Andy Coulson

Quote by Ben_welshminx
Or more likely some dirt---forgive me some cynicism.

Quote by Staggerlee_BB
You old cynic Ben....
my guesses would be....
1
Davefor it is he)hello there Andy what are you phoning for ??
Andy:well Dave I was just wondering if you were aware that X had been discussing Y with Z ??
Dave:no Andy I didn't know that....erm ...well that would be embarrassing if it got out
Andy:Gizza job
2
Dave:Mr Murdoch sir how lovely to hear from you,how can I help?? would you like more tax breaks next time we're in power...
Rupert:Shut up Cameron you weak chinned pommie wanker..
Dave:yes sir..
Rupert:Give Coulson a job the bastard is an embarrassment
Dave:yes sir
3
Andy:That bastard Murdoch is gunning for me Dave
Dave:really ??
Andy:yes...but I've got his number ..I know where the bodies are buried..
Dave:REALLY !!???
Andy:you bet
Dave:So we've been thinking about employing a director of communications....how much would you like??

Quote by The Guaridian of Andy Coulson
And I also hate working with Vince Cable. He's a fucking arsehole.