Sexlightened
both r good value been with both madrid for 2 return 42 pound that cant be beat with ryanair
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Ryanair/Easyjet
Both cheap and cheerful - if you're only doing 2-3 hr flight no problem. These are my tips:
1, Take your ipod with some noise cancelling headphones as you're often surrounded by some loudmouth nobheads - especially if going to Spain.
2, Ryan Air has the most garish bright yellow colour in the cabin, so wear your sunglasses all flight to prevent headache.
3, Ryan Air do have a few sexy hostesses, I think there is a nude calendar of them somewhere, so I always sit in the aisle seat and perv them going up and down the catwalk - makes the time go by and often they like a chat. To get the aisle seat, make sure you get on late as this this gives you the opportunity to have a gander at the best option to sit next to or more importantly who not to!
4, Always book early for the best price, just leaving it 12 hours can sometimes cost you a lot of money. Get booked asap, and even watch for when the new flights are released on sale.
5, The food is crap, so always go in the M & S simply food and get what you need before you board.
6, If it all gets too much close your eyes, turn up your ipod, and think what you'll buy with the money you're saving.
1, Take your ipod with some noise cancelling headphones as you're often surrounded by some loudmouth nobheads - especially if going to Spain.
2, Ryan Air has the most garish bright yellow colour in the cabin, so wear your sunglasses all flight to prevent headache.
3, Ryan Air do have a few sexy hostesses, I think there is a nude calendar of them somewhere, so I always sit in the aisle seat and perv them going up and down the catwalk - makes the time go by and often they like a chat. To get the aisle seat, make sure you get on late as this this gives you the opportunity to have a gander at the best option to sit next to or more importantly who not to!
4, Always book early for the best price, just leaving it 12 hours can sometimes cost you a lot of money. Get booked asap, and even watch for when the new flights are released on sale.
5, The food is crap, so always go in the M & S simply food and get what you need before you board.
6, If it all gets too much close your eyes, turn up your ipod, and think what you'll buy with the money you're saving.
