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I want to corrupt people lol
They're currently cowering in the extensive gardens of SH Towers ...... they're hiding.......... but guess what.... I'M COMING READY OR NOT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
They're currently cowering in the extensive gardens of SH Towers ...... they're hiding.......... but guess what.... I'M COMING READY OR NOT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Just had a vision of blue with a 12 inch black double ender wielding it above her head.........with the most evil smile........
Quote by MikeC
They're currently cowering in the extensive gardens of SH Towers ...... they're hiding.......... but guess what.... I'M COMING READY OR NOT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Just had a vision of blue with a 12 inch black double ender wielding it above her head.........with the most evil smile........
Vision of the shining with the said double ender. "Here's Johnny" as blue proceeds to smash somebodies back doors in.
Quote by mattmoleman
They're currently cowering in the extensive gardens of SH Towers ...... they're hiding.......... but guess what.... I'M COMING READY OR NOT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Just had a vision of blue with a 12 inch black double ender wielding it above her head.........with the most evil smile........
Vision of the shining with the said double ender. "Here's Johnny" as blue proceeds to smash somebodies back doors in.
I see her more as ripping someone's arm out its socket, slapping the back if their head until they spit on their disembodied fingers, then bending them over to be fisted with their own limb..........I can see why she doesn't meet anyone now :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
They're currently cowering in the extensive gardens of SH Towers ...... they're hiding.......... but guess what.... I'M COMING READY OR NOT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Just had a vision of blue with a 12 inch black double ender wielding it above her head.........with the most evil smile........
Vision of the shining with the said double ender. "Here's Johnny" as blue proceeds to smash somebodies back doors in.
I see her more as ripping someone's arm out its socket, slapping the back if their head until they spit on their disembodied fingers, then bending them over to be fisted with their own limb..........I can see why she doesn't meet anyone now :giggle:
Some excellent ideas there... Thanks!
How long before you stop being a newbie?
Quote by M1ssVery
How long before you stop being a newbie?

I've been here since 2006 but have never had the pleasure :shock: of meeting bluexxx, so I reckon that still makes me a noob. lol
Quote by M1ssVery
How long before you stop being a newbie?

5 years lol smile
Quote by MikeC
How long before you stop being a newbie?

5 years lol smile
or until you meet me....
Quote by MikeC
How long before you stop being a newbie?

5 years lol smile
or until you meet me....
10 out of 10 for effort Mike
Quote by MikeC
How long before you stop being a newbie?

5 years lol smile
or until you meet me....
Then you wish you were still a noob lol
Keep working on it MikeC lol :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
How long before you stop being a newbie?

5 years lol smile
or until you meet me....
Then you wish you were still a noob lol
tbh meaty compared to some people here i am a noob :)
I'm new-ish - just a few miles on the clock. Bodywork taking a bit of a battering and a few mental scars, but nothing that can't be concealed with a bit of imagination and/or gaffa tape.
I`ve been here before, this is me second as it were wave
I have to say I am loving all the old threads that you guys have thrown up, plus all the great banter that is still there between you all :happy:
:welcome:
I've been a member since 2004 but still feel like a newbie wink
Quote by M1ssVery
How long before you stop being a newbie?

Apparently you have to shag a mod. hump
Hey, I don't make the rules.... I just enforce them. innocent
;)
:laughabove:
At Cubes.....
They're scared.
:twisted:
Too busy having fun in the chatrooms to come here...
Quote by Rogue_Trader
Too busy having fun in the chatrooms to come here...

Gotta say the Pool last night had me chucking to myself on quite a few occasions, but then I am not too shy and just jump in on the conversation, that way you don't stay a newbie for long
Quote by sandybeach1
Too busy having fun in the chatrooms to come here...

Gotta say the Pool last night had me chucking to myself on quite a few occasions, but then I am not too shy and just jump in on the conversation, that way you don't stay a newbie for long
:thumbup:
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Am I a newbie

Yup you are! wink
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Am I a newbie

WARWICK !!!!!!!!!
Found your marbles yet?