What is the best way to measure intelligence?

29 Sep 2010

Quote by Dave__Notts

Then the really intelligent who then buy it
Dave_Notts

If your not from the area, would one know dunno

It`s the big flat bit next to the river !! lol

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People need to stop blaming others and take responsibility for their actions. If I was going to make a large investment then I would look at the area and get an Environment Agency flood report. Thats because I am smart :smug:
And then buy a house 30 yards from the fecking River Trent :doh:
Dave_Notts
Not always as obvious as that though is it, I know of houses that are built in a field over a pound I used to play in as a child, only people who grew up in that area would know that kind of information. One should be able to trust planning departments
In the same village I know of houses that will flood about every 50 years or so, they are not on a flood plain, only local knowledge will inform them of such things.
There are many more ways to get flooded, Surface water flooding which occurs when heavy rainfall overwhelms the drainage capacity of the local area. It is difficult to predict and pinpoint
Groundwater flooding that occurs when water levels in the ground rise above surface levels.
Sometimes only local knowledge will do, and official flood maps can let you down

29 Sep 2010

Quote by awayman
And then buy a house 30 yards from the fecking River Trent :doh:
Dave_Notts

If I didn't get one I'd sue my conveyancing solicitor, said the man who lives in a house that's next to the sea and below sea level
Is there a pattern emerging here?

9 Oct 2010

Here's a simple way of measuring it.
Devise a test comrising of say 1000 questions, some academic, some general knowlege, some common sense and some problem solving. A good equal mix.
Then put a few people into separate sealed glass boxes with so much water and limited air. Then ask them all the questions. If they get it right nothing happens, get it wrong, they get more water.
Then you can measure their intelligence by who dies fastest! :thumbup:
Obviously the question master is the most intelligent cos she aint in a glass box... innocent

9 Oct 2010

We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

9 Oct 2010

Quote by Dave__Notts
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Can I not drown them all first?
Do you mean from now on or everyone in total?
*bends over and puts neck on the block*

9 Oct 2010

Quote by Dave__Notts
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?

9 Oct 2010

Quote by Theladyisaminx
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?
Nah... it's directly proportional to the size of their dicks :grin:

9 Oct 2010

Quote by GnV
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?
Nah... it's directly proportional to the size of their dicks :grin:
So thats where you keep your brains then?
Dickhead
:giggle: bolt

9 Oct 2010

Quote by Theladyisaminx
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?
And is the size of the brain relative to the intelligence? All Dave's going to know is who has the heaviest. But the jars on the mantelpeice should look good! lol

I like my method better haha!

9 Oct 2010

Quote by vampanya
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?
And is the size of the brain relative to the intelligence? All Dave's going to know is who has the heaviest. But the jars on the mantelpeice should look good! lol

I like my method better haha!
Men have bigger heads, but that proves nothing about the contents inside as we know women are far more intelligent :P :lol:

9 Oct 2010

Quote by Theladyisaminx
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?
Nah... it's directly proportional to the size of their dicks :grin:
So thats where you keep your brains then?
Dickhead
:giggle: bolt

More like, that as girlies don't have dicks, they don't have brains......
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just as well I have already eaten my brekkie, as V would be making me wear it otherwise pmsl

9 Oct 2010

There's a shit load of bolt

ing today is there not? hahaha!
:bolt:

9 Oct 2010

Short bolting is a term frequently used to describe the situation when a bolt is installed and the thread does not fully protrude through the nut.
Read about it

9 Oct 2010

Quote by vampanya
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?
And is the size of the brain relative to the intelligence? All Dave's going to know is who has the heaviest. But the jars on the mantelpeice should look good! lol

I like my method better haha!
Its the heads on the spikes that will make a talking point at dinner :lol:
Dave_Notts

9 Oct 2010

Quote by Dave__Notts
We'll sort this once and for all. Everyone who contributes to this thread, I will cut their head off and weigh their brain. Whoseever is the heaviest I will declare the winner.
Sorted :thumbup:
Dave_Notts

Do bigger heads have bigger brains then?
And is the size of the brain relative to the intelligence? All Dave's going to know is who has the heaviest. But the jars on the mantelpeice should look good! lol

I like my method better haha!
Its the heads on the spikes that will make a talking point at dinner :lol:
Dave_Notts
If their are all only heads around your table, I think you will be left talking to yourself, so nothing changes there then.

9 Oct 2010

Quote by vampanya
There's a shit load of ing today is there not? hahaha!
:bolt:

errmm
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9 Oct 2010

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