Completely pointless in a way, but it may give an insight into how different people are. What do you have on your table right now that isn't part of your computer.
On my computer table at the moment are these things:
Half a cup of cold coffee, a green lighter, a mobile phone, a tobacco tin open and empty, a beer mat with scribbled email addy's on it, an almost full purple ashtray, a box of filters for roll up fags, a clock, two pens and a chewed pencil, a box of matches, a wrist-watch, my Royal Mail identity badge, a piece of notepaper with an hotel address in Leeds, another pen. and two 1p pieces....
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what have you got on your computer table???
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Two phones, diary, 13 cds (really must put those away), 2 cameras, chinese takeaway menu, moisturiser, batteries, pencil case, cigarettes, a lighter, ashtray, far too many post it notes to count, a bracelet, some type of swedish alcohol (mmm, might just have a taste), hairbands, pens, lipgloss, screwdriver.
:shock: I need a maid.
:shock: I need a maid.
Sex God
I have a pen, my diary and an empty plastic bottle that used to have milkshake in it. I am a man that needs little 
Shed loads of paperwork that hasn't been sorted yet, a piece of cardboard (from a packet of stockings!) that has MY mobile number on - I can never remember the darned thing - and a couple ad numbers (no I aint telling which ones ;) ), a purple ashtray also, various music cd's, a round cardboard tub containing various pens - some actually work - and a thin shopper-type note pad.
Also have a tv stood on the desk next to the screen so I perv at videos....
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Also have a tv stood on the desk next to the screen so I perv at videos....
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Orgasminator
I have... a desk tidy pen thing 
... 4 pens not in it :roll:
tweenies box.. essential to me :smoke:
2 lots of beads... half done by kids...
purse....
moblie phone...
house phone....
empty cup of coffee.....
ashtray...
packet of menthol fags to go in the tweenies box :giggle:
packet of normal fags and a blue lighter...
oh.. nail clippers...
countless pieces of paper with numbers addresses directions on them... :roll:
and thats all just what i can see from this position....
think i need to tidy up
ahh who cares anyway.... what does it say about me....
oh... just seen the savlon wound spray for when me nipps get sore ;)
... 4 pens not in it :roll:tweenies box.. essential to me :smoke:
2 lots of beads... half done by kids...
purse....
moblie phone...
house phone....
empty cup of coffee.....
ashtray...
packet of menthol fags to go in the tweenies box :giggle:
packet of normal fags and a blue lighter...
oh.. nail clippers...
countless pieces of paper with numbers addresses directions on them... :roll:
and thats all just what i can see from this position....
think i need to tidy up
ahh who cares anyway.... what does it say about me....
oh... just seen the savlon wound spray for when me nipps get sore ;)
Quote by da69ve
I like a clean computer desk i know very anal!.....all i have is the keyboard,slick ultra thin speakers and the mouse and and the moniter and it all looks very symetrical except for the mouse....perhaps i should get another mouse just for the other side of the keyboard! :shock:
Weirdo!
I have all my pens and stationary in a pile as i can't find a stationary holder anywhere in Manchester 
:?
6 birthday cards
A broken wireless mouse
My N.I. card
my g/f straighteners
My mobile
A screwdriver
Remote for my stereo which isn't even assembled
USB converters
Digital camera
Batteries
Old mobile
vaseline lip balm
iPod box
Deodarant
my g/f's hairbrush
my timesheet
and a pile of other crap.
:? 6 birthday cards
A broken wireless mouse
My N.I. card
my g/f straighteners
My mobile
A screwdriver
Remote for my stereo which isn't even assembled
USB converters
Digital camera
Batteries
Old mobile
vaseline lip balm
iPod box
Deodarant
my g/f's hairbrush
my timesheet
and a pile of other crap.
Sex God
I don't have such a thing :cry:
Laptop sit on the sofa next to me, or on my lap, cam balances on the top of the osfa or screen of lap top
bottle of drink on floor
Laptop sit on the sofa next to me, or on my lap, cam balances on the top of the osfa or screen of lap top
bottle of drink on floor
Quote by bigDewi69
I have all my pens and stationary in a pile as i can't find a stationary holder anywhere in Manchester
6 birthday cards
A broken wireless mouse
My N.I. card
my g/f straighteners
My mobile
A screwdriver
Remote for my stereo which isn't even assembled
USB converters
Digital camera
Batteries
Old mobile
vaseline lip balm
iPod box
Deodarant
my g/f's hairbrush
my timesheet
and a pile of other crap.
Ahhhhhh!!!!!.......too untidy!!
User ID card for internet banking.
Till receipts.
Bank statement.
