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The very first time I came...
Sex God
The very first time I came.......
.....first in a race, mum was really pleased and brought me a plastic Dinosaur as a reward
there you go is that the sort of thing.....? I just love these games!!
.....first in a race, mum was really pleased and brought me a plastic Dinosaur as a reward
there you go is that the sort of thing.....? I just love these games!!
Sex God
The very first time I came..............
...........second in a race, mum was still pleased and brought me another plastic dinosaur
(this meant that I had two dinosaurs)
Yep...... I think we are getting the hang of this..........
...........second in a race, mum was still pleased and brought me another plastic dinosaur
(this meant that I had two dinosaurs)
Yep...... I think we are getting the hang of this..........
Casanova
....... inside to a hot room when it was cold outside, my glasses steamed up !! :eeek:
Oooh what you say ?? Not right ?? Wrong answer ?? :doh:
Oh dear, I think I have got the wrong end of the stick again
" Nurse, NURSE my medication please !! " Time for a lie down I think ??
Dan
Oooh what you say ?? Not right ?? Wrong answer ?? :doh:
Oh dear, I think I have got the wrong end of the stick again
" Nurse, NURSE my medication please !! " Time for a lie down I think ??
Dan
Sex God
The very first time I came....
....across Swinging heaven I thought who the hell are these bunch of loonies!!!!
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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....across Swinging heaven I thought who the hell are these bunch of loonies!!!!
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Sex God
Quote by roger743
...I thought "blimey, I finally did it!" It was a solo moment; I was 21 at the time, and had been masturbating for 10 years.
Thats a seriously long tug Roger.........did no one come round to see why you hadn't been to school.
Sex God
mrs davej says she will tell you when it happens :shock:
Sex God
The first time I come........
...........last in a race, mum wasn't so pleased and took my dinosaurs away..........I think it scarred me.
...........last in a race, mum wasn't so pleased and took my dinosaurs away..........I think it scarred me.
Sex God
.......back round after a very drunken second date with someone i was desperately trying to impress, i discovered i was pissing on her ironing board. 
ops: :oops:
neil x x x x x x ;-)
ops: :oops:neil x x x x x x ;-)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
.......back round after a very drunken second date with someone i was desperately trying to impress, i discovered i was pissing on her ironing board.
neil x x x x x x ;-)
Works if your gonna press a pair of trousers immediately after.
Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
cheers DaveJ for your sage advice. i'll bear that in mind the next time!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: cheers DaveJ for your sage advice. i'll bear that in mind the next time!
n x x x x
the very first time i came was........
When i was in a bath at the age of about 12 or 13... i was just touching myself... then i found a certain motion felt nice. So i kept going and what was interesting was the slap glop slap glop slap glop sound... then i felt my legs go all funny and a shiver came over me.. again this felt good so i carried on going until i felt my cock really tense up!. and white stuff shot out the end!.. :shock:
Well that was it!.. when i got out of the bath i felt like the whole family knew what had just happened and what i had done!.. ..
Anyway.. that was it, ive never looked back since!. frequency or lack of is no longer a factor!. :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
Infact fuck it.. im off for a bath for old times sake!.
ha ha god that sounds like ive not had a bath since i was 12 or 13 dont it!!.. ha ha..
Magik
When i was in a bath at the age of about 12 or 13... i was just touching myself... then i found a certain motion felt nice. So i kept going and what was interesting was the slap glop slap glop slap glop sound... then i felt my legs go all funny and a shiver came over me.. again this felt good so i carried on going until i felt my cock really tense up!. and white stuff shot out the end!.. :shock:
Well that was it!.. when i got out of the bath i felt like the whole family knew what had just happened and what i had done!..
..Anyway.. that was it, ive never looked back since!. frequency or lack of is no longer a factor!. :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
Infact fuck it.. im off for a bath for old times sake!.
ha ha god that sounds like ive not had a bath since i was 12 or 13 dont it!!.. ha ha..
Magik
Orgasminator
today i wanted to come again and again and again and again, well you did ask, thats masturbation for you, good looking hand and all that.......
Sex God
........back, I knew I had been here but once before.
Sex God
.............up with the idea of trying to teach the dog to iron, I ended up with iron-burns all over the carpet.
Stupid bloody dog.
:evil: :evil: :evil:
Stupid bloody dog.
:evil: :evil: :evil: 
: Any minute now he will be getting the cat to answer the phone :? I do NOT want to talk to a pussy :!: 