Hi and thank you for reading our little bit on SH.

Firstly the grumpy bit. Straight single males please, please, please if we want you we will find you.

We are boy and girlfriend (we are married, but not to each other) who occasionally enjoy the company of others. We don't often plan this, just go with the flow and see what happens.

We do visit clubs around North London and have fun. He is bi (but knows how to play it straight) and she is straight. We can often be found acting the tart in the chat rooms so if you see us come say hi. (If you see us in a club, come and do more than just say high hehe)

She has a liking for cock so bi never gets a look in, but must be attached to a polite, friendly guy. Age not important.

He is told what he likes usually but when he can get a word in, enjoys polite and friendly people of all sexes.

Thank you for reading this, hope it didn't go on too long (though don't think a lot of people get past the pictures lol