Post it note for a dental appointment I had 2 weeks ago.
Doncaster hotel details.
Household insurance leaflet.
2 emery boards.
A watch.
A pair of glasses.
An old two shilling piece.
Tobacco, papers and filters.
Half a glass of wine and soda.
A piece of kitchen paper that was used to catch the drips of the peach I've just eaten.
AA instructions to a Manchester hotel, that I didn't need in the end.
And because I'm a slovenly bitch, 4/5 weeks worth of dust!
Thanks postie, think it's time I tidied up. :mrgreen:
Till receipts.
Bank statement.
Post it note for a dental appointment I had 2 weeks ago.
Doncaster hotel details.
Household insurance leaflet.
2 emery boards.
A watch.
A pair of glasses.
An old two shilling piece.
Tobacco, papers and filters.
Half a glass of wine and soda.
A piece of kitchen paper that was used to catch the drips of the peach I've just eaten.
AA instructions to a Manchester hotel, that I didn't need in the end.
And because I'm a slovenly bitch, 4/5 weeks worth of dust!
Thanks postie, think it's time I tidied up. :mrgreen:
OK, right now I have...
2 mini wrenches
various AA batteries
USB - PS/2 converters
Socket set
Flat keys
2 mugs
a power adapter for a Cybiko PDA
various CDs
A stack of DVD-Rs
2 PIII processors
Games, games and more games
A can of Mr. Sheen
A plush Firefox toy
A radiator bleed key
Motherboard stand-offs
A yellow highlighter
A can of 3-1n-1 oil
A size 1 Philips screwdriver
A CD marker
EDIT: I missed out:
A sanding block
A CPU heatsink
2 mini wrenches
various AA batteries
USB - PS/2 converters
Socket set
Flat keys
2 mugs
a power adapter for a Cybiko PDA
various CDs
A stack of DVD-Rs
2 PIII processors
Games, games and more games
A can of Mr. Sheen
A plush Firefox toy
A radiator bleed key
Motherboard stand-offs
A yellow highlighter
A can of 3-1n-1 oil
A size 1 Philips screwdriver
A CD marker
EDIT: I missed out:
A sanding block
A CPU heatsink
Printer, monitor and speakers..........
It goes downhill from here
My daughter's hair dye
4 CD spools
Empty baccy packet and two empty cigarette packets
Empty packet of monster munch
Spare Change
Empty coffee cup which is not sitting on the coaster
Filled ashtry
Plate used as ashtray
Rizlas
Cig butts which didn't make the ashtray
Bottle of rose with one glass worth left, containing two dead flies
One glass of rose unfinished containing one dead fly
Wage slip
Pen
Nit comb (the kid's school is infested)
Cover stick
Cassette tape (yello)
Goth choker
School letter
Remote control
lighter
sunglasses
bugger me I found another cig packet............this is interesting, I'M GOING IN. :shock:
If I don't post in the next half hour, please send for a seach party
/wonders if alcohol can sterilise dead flies cos she's not done drinking..........
Venusxxx
It goes downhill from here
My daughter's hair dye
4 CD spools
Empty baccy packet and two empty cigarette packets
Empty packet of monster munch
Spare Change
Empty coffee cup which is not sitting on the coaster
Filled ashtry
Plate used as ashtray
Rizlas
Cig butts which didn't make the ashtray
Bottle of rose with one glass worth left, containing two dead flies
One glass of rose unfinished containing one dead fly
Wage slip
Pen
Nit comb (the kid's school is infested)
Cover stick
Cassette tape (yello)
Goth choker
School letter
Remote control
lighter
sunglasses
bugger me I found another cig packet............this is interesting, I'M GOING IN. :shock:
If I don't post in the next half hour, please send for a seach party
/wonders if alcohol can sterilise dead flies cos she's not done drinking..........
