Funny and rude surnames / names

18 Sep 2014

Spoke to a woman today whose surname was Adcock. Couldn't help but have a silent chuckle after. Apologies in advance to any one on here who's Adcock lol

Anyone else heard of some unusual yet amusing names they'd like to share? smile

18 Sep 2014

I know of a guy who's surname is Spray.
Not that amusing until you find out that his Christian name is Dick! lol

19 Sep 2014

I have a long suffering mate called
Paul Back :sad:
and a recent announcement from our Friends Mr and Mrs Ball would like to announce the birth of their daughter "Ophelia" :giveup:

19 Sep 2014

I have a friend whose married surname is Mycock - she uses her maiden name and also uses her maiden surname for her kids at school too ;)
as teenagers we used to have a giggle at a kid called Dan Ramsbottom - i didnt half feel sorry for him with his name - he ended up being a farmer too lol

19 Sep 2014

One of my teachers at school way back in the early eighties was called Mr Pratt.
Unfortunately for him, when he was born in the thirties prat wasn't used much as an insult, so his parents called him Huw... lol

21 Sep 2014

I knew of someone years ago who called her daughter Hollie. Surname Bush lol

24 Sep 2014

A polish girl at school called Yanchee Fuckass don't know the exact spelling and it was a long time ago but that was how you pronounced it.
The ex Wolves footballer called Shirtlifter.
David Semen, apparently in the early stages of his career they thought it would be a good idea to put semen in the youth team.
Ed Milliband, Alex Salmond, and many more are names I would hate to have.
The guy we saw arrested night fishing in Bridgnorth (Shropshire) when asked his name replied John Wayne, which of course was his real name but the Policeman didn't thought he was being funny.

24 Sep 2014

which brings me to my all time favorite

25 Sep 2014

I used to work with someone whose fiancé's surname was Whatmuff - she intended keeping her maiden name.
I also used to know someone called Bob Mycock lol

25 Sep 2014

Had a head teacher called Bates, he insisted we called him Master...always made us chuckle
Another teacher called Mr Haw
lol

25 Sep 2014

It just occurred to me that it's probably spelt Whatmough wink

28 Sep 2014

I once knew a girls with the surnames" furminger" and "allcock"
Many years ago I had a couple of friends with the surnames "Hurt" and "Payne" ... for a short while they considered a career in debt collection lol

3 Oct 2014

Hi all,
Hope everyone had a great summer! We did hence we not been about much.
For our first contribution in about 6 months we thought we would pick a topical, meaty, politically charged subject! one on everybodys lips.
Knew a lady who's surname was Hiscock!
The transport minister who introduced the crossing to British roads was called Leslie Hore-Belisha (what's that flashing thing on that pole? It's just a Hore) and I always snigger if I am in a lift installed by "Dunwoody and Porn"

3 Oct 2014

I used to deal with this company quite often, the receptionist was a cockney girl which made the name even funnier when she answered with just the company name :mrgreen: