I thought the Police were singing about Sue Lawley the newsreader, turns out it was "so lonely".

I got the Teardrop explodes wrong as well "Bless my cotton socks I'm in the news" I thought was "Bar my cotton socks I'm in the nude"

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All those "buttery taste" spreads... have the makers ever actually tasted butter? They all taste like pastry marge. The ones that don't claim to taste like butter taste nice. Not like butter, but nice.
Butter tastes like butter. Kerrygold is the best. Do butterflies taste like butter? I mean on their own, without butter? They taste like butter if you butter them but it's quite fiddly, you need a very small knife.
Guess how much butter there is in peanut butter. Go on, have a guess. Presumably if I were to market peanut butter that doesn't have any peanuts in it, that would be OK too.
Why are people with nut allergies allergic to peanuts but not to peas? A peanut isn't a nut. And a strawberry isn't a berry. An apple is a berry. So is a tomato. But not a blackberry. A blackberry is a telephone. You can't eat a telephone. Unless you have blue teeth. If you have blue teeth and you eat a telephone you can exchange data over short distances with all the other people with blue teeth. If you want blue teeth, don't eat blueberries. Blueberries aren't blue. They're purple. But they are berries.
Can't remember where I was going with this...

A well known brand of roast chicken flavoured crisps says "suitable for vegetarians" as well as "may contain nuts" on the packet.
What are hot dogs made from?

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everyone seems to have retired, moved to a certain other site, just use facebook or have disappeared into the ether.

Hi all, this has to be my first post to the forum in about a year and the reason being this site is not the attraction it once was.
If we search for someone we'd like to meet within 50 miles of our home then we can find no one active within 30 days, one person active within 60 and another one active within 90!
It's a shame as we liked this site and had some great times here, in the chatrooms and forums as well as the bedroom, but we have moved elsewhere.

Wives are for fun, not just for Christmas All hail Trevaunance, Destroyer of forums. Declared extinct 1st Sep 2013 - 3:48pm


We have moved elsewhere as well, we did enjoy SH as it was found it more intimate than other sites. It just seems quite now. 

When you grab them by the balls, there hearts and minds will follow. (Anon)

I noticed that, perhaps they are trying to make it better... but not talking to the forum users.

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Just copy and paste from my blog/ forum posts : I know just a few of you like these.
This is a tricky stage, but it all hinges upon who, if anyone, can get a gap on the few steep gradients on Corksrew. I've had a little punt on Gerrans, 11/2 with Ladbrokes, and hoping that breaks are closed down. If it comes down to a sprint between the guys who got over the climb then Gerrans wins. It's not that simple, but then if it was I probably wouldn't be a fan.

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Having worked in a slaughterhouse I know the quality of meat sent to factories and supermarkets... I only buy meat and meat based products from independant butchers nowadays.
Re place names: try putting this postcode into Google maps, NR17 2LS. Other online map providers are available too...

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Brighton (which used to have a Green Party Council) appears to have one of the worst records for recycling in the UK - the binmen are forever striking, piles of rubbish and recycling everywhere, beach chickens ripping bags to shreds, rather nasty at times, particularly in the summer.
Ive been using the local tip a fair bit these days, I asked if i could take a couple of doors that someone had chucked in one of the skips there and they said o!!!! Surely my commitment to recycle might save them at least 50p, I just dont get it!!!!!

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For a couple new to the scene, would it be better to go to a club or use personals, any views?

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You're welcome my good friend.
Tell me, is Bushey only populated by people with luxuriant lady gardens? :rascal:

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Over the festive period, I dusted off an old home made cook book and set about making a stand pie (large pork pie for the uneducated) and it got me thinking. As a youngster "up north" you could get a really good growler from many a good butchers or bakers! The rubbish that seems to get passed off as a pork pie these days are crap. And before you good people of Melton Mowbray get on your high horses, yours aren't as good as you think.
So what makes a good pork pie to me?
Soft, light hot water pastry made with lard and hard fat.
A solid pinky red filling made from shoulder and lean belly pork and a small amount of un-smoked bacon. Well seasoned and not over cooked.
Padded out with a tasty jelly.
You can't beat home made but if you just want a little tasty growler, do I have visit my memory these days or can anyone suggest an outlet?
Please don't get me started on the modern sausage role, I have given up totally on ever finding a good one of these in a shop.

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Today I shall mostly be.......
Making blackberry and apple jam, apple pies and a fruit cake.

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Today i Shall Mostly Be ..........
Drinking custard through a straw!

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received today . . . . "In Birmingham area today would you be up for a meet and fuck"

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Just popped in noting that yesterday (11 June 2015) we had been members for 10 years....