Venusxxx
Oh God where to start :shock:
In no particular order:-
A TV
A NTL box
4 speakers
A zippo fuel machine
a bottle of water
A tube of glue
A pepper grinder
A glass of orange
A bottle of water
2 ash trays
5 lighters
A wallet
Some loose change
3 mobile phones
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
6 pens
3 hair bobbles
A toilet roll
A roll of Kitchen paper
A pair of scissors
Whiskers pockets
Whiskers kitbits
Top of a lipstick
2 gyroscopes
A leprachaun
A dude
2 pieces of coal
A special thing
4 packets of cigarettes
A CD player
A pipe
A bangle
A necklace
A bracelet
A teddy bear
Guiness goal posts and rugby ball
3 bottles of lighter fluid
A bottle of curly cherry body lotion
A packet of tobacco
A bottle of soy sauce
18 CDs
5 PC games
A bottle of tabasco
2 watches
A pocket ashtray
A wooden deer
A wooden dude
A wooden box
A bottle opener/corkscrew
A watch
A Rasp
5 letters
A shift pattern
A fairy
An empty bottle of Stella
Paperwork for Oasis concert
3 books
A guide to Prague
2 jewellery boxes
A camera
Well you did ask :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
In no particular order:-
A TV
A NTL box
4 speakers
A zippo fuel machine
a bottle of water
A tube of glue
A pepper grinder
A glass of orange
A bottle of water
2 ash trays
5 lighters
A wallet
Some loose change
3 mobile phones
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
6 pens
3 hair bobbles
A toilet roll
A roll of Kitchen paper
A pair of scissors
Whiskers pockets
Whiskers kitbits
Top of a lipstick
2 gyroscopes
A leprachaun
A dude
2 pieces of coal
A special thing
4 packets of cigarettes
A CD player
A pipe
A bangle
A necklace
A bracelet
A teddy bear
Guiness goal posts and rugby ball
3 bottles of lighter fluid
A bottle of curly cherry body lotion
A packet of tobacco
A bottle of soy sauce
18 CDs
5 PC games
A bottle of tabasco
2 watches
A pocket ashtray
A wooden deer
A wooden dude
A wooden box
A bottle opener/corkscrew
A watch
A Rasp
5 letters
A shift pattern
A fairy
An empty bottle of Stella
Paperwork for Oasis concert
3 books
A guide to Prague
2 jewellery boxes
A camera
Well you did ask
:lol: :lol: Jas
XXX
Orgasminator
On radio connected pc at mo, so 1 icom 72, 1 icom 725 in bits, 1 icom at 500 tuner, 1 icom ic2kl linear, 1 icom ps2 power supply, 1 mfj atu, 1 icom 70s multimode, various manuals, bits of rg 58, solderring iron, tools and a scope
Quote by Jas-Tim
Oh God where to start :shock:
In no particular order:-
A TV
A NTL box
4 speakers
A zippo fuel machine
a bottle of water
A tube of glue
A pepper grinder
A glass of orange
A bottle of water
2 ash trays
5 lighters
A wallet
Some loose change
3 mobile phones
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
6 pens
3 hair bobbles
A toilet roll
A roll of Kitchen paper
A pair of scissors
Whiskers pockets
Whiskers kitbits
Top of a lipstick
2 gyroscopes
A leprachaun
A dude
2 pieces of coal
A special thing
4 packets of cigarettes
A CD player
A pipe
A bangle
A necklace
A bracelet
A teddy bear
Guiness goal posts and rugby ball
3 bottles of lighter fluid
A bottle of curly cherry body lotion
A packet of tobacco
A bottle of soy sauce
18 CDs
5 PC games
A bottle of tabasco
2 watches
A pocket ashtray
A wooden deer
A wooden dude
A wooden box
A bottle opener/corkscrew
A watch
A Rasp
5 letters
A shift pattern
A fairy
An empty bottle of Stella
Paperwork for Oasis concert
3 books
A guide to Prague
2 jewellery boxes
A camera
Well you did ask
Jas
XXX
She talks more than me, and I do believe she is messier.
There is hope for me yet! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Half full family bag of Minstrels
Bottle Opener!!!! :cheers:
pen / pencil
Quizmail questions (ALL 150 of them!!!)
Empty Purse :upset:
Bearma Sutra Ornament (still in box as too rude for daughter to see :crazy:
Digital camera
A Paper Heart made by my daughter :love:
Not as bad as some of you lot, mind you the bin beside me is full of bottles and rubbish!!!!!
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Bottle Opener!!!! :cheers:
pen / pencil
Quizmail questions (ALL 150 of them!!!)
Empty Purse :upset:
Bearma Sutra Ornament (still in box as too rude for daughter to see :crazy:
Digital camera
A Paper Heart made by my daughter :love:
Not as bad as some of you lot, mind you the bin beside me is full of bottles and rubbish!!!!!
