Dear bIoke,
I'm off to a rather fancy wedding this summer.
What's a gal to do: fascinator or hat?
Yours
Confused of Nolaville
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Dear Uncle bIoke...
Quote by Big_Fraser
Any ideas that dont involve you coming round to fix it?
Fix it?
No way jo-se - with your ugly face you can still f**k pretty girls (around corners) all night and they'll never be any the wiser you big stud you..
Patent it, make models of it and sell it.
Hope that helps,
Love Uncle bIoke x
Quote by noladreams
Dear bIoke,
I'm off to a rather fancy wedding this summer.
What's a gal to do: fascinator or hat?
Yours
Confused of Nolaville
Dear Nola
I may be gay but I'm not stupid you know... so don't think seeking my approval to wear sex toys on your head to a wedding will make it right. I have standards!
I know I'm some kind of 'tranny and susannah' of SH but I'm not going to come down to your level here. That's just the type of behaviour I'd expect from a girl that works in a kebab shop in north liverpool by night and spends her days hanging about on Merseyrail claiming she's homeless and begging anyone for a Gregg's pasty. Or was it Greg's patsy?
My advice - at least put your 'fascinator' in your knicks and at least then the wedding guests will think you're having a good time due to your permanent smile all day.
Love Uncle bIoke x
Sex God
I have actually just laughed out loud!
Dear Nola
I may be gay but I'm not stupid you know... so don't think seeking my approval to wear sex toys on your head to a wedding will make it right. I have standards!
I know I'm some kind of 'tranny and susannah' of SH but I'm not going to come down to your level here. That's just the type of behaviour I'd expect from a girl that works in a kebab shop in north liverpool by night and spends her days hanging about on Merseyrail claiming she's homeless and begging anyone for a Gregg's pasty. Or was it Greg's patsy?
My advice - at least put your 'fascinator' in your knicks and at least then the wedding guests will think you're having a good time due to your permanent smile all day.
Love Uncle bIoke x
Quote by bIoke
Dear bIoke,
I'm off to a rather fancy wedding this summer.
What's a gal to do: fascinator or hat?
Yours
Confused of Nolaville
Dear Nola
I may be gay but I'm not stupid you know... so don't think seeking my approval to wear sex toys on your head to a wedding will make it right. I have standards!
I know I'm some kind of 'tranny and susannah' of SH but I'm not going to come down to your level here. That's just the type of behaviour I'd expect from a girl that works in a kebab shop in north liverpool by night and spends her days hanging about on Merseyrail claiming she's homeless and begging anyone for a Gregg's pasty. Or was it Greg's patsy?
My advice - at least put your 'fascinator' in your knicks and at least then the wedding guests will think you're having a good time due to your permanent smile all day.
Love Uncle bIoke x
Quote by neilinleeds
Straight cocks are very much the way forward....
N x x x ;)
Dear Neil
I know you didn't ask for advice but you're getting it I'm afraid....
There are surgical procedures in place you know that can deal with this little fascination you have for straight cocks. I'd assume you probably caught it from this Nola person, she's a 'one', I'm told!
It's painless and simple apparently. They burn the parts ouf your brain out with metal rods that deal with the cock stuff and hey presto, you're cured. Please PM me if you want their contact details. I don't want to post them publically as there's 100% of the female and at least 70% of the male population on here that would want it and I'd be inundated. I have better things to do like quiches to bake, antique shops to visit and flowers to arrange!
Good luck with the surgery. I hope it cures you from this little phase you're going through. Next thing you'll be telling us you wear ladies underwear ffs!
Remember - if it hurts, it's working.
Love Uncle bIoke x
Sex God
Quote by Big_Fraser
Dear BIoke
It was a bit of a wild one last night:
I have no idea how it happened, I only noticed because my feet got wet as I went for a pee
The A&E dept said they cant help as I shouldnt have a bone in my cock anyway.
Any ideas that dont involve you coming round to fix it?
The chances of you ever trying to make a cock straight are too small.
BIoke is obviously a bit too slow to give you the correct answer
Basically, you need to your cock right down between your legs.......
....now, go fuck yourself
(the old ones are always good ones)
Orgasminator
Very useful thanks uncle B!!
If I was pretty and hung I wouldnt have time to fuck girls - id be too busy trying to fend you off with a cricket bat
Quote by bIoke
with your ugly face you can still f**k pretty girls (around corners) all night and they'll never be any the wiser you big stud you..
If I was pretty and hung I wouldnt have time to fuck girls - id be too busy trying to fend you off with a cricket bat
Quote by Big_Fraser
Very useful thanks uncle B!!
with your ugly face you can still f**k pretty girls (around corners) all night and they'll never be any the wiser you big stud you..
If I was pretty and hung I wouldnt have time to fuck girls - id be too busy trying to fend you off with a cricket bat
Is 'cricket bat' some kind of man bum-ring teasing analogy?
Ignore MTPU - he's just trying to cum between us, he's territorial and predatorial. He wants me, always has done, always will :wanker:
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
Very useful thanks uncle B!!
with your ugly face you can still f**k pretty girls (around corners) all night and they'll never be any the wiser you big stud you..
If I was pretty and hung I wouldnt have time to fuck girls - id be too busy trying to fend you off with a cricket bat
Is 'cricket bat' some kind of man bum-ring teasing analogy?
Ignore MTPU - he's just trying to cum between us, he's territorial and predatorial. He wants me, always has done, always will :wanker:
I am coming round to the idea of a 3some with you and fraser...i just need to find where i left my cricket bat :twisted:
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I am coming round to the idea of a 3some with you and fraser...i just need to find where i left my cricket bat :twisted:
See faggot... ;)
Well if you can find it, I can certainly show you were to put it, or maybe we can use Fraser's? :twisted:
DP for MTPU if you please.... and make it filthy
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
I am coming round to the idea of a 3some with you and fraser...i just need to find where i left my cricket bat :twisted:
See faggot... ;)
Well if you can find it, I can certainly show you were to put it, or maybe we can use Fraser's? :twisted:
DP for MTPU if you please.... and make it filthy
Please can I be the camera-woman? :giggle: (Not seen any man-man porn so would be an education too.)
Sex God
Quote by bIoke
Dear bIoke,
I'm off to a rather fancy wedding this summer.
What's a gal to do: fascinator or hat?
Yours
Confused of Nolaville
Dear Nola
I may be gay but I'm not stupid you know... so don't think seeking my approval to wear sex toys on your head to a wedding will make it right. I have standards!
I know I'm some kind of 'tranny and susannah' of SH but I'm not going to come down to your level here. That's just the type of behaviour I'd expect from a girl that works in a kebab shop in north liverpool by night and spends her days hanging about on Merseyrail claiming she's homeless and begging anyone for a Gregg's pasty. Or was it Greg's patsy?
My advice - at least put your 'fascinator' in your knicks and at least then the wedding guests will think you're having a good time due to your permanent smile all day.
Love Uncle bIoke x
what like this
Sex God
:laughabove:
Brilliant... but I think the bride would kill me!
Brilliant... but I think the bride would kill me!
Sex God
Just to prove to Andrew_2013 that he hasn't been completely wiped.... Shall I delve deeper to the R6_Biker days? :rascal:
Sex God
Is it wrong to perv an intern at work
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
Is it wrong to perv an intern at work
Awww, Uncle Bloke is slacking :twisted:
