What's your household chore nightmare?
For me, it has to be cleaning my bathroom. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind cleaning anything. But with tiles painted with non tile paint, some of them tiled on top of, a bath that has tile adhesive or summat stuck to it and a toilet I won't even try to describe :scared:, I loathe it with a passion. No matter what cleaning products I use, or how much effort I put in, it never sparkles. I hate it!
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What household chore do you dislike most?
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Ironing.
I hate it.
In fact, it is crossing my mind right now to start playing on the whole Domme impression folk think I project and stick an ad up for a male sub who can iron. Seriously, I could easily trade favours its really no biggie!
My ironing sits in an ever-growing mountain, stuff gets ironed as I need it, the rest stays in the pile, it then makes everything else look really untidy and does my nut in but still cant bare to stand for hours on end to sort it when a few days later the pile starts growing again
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I hate it.
In fact, it is crossing my mind right now to start playing on the whole Domme impression folk think I project and stick an ad up for a male sub who can iron. Seriously, I could easily trade favours its really no biggie!
My ironing sits in an ever-growing mountain, stuff gets ironed as I need it, the rest stays in the pile, it then makes everything else look really untidy and does my nut in but still cant bare to stand for hours on end to sort it when a few days later the pile starts growing again
sub applications by pm accepted.
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Having to nag Stormy to do everything! Gets right on my tits!!! 
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All of them.
I could leave it at that and have answered the OP to a satisfactory standard. But I know you want my usual A* response, don't you?
Ironing - never do it
Cooking - never do it... Ok, I'm doing that bean, egg, cheese thing in a bit, but I'm having to lie down for the morning to prepare the spoons
Hettying - OK, don't mind. I do the kitchen most days, the living room twice a week and I pay my son to do the upstairs when he needs money
Dusting - don't mind but would rather pay my son, he quite likes it, he does it every 2-3 weeks, whole house
Cleaning windows - do this once a year. Done it this year. Sorted.
Gardening - not allowed. Someone does the lawn for me, kindly, and I buy him pizza or an Indian in payment
Picking dog poo off the lawn. No one will do this for me. It's ok, I don't mind. Do it once a day
Empty cat litter trays - the dogs eat the poo out of them, I just empty out the litter when they smell & replace. Seems ok
Cleaning bathroom - pay son - he does a good job, though he will not do the bog so I just pour bleach down it. It looks clean
Load & unload disher - fine, I do that twice a week
Washing - I do that once a week, fine... quite like pegging out actually, it seems so wonderfully retro
I think that's all my jobs. Don't know what folk moan about really.
I could leave it at that and have answered the OP to a satisfactory standard. But I know you want my usual A* response, don't you?
Ironing - never do it
Cooking - never do it... Ok, I'm doing that bean, egg, cheese thing in a bit, but I'm having to lie down for the morning to prepare the spoons
Hettying - OK, don't mind. I do the kitchen most days, the living room twice a week and I pay my son to do the upstairs when he needs money
Dusting - don't mind but would rather pay my son, he quite likes it, he does it every 2-3 weeks, whole house
Cleaning windows - do this once a year. Done it this year. Sorted.
Gardening - not allowed. Someone does the lawn for me, kindly, and I buy him pizza or an Indian in payment
Picking dog poo off the lawn. No one will do this for me. It's ok, I don't mind. Do it once a day
Empty cat litter trays - the dogs eat the poo out of them, I just empty out the litter when they smell & replace. Seems ok
Cleaning bathroom - pay son - he does a good job, though he will not do the bog so I just pour bleach down it. It looks clean
Load & unload disher - fine, I do that twice a week
Washing - I do that once a week, fine... quite like pegging out actually, it seems so wonderfully retro
I think that's all my jobs. Don't know what folk moan about really.
Quote by bluexxx
Washing - I do that once a week, fine... quite like pegging out actually, it seems so wonderfully retro
It is, isn't it! I went through a phase of loving retro, I have a Cath Kidston peg pinny for this very purpose
pegging washing out = is worth it for results of the fresh clean bed linen smell. Totally.
that's as domestic as I get though :lol:
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Quote by Darkfire
Having to nag Stormy to do everything! Gets right on my tits!!!
send him over to me for ....training :twisted:
Stormy, fancy making beautiful Firelizard have to nag you! *tuts*You don't know how funny that is Dark
While we've been away I've discovered a whole other side to Stormy that was always there but I hadn't grasped his really rather large hints 
I always did say I was shit at signs :giggle: I could send him over but I don't think it's ironing that would get "done" :evil2:
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Quote by Darkfire
Washing - I do that once a week, fine... quite like pegging out actually, it seems so wonderfully retro
It is, isn't it! I went through a phase of loving retro, I have a Cath Kidston peg pinnyfor this very purpose
pegging washing out = is worth it for results of the fresh clean bed linen smell. Totally.
that's as domestic as I get though :lol:
:blink:
:rotflmao::rotflmao: 
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Blue, what's 'hettying'?
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Quote by Freckledbird
Blue, what's.'hettying'?
Vacuuming with the pink version of the "Henry" vacuum cleaner.
Hetty was a fiver cheaper than Henry when I bought her, for the same internal spec, and is much prettier
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Quote by bluexxx
Blue, what's.'hettying'?
Vacuuming with the pink version of the "Henry" vacuum cleaner.
Hetty was a fiver cheaper than Henry when I bought her, for the same internal spec, and is much prettier
Ah, Ok
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Quote by bluexxx
Blue, what's.'hettying'?
Vacuuming with the pink version of the "Henry" vacuum cleaner.
