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31 May 2005

Quote by bluetvr
maybe it's just me, but i can't face a really big one, double entendre intentional. in my experience, men with big cocks think that if they just bash away for long enough something's bound to happen, and sadly that ain't true. plus some of us are delicate, i know i am. i want to feel fucked, not like i've been to a gynocologist.

That's why they come (cum) in different sizes.
One thing gets me: A lot of people are saying that women aren't interested in size and it is a schoolgirl outlook and so on. Tell me why then, the couples and single womens ads are full of requests for 9" or don't bother replying?
Our ad doesent mention the size of cock we want, its not the size that matters.
has long has we all get pleasure and give pleasure to each other then im happy with any size. wink

31 May 2005

is it big??? it depnds who you compare it to???? a gnomes knob then i suppose it kinda is alright ............. or a donkeys cock?................ well then yours is shit small biggrin

1 Jun 2005

Quote by alan_acomb
I like to stick my oar in now and again so here goes:
Recent extract from an ad:
Guy wanted must be vwe and at least 9" and thick.
Were they talking about the guy or his prick I wonder??

I wouldn't go sticking your oar in. That will make EVERYONES seem small!
I think it's all tosh. I am not WE unfortunately but pretty averagel. I have read time and time again that people over about 6" are in the small minority.
I posted a thread once asking why men shouldn't ask for ladies with small pussies. Can't remember the outcome now cos I'm a wee bit drunk! I'm sure I had a point.....
I can agree with John of Katie n John about seeing his woman pleasured by a biggun. I pleasured my girlfriend at the weekend with a cucumber and it was a thick one. However, I then pulled it out and slipped in winky and she loved it all the same!
Horses for courses. Swings and roundabouts. Much of a muchness. Just a shame a lot of nice blokes get overlooked because they don't have above average (abnormal) cocks.
I'm no cynic!
confused

1 Jun 2005

Quote by bluetvr
I would like the benefit of some experienced womens opinions.
My last girlfriend said i had a big cock, obviously this made me feel pretty good.
I then place an ad on this site saying i was W/E and meet a woman who it was not all that big.
I am confused, is it big or not? :shock:
Now if any ladies would like to see the cock in question, even handle it, please get in touch.
Having read this forum, i dread to think what's comming next from you regulars (Ha Ha)
See ad 294880 or 294891 and give me you verdict

Quote by bluetvr
I hope my crude attempt at instigating a debate has not offended anybody.

Where was the 'crude attempt at instigating a debate'? It was a blatant attempt to get people to read your ad and comment on your cock size, not a topic for debate.

2 Jun 2005

Hey ya cant blame the lad for trying tho.
It's gotta be hard (no pun intended lol) for a single guy to get anywhere on Swinging sites.
And while it wasnt a new aproach, at least he has got 2 pages of thread going lol
We get PM's due to size of my fellas bits and pieces so there are women and couples looking for big ones. Can honestly say a geat sense of humour and easy going aproach is much more important tho.
Bluetvr get in the chatrooms, chat and banter with folk hun. And good luck xxxx

2 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I would like the benefit of some experienced womens opinions.
My last girlfriend said i had a big cock, obviously this made me feel pretty good.
I then place an ad on this site saying i was W/E and meet a woman who it was not all that big.
I am confused, is it big or not? :shock:
Now if any ladies would like to see the cock in question, even handle it, please get in touch.
Having read this forum, i dread to think what's comming next from you regulars (Ha Ha)
See ad 294880 or 294891 and give me you verdict

Quote by bluetvr
I hope my crude attempt at instigating a debate has not offended anybody.

Where was the 'crude attempt at instigating a debate'? It was a blatant attempt to get people to read your ad and comment on your cock size, not a topic for debate.
why do you keep having a go at me?
If you don't like my post you don't have to read it.
When someone new joins, the advice is to post threads and get yourself known. Well a few more people know me than before i posted, and yes i do want sex, like most of the people on here.
I have just thought, maybe it is a select club for people who have posted 3,000 or more.
Only 2996 to go then.

2 Jun 2005

we hope you find what your looking for and if not have fun trying :thumbup:
oh and :welcome:

2 Jun 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
we hope you find what your looking for and if not have fun trying :thumbup:
oh and :welcome:

Cheers guys, thats more biggrin

like it!

2 Jun 2005

your very welcome and dont let them scare you away xx

2 Jun 2005

Quote by Fun_Couple1981
Your balatant attempt to get your AD viewed more times than it would have been normally is commendable. It shows inititiative and has clearly worked.
Its that kind of extra thought and thinking that makes for a good lover, not the size of your cock.

I have to agree.
Welcome Bluetvr, hope you find what you're looking for and if nothing else make some new friends here.
Oh and another thing......
I think your cock is definitely above average. cool

28 Jun 2005

well i would like everyone to know that we dont want a big one to join us coz matt is fairly average at just coming onto 61/2 inches and he is more than big enough for me..by more than big enough i mean it hurts when he pushes too deep... so b4 all u guys get put off by not being vwe dont worry a fair few of us lassies dont want a huge one :P
oh and to quote the first lass i shared matt with (his bro's ex) ... jesus christ ur brothers and inch longer but by god u can use it better ...at which point matt burst into tears coz we hadnt let him rest for almost 13 hours and he just knew at that point he was going to be at it for longer still :twisted: we let him rest eventually tho after a couple more hours evil

crystal

28 Jun 2005

Hey OP!!!
I just looked at your picture.
You look like a big brown bear that has
just caught a very odd looking salmon!!

28 Jun 2005

Thanks for the encouragement from Maia etc. Us blokes have a lot to contend with. I'm only 5.5 on an average day and pushing 6 on a good one. The magazine Forum back in the 70's did a cock survey and realised that if you can get someone you really fancy to measure it for you it will be a little bit bigger than if you measure it yourself (unless you cheat of course lol) Then it was 5.5 average size and I have lived my life thinking OK small but average! What we have we have been stuck with. Would I like it larger perhaps, but if it was what would I do with it apart from answering all the adverts that want over 9". Do I go out with a women just because she has large breasts? No I go out with her because she makes me laugh and I find her BRAIN tremendously attractive. So do you have a large cock? possibly and good luck to you as you don't seem to be meeting any more than I do with a small one!