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Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Oh God where to start :shock:
In no particular order:-
A TV
A NTL box
4 speakers
A zippo fuel machine
a bottle of water
A tube of glue
A pepper grinder
A glass of orange
A bottle of water
2 ash trays
5 lighters
A wallet
Some loose change
3 mobile phones
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
6 pens
3 hair bobbles
A toilet roll
A roll of Kitchen paper
A pair of scissors
Whiskers pockets
Whiskers kitbits
Top of a lipstick
2 gyroscopes
A leprachaun
A dude
2 pieces of coal
A special thing
4 packets of cigarettes
A CD player
A pipe
A bangle
A necklace
A bracelet
A teddy bear
Guiness goal posts and rugby ball
3 bottles of lighter fluid
A bottle of curly cherry body lotion
A packet of tobacco
A bottle of soy sauce
18 CDs
5 PC games
A bottle of tabasco
2 watches
A pocket ashtray
A wooden deer
A wooden dude
A wooden box
A bottle opener/corkscrew
A watch
A Rasp
5 letters
A shift pattern
A fairy
An empty bottle of Stella
Paperwork for Oasis concert
3 books
A guide to Prague
2 jewellery boxes
A camera
Well you did ask
Jas
XXX
OMG :shock:
deary me NO!!
I really must tidy my desk now. Ok, I have -
-a table lamp that isn't plugged in
-a printer/scanner/copier that is only used to copy stuff cos it's not compatible with my Mac
-a printer which IS compatible with my MAc
-a battery operated hole puncher
a box with odd photos in
-my box of disposable contact lenses
-a wire of some description
-my mooncup in a cotton bag
-a clear plastic bag with badges in it
-a bag with pre-packed sterile cotton wools
-home phone
-FCUK body gloss
-cuticle oil pen
-more body gloss
-a laminated card with instuctions on how to resuscitate
-a plate with a chocolate muffin case in it
-my cat (!!!!!)
-lubricant !!! (which is dead hilarious considering I have absolutely no sex life at the moment)
makes you shudder, doesn't it? :? :?
I really must tidy my desk now. Ok, I have -
-a table lamp that isn't plugged in
-a printer/scanner/copier that is only used to copy stuff cos it's not compatible with my Mac
-a printer which IS compatible with my MAc
-a battery operated hole puncher
a box with odd photos in
-my box of disposable contact lenses
-a wire of some description
-my mooncup in a cotton bag
-a clear plastic bag with badges in it
-a bag with pre-packed sterile cotton wools
-home phone
-FCUK body gloss
-cuticle oil pen
-more body gloss
-a laminated card with instuctions on how to resuscitate
-a plate with a chocolate muffin case in it
-my cat (!!!!!)
-lubricant !!! (which is dead hilarious considering I have absolutely no sex life at the moment)
makes you shudder, doesn't it?
:? :? 
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Oh God where to start :shock:
In no particular order:-
A TV
A NTL box
4 speakers
A zippo fuel machine
a bottle of water
A tube of glue
A pepper grinder
A glass of orange
A bottle of water
2 ash trays
5 lighters
A wallet
Some loose change
3 mobile phones
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
6 pens
3 hair bobbles
A toilet roll
A roll of Kitchen paper
A pair of scissors
Whiskers pockets
Whiskers kitbits
Top of a lipstick
2 gyroscopes
A leprachaun
A dude
2 pieces of coal
A special thing
4 packets of cigarettes
A CD player
A pipe
A bangle
A necklace
A bracelet
A teddy bear
Guiness goal posts and rugby ball
3 bottles of lighter fluid
A bottle of curly cherry body lotion
A packet of tobacco
A bottle of soy sauce
18 CDs
5 PC games
A bottle of tabasco
2 watches
A pocket ashtray
A wooden deer
A wooden dude
A wooden box
A bottle opener/corkscrew
A watch
A Rasp
5 letters
A shift pattern
A fairy
An empty bottle of Stella
Paperwork for Oasis concert
3 books
A guide to Prague
2 jewellery boxes
A camera
Well you did ask
Jas
XXX
:shock: you ever thought about getting a skip!....how bloody big is your computer desk :shock:
Sex God
Same as Sarah, use a laptop so the only thing on top of that is the stick outa the 'knobbly bobbly' lolly I've just scoffed.
Sex God
Small notepad
Pen
Pad of post-it notes
A CD
Printout of my hotel booking confirmation for the Notts munch
Bottle of diet coke
Webcam
Book of screenplay of Monty Python's Life Of Brian (ready for next Python quote thread)
That's it! I don't like clutter either.
Mike.
Pen
Pad of post-it notes
A CD
Printout of my hotel booking confirmation for the Notts munch
Bottle of diet coke
Webcam
Book of screenplay of Monty Python's Life Of Brian (ready for next Python quote thread)
That's it! I don't like clutter either.
Mike.
Quote by Jas-Tim
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
:shock: :shock: :shock:
A leprachaun
Thought he'd been quiet
A dude <--------- Jas, this is illegal, let these poor people go.
2 pieces of coal
:shock: :shock: :shock:
A special thing <----- oh dear.....
A fairy <------ I'm not even going to go there :scared:
Venusxxx
