i have a whole list
1) falling asleep at a party and having someone boobs in my face and me sleeping through the experience. That was after me trying to seeing said boobs for years
2) Being lifted by my boxers in a bar in manchester circa 05...by blue and lep
3) My lack of parking skills
4) First time i "met" harry jones
5) me naked in white socks having a play in someones garden
6) me in a maids outfit with bum going up and down.....could someone send me the video
7) Me and first rios even not knowing where to look.
That is just some of the tails............
i just rembered a certain party at blues when i was ummmmm busy mid flow and the taxi arrived......i had to pull out and it was the quickest i have ever put clothes on....
Oh my.
I don't know where to start. So many classics.
Ok, in no particular order:
1. Wearing nothing but a Union Jack flag for the red white and blue munch (Nottingham, I think).... Yes, it was.... The night of the BLUE SMURFS!!!!!!
2. Mal turning up for one of my parties and going to the wrong house..... dressed as a Cardinal!
3. Mike C's number 2
4. JudyTV booting Ia certain someone down the stairs at one NW Munch. OK, maybe that's one I shouldn't mention but I promise you, it's right up there
5. Blow job games
6. Vodka jelly
7. Falling asleep in Mistress Sassy's bathroom, very whiskey-drunk
8. Neilinleeds scared to death in Adam and Eve's, being protected by ..... errr can't remember who, sorry
9. The condom out of the window moment on Canal Street
10. After social get togethers in Room 1, especially relating to Jinty the Rug
11. Sticking my hand to the carpet at one of Jas and Tim's parties
12. Dogging in Bolton, specifically related to the Polish campers
13. The competition where people wrote "swinging heaven" on their body parts and photographed themselves in public places
14. Anything that involved Postie being drunk
15. A party in Lincs where Jas tried to teach me how to walk in high heels.
16. Marmalaid's balloons
17. Camping at WRATS place. Very drunk, singing to Robbie Williams Angels
18. Smuggling a random non site tranny into a munch (another one I shouldn't mention probs)
I could do on and on. In fact, I may do later
More:
Angel Chat: "I don't do televisions"
Mr Dundee Couple's red PVC boots :twisted:
Winning Neilinleeds for 6 goldfish
Imaginative use of gym equipment at my Discover your Dark side party
Hx's Lovely black boots :inlove:
This the cafe bing split into two is annoying but I have just bumped a massive blast from the past.... Go see in the other forum :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Blue sat on the floor drunk, and she managed to fall over!
Blue smurfs
Floatation bags at rio's
Cassie and I out with 24? blokes in MK and being the only females, and being told by another site female before we went we wouldn't be safe with all those blokes!! :twisted:
The SH weddings we have attended :inlove:
Marcuso attended a social and dancing on a chair with bell on the end of his shoes!
Drinking a bar dry at a munch.........they soon learnt to stock up, when we are in town!!
Guys at Sassy's Ann Summer's party
Painting the nails of a certain tranny, with in 2 mins of meeting, shaking brush or what, but mananged to get the job done in the end.
I know I have loads more, this site has played a large part in my life for ages now, as have many of you, many of whom I have lost touch with, but owing to 2 recent events I seem to have 'found' most of you.
Mortified doesn't even begin to cover it!
