This story occurred on Auckland radio. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.
One day the competition went like this:
Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock thismorning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian: Orrrrr ... about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate ?
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
Sharelle: Hi Brian.
Brian: Hi Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway .. just tell em.
Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the arse!
........Radio Silence
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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.
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A very funny radio competition!
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Sex God
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:P :D :P :DI was listening to my local radio station the other day and they were doing a "life matters" week. This particular day, the presenter had someone in discussing contraception methods and safe sex for young people.
At the end of the interview, he kindly thanked Mr X of the Fanny Planning Association for their time!!
Laugh? I nearly passed out!!!!!! :twisted:
Funnily enough, there were five records played in a row afterwards!!!!!!
At the end of the interview, he kindly thanked Mr X of the Fanny Planning Association for their time!!
Laugh? I nearly passed out!!!!!! :twisted:
Funnily enough, there were five records played in a row afterwards!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
Same station....the breakfast show
Presenter: G'daaaay! This competition is for people who can think of a word that is not in the dictionary but you must be able to put it into a sentence. Now are first caller is bruce from melbourne, g'day bruce!
Bruce: G'day
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Bruce: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Bruce: Garn......G..A..R..N
Presenter: Garn, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah garn is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Bruce: OK.....Garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Presenter:Sorry about that folks, He has been cut off, as we don't want language like that on a family show. We are juast gonna have a commercial break, we will be back soooonnn!!
........
Presenter: Welcome back, we have another caller Dwayne from Cairns, welcome Dwayne!
Dwayne: Hi there
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Dwayne: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Dwayne: Smee..........S..M..E..E
Presenter: Smee, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah smee is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Dwayne: Smee again garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Presenter: G'daaaay! This competition is for people who can think of a word that is not in the dictionary but you must be able to put it into a sentence. Now are first caller is bruce from melbourne, g'day bruce!
Bruce: G'day
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Bruce: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Bruce: Garn......G..A..R..N
Presenter: Garn, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah garn is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Bruce: OK.....Garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
Presenter:Sorry about that folks, He has been cut off, as we don't want language like that on a family show. We are juast gonna have a commercial break, we will be back soooonnn!!
........
Presenter: Welcome back, we have another caller Dwayne from Cairns, welcome Dwayne!
Dwayne: Hi there
Presenter: Your understand the rules?
Dwayne: Yeah Maite!
Presenter: OK, what is your word? and spell it
Dwayne: Smee..........S..M..E..E
Presenter: Smee, lets look in the dictionary...........Yeah smee is in there, but you must be able to put it into a sentence, Can you tell the listeners the sentence.
Dwayne: Smee again garn fuck yourself!....DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
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At the end of the interview, he kindly thanked Mr X of the Fanny Planning Association for their time!!
Laugh? I nearly passed out!!!!!! :twisted:
Jeez!!!!!!! What sort of dumbass would say that sort of thing???? :shock:
You need to start tuning into a different radio station!!!!
I remember an occassion when a radio presenter forgot to switch his mic off, live on air at on a Saturday, he told the telephone girl that she "should not be so f***ing stupid, the answer was white christmas"
:lol: :lol: Sex God
Totally cool post from way back just got to love this stuff 
