All those "buttery taste" spreads... have the makers ever actually tasted butter? They all taste like pastry marge. The ones that don't claim to taste like butter taste nice. Not like butter, but nice.
Butter tastes like butter. Kerrygold is the best. Do butterflies taste like butter? I mean on their own, without butter? They taste like butter if you butter them but it's quite fiddly, you need a very small knife.
Guess how much butter there is in peanut butter. Go on, have a guess. Presumably if I were to market peanut butter that doesn't have any peanuts in it, that would be OK too.
Why are people with nut allergies allergic to peanuts but not to peas? A peanut isn't a nut. And a strawberry isn't a berry. An apple is a berry. So is a tomato. But not a blackberry. A blackberry is a telephone. You can't eat a telephone. Unless you have blue teeth. If you have blue teeth and you eat a telephone you can exchange data over short distances with all the other people with blue teeth. If you want blue teeth, don't eat blueberries. Blueberries aren't blue. They're purple. But they are berries.
Can't remember where I was going with this...