Hetty was a fiver cheaper than Henry when I bought her, for the same internal spec, and is much prettier
Ah now see! this might sort out your subconcious leanings ....there may be a subliminal message in there somewhere telling you how you like your suction
there's no end to my psychological talents :grin: 
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I can't stand washing up
Quote by bluexxx
Empty cat litter trays - the dogs eat the poo out of them, I just empty out the litter when they smell & replace. Seems ok
this made me laugh soooo much!!!
i dont mind ironing if i have something to watch in fact i quite enjoy it
i love cooking
i dont really hate any household chore i just cant be arsed most of the time lol and no fooker sees it but me so whats the point
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Ironing.
I hate it. :sad:
I hate it. :sad:
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I thought of another chore, and I really do hate this one....
Changing my duvet cover.... :eeek:
It's like a form of torture, designed to give me a bad headache. And it so does.
I do it rarely, and only when I know my dust allergy is getting bad.
Changing my duvet cover.... :eeek:
It's like a form of torture, designed to give me a bad headache. And it so does.
I do it rarely, and only when I know my dust allergy is getting bad.
Quote by bluexxx
I thought of another chore, and I really do hate this one....
Changing my duvet cover.... :eeek:
It's like a form of torture, designed to give me a bad headache. And it so does.
I do it rarely, and only when I know my dust allergy is getting bad.
Yep, that one's a bit of a bastard. Not so bad at the moment with a summer weight duvet, but definitely not looking forward to the colder weather and the heavy one. That'll be a right pain in the arse.
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I loathe cleaning up other people's urine. REALLY REALLY HATE IT! Splashes on the toilet seat or rim will get me stomping round the house muttering death threats. The state of the carpet in the downstairs toilet has me despairing.
Just saying.
Other than that I hate ironing, can't see any point in it apart from a few, very few, cotton shirts for interviews and funerals. I'm not even sure exactly where my iron is - and any water in it will have evaporated to a crusty patch long ago. Seriously - can't see the point.
Just saying.
Other than that I hate ironing, can't see any point in it apart from a few, very few, cotton shirts for interviews and funerals. I'm not even sure exactly where my iron is - and any water in it will have evaporated to a crusty patch long ago. Seriously - can't see the point.
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Quote by SinSi
Mine must be washing up, normally run out of plates or bowls before I force myself into doing some!
I won't mention ironing
I have a dishwasher. In fact, I fought for custody of it in the divorce.
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Quote by Darkfire
Ironing.
I hate it.
In fact, it is crossing my mind right now to start playing on the whole Domme impression folk think I project and stick an ad up for a male sub who can iron. Seriously, I could easily trade favours its really no biggie!
My ironing sits in an ever-growing mountain, stuff gets ironed as I need it, the rest stays in the pile, it then makes everything else look really untidy and does my nut in but still cant bare to stand for hours on end to sort it when a few days later the pile starts growing again
sub applications by pm accepted.
Funny, isn't it? Ironing always used to be looked on as 'womens work', which may be why they hate it so much!
I've always done my own ironing and really don't mind it at all, although Sarah may say different as I never iron everything that needs ironing and still leave a pile!
As I'm in a 'uniformed' job I always iron that myself - a throwback to my early Army days of looking after myself - I even have a separate iron to Sarah! :lol:
Give me a shout if you're really stuck, Darkie. If you make me a reasonable offer I may sort you out! :twisted: :grin:
Mal
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I think I hate them all in equal measure. Life is too short to spend time cleaning.
Although I think I'm probably better at it than Blue! :haha:
My Mum still washes my bedding for me. I am 40 and I take my sheets home to my Mum. Well I don't if they're that sort of manky! She can hang them out in the garden and the added bonus is that she irons them too. I think she likes it. I'm not checking just in case.
Hair out of the plughole has to be the absolute worst though. *vomits*
Although I think I'm probably better at it than Blue! :haha:
My Mum still washes my bedding for me. I am 40 and I take my sheets home to my Mum. Well I don't if they're that sort of manky!
She can hang them out in the garden and the added bonus is that she irons them too. I think she likes it. I'm not checking just in case. Hair out of the plughole has to be the absolute worst though. *vomits*
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Quote by Dirtygirly
I think I hate them all in equal measure. Life is too short to spend time cleaning.
:thumbup: This is kinda how I feel. I'd like to earn more & be able to afford a cleaner.
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Although I think I'm probably better at it than Blue! :haha:
:-o
What do you mean? I'm great at it, I just choose not to do much of it :haha:
I once did some cleaning of a lecture theatre at work and my colleagues were impressed by my attention to detail. We didn't have any tools, it was an off the cuff idea, so we did it with our fingers. I picked up all sorts of the floor that they completely missed. I even found a set of rather long finger nails - five nails all off the same hand. I searched and searched but perhaps fortunately, didn't find the rest of the student.
Since then I have been known by those who were there on the day as "CSI"
:smug:
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Quote by bluexxx
Although I think I'm probably better at it than Blue! :haha:
:-o
What do you mean? I'm great at it, I just choose not to do much of it :haha:
I once did some cleaning of a lecture theatre at work and my colleagues were impressed by my attention to detail. We didn't have any tools, it was an off the cuff idea, so we did it with our fingers. I picked up all sorts of the floor that they completely missed. I even found a set of rather long finger nails - five nails all off the same hand. I searched and searched but perhaps fortunately, didn't find the rest of the student.
Since then I have been known by those who were there on the day as "CSI"
:smug:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: That's also disgusting! Is this your new sport? Grossing me out?! :haha:
