh no,he was a blur on the horizon!...i bet he still goes cold when the news is on!
you are so mean you meanies!!!!!!!!!!1
norfolk forest hey, thats not vague enough for me. it should be xxxxxxx forest. thats better.
lolx
the pix is good tho, i did read on another thread that it was luck as you were not flashing at the time, which is not like you at all.
Was this experience of yours before your radio invite?
bbx
norfolk forest hey, thats not vague enough for me. it should be xxxxxxx forest. thats better.
lolx
the pix is good tho, i did read on another thread that it was luck as you were not flashing at the time, which is not like you at all.
Was this experience of yours before your radio invite?
bbx
yeah,probably the only variation across the county is the accent brings me to your second point,regarding a dogging meetor should we call it a doggy bag?..naughtywigan,suggested the same,in a previous thread,the fact that you have now echoed the sentiment lends weight to the idea.....one to think about for the spring maybe?...perhaps in can be an annual event,each county putting in its bid to play host?
aaah,i can see it can carry a dogging torch to the venue each the rock can begin the event by launching a cum shot over the stadium to land on the beacon..the doggers from each county can parade to the applause of the assembled masses,then the couples,we can drive around in our assorted show machines,yes!!....in years to come,tourists will wander around the ruins of the first arena,the spiritual home of dogging,they may bend down,to pick up a long lost pair of pants,and imagine what the owner had been like......i...i'm getting carried away agan aren't i d&m,i'm sorry...no,really,its an interesting idea,one we must discuss further...we only have to bring loud music,officially we'll be a rave,thus able to gain illegal access to private land without fear of police interuption!
