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The Elderly Avatar Retirement Home

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As today was not the first time my avatar change caused dissention in the ranks, I thought I'd post up (pretty much) the lot. Just for posterity, and my own vanity, natch.

Anyone wishing to point and laugh at me, please do so via PM. Anyone wishing to be nice... the thread is all yours!
Thought I'd add this to the retired collection, although it's a slightly varied from the original, as it was in colour (red top/black hair) until I started playing and didn't save original)
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Here are a few I got a bit bored with...



I will never be bored with them Blue sillyhwoar:
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Sorry to see it go.... I shall miss it... but you can keep it here for a little while... until I want it back lol
I cant find my avatar i had before this one with me bra one :cry: ....i so wanted it to go in here :cry: might have to retire this one and get some new ones going lol :twisted:
One of my earliest avatars was a pic of one of my comedy heroes, Harry Worth - I have lost the one I had before, so had to use another one instead.
Well our first one was this

cos we were new and Provisional
We think it's shite now :shock:
Quote by Vix
As today was not the first time my avatar change caused dissention in the ranks, I thought I'd post up (pretty much) the lot. Just for posterity, and my own vanity, natch.

Anyone wishing to point and laugh at me, please do so via PM. Anyone wishing to be nice... the thread is all yours!

Hey! You dug up my old thread ! And as if I'd point and laugh at you.... you'd kill me. And with avatars as good as those, I could just sit and look all day.
Nice to see some more inmates for the other geriatric avatars.... they were all getting a bit grumpy without any fresh blood.
Still plenty of room for other retired Avatars.... and if you leave them here, you can always come back and retrieve them for use another day ( Ms sassy and MikeNorth.. biggrin)
Blimey umm I need to retire mine then over a year with same HimnHer yes it was boring wink But love the new one smile
Vix , Blue Silk and all the ladies :shock:
Lurvelly
Well I think - at long last - the 'Wiggin' ones can go into retirement........
well ive only the one old one and here it is
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well ive only the one old one and here it is

ohh its the famous bum :inlove:
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well ive only the one old one and here it is

As NN said... the famous arse avatar.. biggrin ( and I'd be surprised if you had more than one arse )
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well ive only the one old one and here it is

As NN said... the famous arse avatar.. biggrin ( and I'd be surprised if you had more than one arse )
Id look mighty funny if I had 2 :shock:
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well ive only the one old one and here it is

As NN said... the famous arse avatar.. biggrin ( and I'd be surprised if you had more than one arse )
Id look mighty funny if I had 2 :shock:
good for anal tho wink
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well ive only the one old one and here it is

As NN said... the famous arse avatar.. biggrin ( and I'd be surprised if you had more than one arse )
Id look mighty funny if I had 2 :shock:
good for anal tho wink
And the other for Sunday best??? dunno
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Blimey umm I need to retire mine then over a year with same HimnHer yes it was boring wink But love the new one smile
Vix , Blue Silk and all the ladies :shock:
Lurvelly

Well don't retire it yet, we're still trying to read the scales :shock: :grin:
Well here you go
Now in retirement... :cry:

there ya go ...have it, I'm done with the thing, never could get anyone to take me seriously with the damn thing staring outa the screen, ohhhh nooo! given me nothing but grief it has and there was me gonna get him tatooed on my right tit at one time, thank gawd I didn't, would have been the mark of the idiot for ever and a day.
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there ya go ...have it, I'm done with the thing, never could get anyone to take me seriously with the damn thing staring outa the screen, ohhhh nooo! given me nothing but grief it has and there was me gonna get him tatooed on my right tit at one time, thank gawd I didn't, would have been the mark of the idiot for ever and a day.

Awwwww I'll really miss that one!
Think I'll put mine in here, though Slim Pickens isn't quite finished yet as I've no idea what to replace him with.
Finally time to put this one to rest...

For all those who didn't get the very bad joke, it's a vat of tar. Avatoftar. Avatar... no? oh well...

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
brilliant!
meaty's gonna kill you! :fuckinghell:
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
brilliant!
meaty's gonna kill you! :fuckinghell:

It's absolutely cracking isn't it?
I'm just glad I hadn't taken a drink when I first saw it - otherwise i'd have been cleaning wine from my screen!
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Finally time to put this one to rest...

For all those who didn't get the very bad joke, it's a vat of tar. Avatoftar. Avatar... no? oh well...

I have often wondered wtf your avatar was about, and now feel a total pillock for not getting it... nice one. biggrin
As for this

Inspired.... sat and watched it for ages, laughing like a loon. though strangely there has been a couple of times I have read your posts tonight and thought I was reading an M2PU post...
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there ya go ...have it, I'm done with the thing, never could get anyone to take me seriously with the damn thing staring outa the screen, ohhhh nooo! given me nothing but grief it has and there was me gonna get him tatooed on my right tit at one time, thank gawd I didn't, would have been the mark of the idiot for ever and a day.

Awwwww I'll really miss that one!
Same here!
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there ya go ...have it, I'm done with the thing, never could get anyone to take me seriously with the damn thing staring outa the screen, ohhhh nooo! given me nothing but grief it has and there was me gonna get him tatooed on my right tit at one time, thank gawd I didn't, would have been the mark of the idiot for ever and a day.

Awwwww I'll really miss that one!
Same here!
awww alex, calista, thankyou, but there are times when things just need tucking away in that special memory shoe box up in the loft, alongside that special christmas card, the champagne cork, the Easter egg wrapper and that first used condom. He brought me a lot of fun wink
hugs and blah blahs as always
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Only just stopped laughing enough to put a comment... brillllllllllll cool