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OK it's that time of year, Christmas is but a couple of paydays away. the elves are busy beavering away in Santa's Grotto so what's on your list this Yuletide?
OOOOOh
Dear SH Santa
Id really like a man with a buzzing cock who can make me weak at the knees (and i dont mean the arthritis) I want his tongue to be able to lick like billy-oh lol and can he please please please bring a Unicorn along with him, coz im determined to pop my SH Bi cherry lol
Thanks Santa, if you get it right this year i promise ill let you cum in my mouth lol
Niss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by katniss
OOOOOh
Dear SH Santa
Id really like a man with a buzzing cock who can make me weak at the knees (and i dont mean the arthritis) I want his tongue to be able to lick like billy-oh lol and can he please please please bring a Unicorn along with him, coz im determined to pop my SH Bi cherry lol
Thanks Santa, if you get it right this year i promise ill let you cum in my mouth lol
Niss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

And failing that, Id like the Katniss Doll please Santa lol
Oh my goodness, I might be a while...........
Radley handbag
New Ipad
New Laptop
Nipple clamps
New car
A holiday
Radley purse
Some smellies, I love Lush but its too expensive
A new tattoo
A new house
Radley sunglasses
Some reading glasses confused
A sex toy
The new Iphone
New dyson cos mines on the blink
A pair of shoes or two
A decent haircut
I'll probably have to come back to add more :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
Oh my goodness, I might be a while...........
Radley handbag
New Ipad
New Laptop
Nipple clamps
New car
A holiday
Radley purse
Some smellies, I love Lush but its too expensive
A new tattoo
A new house
Radley sunglasses
Some reading iglasses confused
A sex Itoy
The new Iphone
New Idyson cos mines on the blink
A pair of shoes or two
A decent haircut
I'll probably have to come back to add more :giggle:

Looks like iToots may have hijacked Dawnies account bolt
Right I would like ............... ( never say i want as my mum used to say " what wants never gets rolleyes " god love old school mums )
An extention to my 10inch dong :smug:
A new phone cover as the 12 i have got i have own out
A ball gag for meeko wink
Maybe some more undies as i can see me running short if ever we can out of water for ever and i could not wash them lol
The man that called in at work when he was in his cycling shorts :rascal::rascal:
I might have to get a bigger xmas sack to put it all in :giggle:
for the man that has everything id like nothing material
id settle to see Steve and Neil overcome their demons wink
and mabe a new rubber outfit or two for liza :rascal::rascal:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
for the man that has everything id like nothing material
id settle to see Steve and Neil overcome their demons wink
and mabe a new rubber outfit or two for liza :rascal::rascal:

No-ones ever wished for a prezzie for me before...
Thanks fella :thumbup:
And continuing on the theme of wishing for others after a quick peek at your pics I'd say a cpl of new rubber outfits for Lizzie would go down well here as well :rascal:
Dear whoever is gonna buy it me, ('cause Santa aint real)
Please please can I have that new aquarium for christmas we have just been to look at, I promise I will sell 1 of my old ones.
Meeko drinkies
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Dear whoever is gonna buy it me, ('cause Santa aint real)
Please please can I have that new aquarium for christmas we have just been to look at, I promise I will sell 1 of my old ones.
Meeko drinkies

And there was me thinking you were Anti-Christmas!! innocent
Quote by Fobs
Dear whoever is gonna buy it me, ('cause Santa aint real)
Please please can I have that new aquarium for christmas we have just been to look at, I promise I will sell 1 of my old ones.
Meeko drinkies

And there was me thinking you were Anti-Christmas!! innocent
I am, but I am shallow and really want my new aquarium :lol2:
Quote by Meeko
Dear whoever is gonna buy it me, ('cause Santa aint real)
Please please can I have that new aquarium for christmas we have just been to look at, I promise I will sell 1 of my old ones.
Meeko drinkies

And there was me thinking you were Anti-Christmas!! innocent
I am, but I am shallow and really want my new aquarium :lol2:
This one?:-
:laughabove:
I would like Tom Daley for christmas :lickface:
My christmas list is sorted out already.
I start a new job in November, which I'm really looking forward to and I'm getting a new car to go with it.
I'm not really bothered about presents from other people, it can become a bit of a farce sometimes. I look forward to spending time with my family and close friends when we're all off work for a few days, that's all I want from others.
Non material / sexy things, well I wouldn't say no to a bit of Micah Richards :twisted:
Can I have.....
Peace on Earth, happiness and love to all
It would make my job a lot easier and I could have more holiday time then lol
Quote by SinSi
Can I have.....
Peace on Earth, happiness and love to all
It would make my job a lot easier and I could have more holiday time then lol

Damn! Looking at Stanta's 'secret' list he's got you down for one of these:-
I would like a tin of quality street to replace the tins we have bought to save for Christmas but have eaten them already smile
I would also like my children to have a lovely time too and to get what they most wish for :)
Quote by Fobs
Can I have.....
Peace on Earth, happiness and love to all
It would make my job a lot easier and I could have more holiday time then lol

Damn! Looking at Stanta's 'secret' list he's got you down for one of these:-
Nah that's for amateurs Fobs, this is what you need on your list!!

Plus the Board to go with it :lol:
Dear Santa (here's hoping you're a member on here and yes happy to play with Mrs Claus if need be innocent)
Fridge
Oven
Bosch Exxcel Washer/dryer
Sweet Dream Arquette Bed Frame
Mattress
(small) hoover
Toaster
Kettle
Bin
Wardrobe
Dresser
Paint
Carpet
Bottle of rose wine and a bar of Twirl.
Thank you xxx
Quote by M1ssVery
Dear Santa (here's hoping you're a member on here and yes happy to play with Mrs Claus if need be innocent)
Fridge
Oven
Bosch Exxcel Washer/dryer
Sweet Dream Arquette Bed Frame
Mattress
(small) hoover
Toaster
Kettle
Bin
Wardrobe
Dresser
Paint
Carpet
Bottle of rose wine and a bar of Twirl.
Thank you xxx

OH MY GOSH I FORGOT... SOFA!!! pray it's not too late and he's not loaded up the sleigh.. :doh:
Quote by M1ssVery
Sweet Dream Arquette Bed Frame

I recently bought one of those for my daughter. It comes flat-packed so you might want to order an experienced man to assemble it for you. innocent
;)
Quote by Cubes

Sweet Dream Arquette Bed Frame

I recently bought one of those for my daughter. It comes flat-packed so you might want to order an experienced man to assemble it for you. innocent
;)
"get me a bed and you'll get me in it".. my new motto hopefully not for long :rascal:
Dear Mrs Paddy,
Please call a hault to the renovations of our abode.
Our house now looks Festive due to the amount of dust!
Whilst at a meeting today I got a strange tingling feeling in the pants area, I ran to the loo only to discover a fecking spider in my boxers, you know I'm scared of spiders.
What I want for Christmas:
To remain in love with you forever :love:
My bloody HTC One X to be fixed or replaced
iToot's to drop her phone on cement and shatter the fecking thing lol
Oh- and see you in the chatroom sometime soon, I know you want too!