designated parking

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'I'm only parking to get cash from the ATM' bay

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'I'm only parking to get cash from the ATM' bay

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So if I go shopping with my mum, can we park in the parent and child spaces then? :giggle:

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So if I go shopping with my mum, can we park in the parent and child spaces then? :giggle:

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So if I go shopping with my mum, can we park in the parent and child spaces then? :giggle:

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Someone had better appreciate this- there was effort & everyfink.

You won't need three guesses as to who they're for.

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Someone had better appreciate this- there was effort & everyfink.

You won't need three guesses as to who they're for.

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We have all seen the designated parking bays in car parks and the symbols that are painted in them denoting their intended use. The adult with child in hand for parent and toddlers and the wheel chair for the disabled, both probably needed, all though I've no idea why the mother and toddler need to be in close proximity to the front door, but I see why the space needs to be wider, what with the need to open the door to its fullest in order to get the child in and out of the seat and faff around with all sorts of crap, but is there not now a need for other designated bays?
I'm thinking perhaps some with an image of the Honey Monster in them,as a representation of the fat lazy, generally middle aged fuckers, who use the afore mentioned bays despite their only disability being an inability to walk past a burger bar and a chocolate display without making a purchase.
Perhaps some with the image of a baseball cap in it for the truculant youth, with the 'I don't care' stride and strut.
Ones with an image of a man in a suit with the lines painted at a an angle to the others for the 'I'm in a hurry business man' who must throw it into the bay at a cockish angle.
Do you see the need for further designated bays for us? who needs them and what symbol should denote their use?

Or the blind people who use two parking bays when doing their shopping, as they have an inability to see the lane markers. Not really being blind, but you know what I mean. Say anything though, and wait to get a mouthful of abuse.

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We have all seen the designated parking bays in car parks and the symbols that are painted in them denoting their intended use. The adult with child in hand for parent and toddlers and the wheel chair for the disabled, both probably needed, all though I've no idea why the mother and toddler need to be in close proximity to the front door, but I see why the space needs to be wider, what with the need to open the door to its fullest in order to get the child in and out of the seat and faff around with all sorts of crap, but is there not now a need for other designated bays?
I'm thinking perhaps some with an image of the Honey Monster in them,as a representation of the fat lazy, generally middle aged fuckers, who use the afore mentioned bays despite their only disability being an inability to walk past a burger bar and a chocolate display without making a purchase.
Perhaps some with the image of a baseball cap in it for the truculant youth, with the 'I don't care' stride and strut.
Ones with an image of a man in a suit with the lines painted at a an angle to the others for the 'I'm in a hurry business man' who must throw it into the bay at a cockish angle.
Do you see the need for further designated bays for us? who needs them and what symbol should denote their use?

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Mr Res. A fat, lazy, generally middle aged F*cker.

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Mr Res. A fat, lazy, generally middle aged F*cker.

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As one of the "fat, lazy, middle-aged fuckers" who should be shot... I find opinionated, ill-informed, judgemental, rhetoric entirely obnoxious too. While fat people may diet if they choose to do so to overcome the "fat gene", it sadly seems there is no cure for this type of mental paucity that afflicts many of the pious, self-righteous know-it-alls, who's only contribution in many cases is muddled pig ignorance and crass stupidity on a level that even Jeffrey Archer would have been ashamed of.
You can park that where you like...
While Mr K, you may be staggered at peoples laziness, I too am equally staggered by their lazy thinking, judgemental ways and total lack of compassion and understanding for someone else. Or is it only thin right wingers who deserve any kind of support these days?
Easy targets though aren't we? Strange if how the same comments had been made about women, black people, gays or lesbians there would be an outcry. Flaming lefty liberals ruining your fun! At least you can decry the fat gits for free these days eh?
It is quite amazing how so many people on here are self-professed experts on absolutely everything, and yet know absolutely f*cking nothing whatsoever, other than what some tired hack in a lazy, politicised rag tells them to think.
When you develop capacity for rational thought on your own, feel free to contribute meaningfully to a discussion on the issue. Until such time, please do keep posting. If nothing else, it's good for a laugh to realise that there are still people who think like we did in the dark ages.
Mr Res. A fat, lazy, generally middle aged F*cker.

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You don't have to be fat to be an arrogant lazy fucker.
Res, Mr whatever it was- you just made me use my dictionary. Twice. By my reckoning you owe me a drink

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As one of the "fat, lazy, middle-aged fuckers" who should be shot... I find opinionated, ill-informed, judgemental, rhetoric entirely obnoxious too. While fat people may diet if they choose to do so to overcome the "fat gene", it sadly seems there is no cure for this type of mental paucity that afflicts many of the pious, self-righteous know-it-alls, who's only contribution in many cases is muddled pig ignorance and crass stupidity on a level that even Jeffrey Archer would have been ashamed of.
You can park that where you like...
While Mr K, you may be staggered at peoples laziness, I too am equally staggered by their lazy thinking, judgemental ways and total lack of compassion and understanding for someone else. Or is it only thin right wingers who deserve any kind of support these days?
Easy targets though aren't we? Strange if how the same comments had been made about women, black people, gays or lesbians there would be an outcry. Flaming lefty liberals ruining your fun! At least you can decry the fat gits for free these days eh?
It is quite amazing how so many people on here are self-professed experts on absolutely everything, and yet know absolutely f*cking nothing whatsoever, other than what some tired hack in a lazy, politicised rag tells them to think.
When you develop capacity for rational thought on your own, feel free to contribute meaningfully to a discussion on the issue. Until such time, please do keep posting. If nothing else, it's good for a laugh to realise that there are still people who think like we did in the dark ages.
Mr Res. A fat, lazy, generally middle aged F*cker.