Need to let off steam? Irritated? Fancy a rant?
Heres the place.
Why is it when I get home and get out of the car, I balance everything in one hand in readiness for getting my keys to open the door,the bastard things are in the other pocket? I then have to spend ages pissing about re-balancing everything
Eh? Why is it?
feck feck feck feck ..... nuff said ............. rant over and breathhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can't I get this flipping song out of my head? Been there for days now. Grrr
Food descriptions
e.g.
Sun ripened tomatoes
Baby potatoes
Drizzled with.....
Rustic
Cooked to perfection
Boils my piss it does
Blokes that wear flip flops anywhere other than a beach. Do you realise how piggin stupid and gay you look?
One of my mates wore some down the pub once, I call him a mate but you know what I mean. Anyway off he went to the toilet only to come back with piss stained feet. Worra twat!
When I am in supermarket queue and one of those people holds a board up with a big sign saying this checkout is free then another one comes along and suggests you use the self-serve, if I wanted to use it I would already be using it and not standing in a queue, its my choice, leave me alone :censored:
People (women mainly) to whom actually having to pay at the checkout is a total surprise!
The reduced counter. The bastards have started to alter the times they put things on there.
Grumpy old bastards starting moan threads :mrgreen:
don't get me started- fekin torrent mate, fekin big torrent!
Just from today
People who own 'sports cars/hot hatchbacks' who drive them slower than my dad but manage to take up the whole bloody road including both lanes at a junction.
'Special offers' which turn out to be only available in person at the outer hebrides branch between the hours of 09:00 and 09:01 on sunday (opening hours 10:00-16:00)
People who bring kids to restaurants and then let them Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! for the whole 45 minutes of their stay- piss off to McShitburger if you want to do that.
Stupid people being allowed out in public and most specifically in a bank, and very specifically in the queue in front of me.
Twatty morons who think parking their chavmobile directly opposite the entrance to your drive is perfectly fine.....so, towbar meet chavmobile, chavmobile meet towbar :twisted:
see, thats one quiet day!
See meaty, theres more that unites us than divides us.
You're still a twat though.
have a moan??
we been together 30 + years ... n mr 2`s is really ill#
count yr blessings n lv the 1 u wiv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx