Â£20 in my pocket, any ladies fancy a drink and who knows.

20 Oct 2005

Hi folks. 28y.o guy with some cash in his pocket looking to meet a female for a drink and whatever follows wink

tonite in West/ South Midlands
I'm 6ft tall and medium build, brown hair and light grey eyes.
If you're free tonite and fancy a quiet drink and a bit of afters PM me and lets chat and, maybe we'll have some fun lata tonite.
MidlandsBob

20 Oct 2005

44 views and still no reply?
What am I doing wrong?
And apologies for putting the wrong email addy.
Okay how about Friday night then? Ladies?

20 Oct 2005

Â£20 eh?................. well that would do to quench H's thirst, but you'd need more to get her relaxed :shock:

20 Oct 2005

I must admit....Â£20 isn't going to go far these days....you mentioned a 'quiet drink'...you described it correctly with the funds available.
I'm not having a go by the way but some ladies may think Â£20 (between 2) isn't enough to get them in the mood.
Good luck..... wink

CheekyChimp..... cool

20 Oct 2005

good luck
he's only got twenty quid left becouse hes already pissed!
ps
save enough for a bag of chips on the way home

20 Oct 2005

Oh you cynical lot, Â£20 goes a long way in the right hands. Actually, a good night out can be had for around , and that includes as many drinks as you like. The trick: buy one bottle of water at the bar, and then every time you want a new one, take the bottle to the bogs and fill it up. Job's a good un lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

20 Oct 2005

according to an ad I have just seen on here the Â£20 can get you two nights in a travel lodge!!

20 Oct 2005

Eeh Bah Gum, I can remember when you could go out wiv 20 quid in yer pocket, go to a disco, get yourself and some girl (that you will never remember) completly pissed, have an indian curry, pay the taxi driver to carry you up to bed (& clean the puke out of his cab) and still have enough change to send yer mum down the chemist in the morning for a pack of Nurofen.
lol

20 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Oh you cynical lot, Â£20 goes a long way in the right hands. Actually, a good night out can be had for around , and that includes as many drinks as you like. The trick: buy one bottle of water at the bar, and then every time you want a new one, take the bottle to the bogs and fill it up. Job's a good un :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Huh.............. and after reading elsewhere what YOUR favourite tipple is blue I was hoping for a serious (read alcoholic) response there. sad

20 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Oh you cynical lot, Â£20 goes a long way in the right hands. Actually, a good night out can be had for around , and that includes as many drinks as you like. The trick: buy one bottle of water at the bar, and then every time you want a new one, take the bottle to the bogs and fill it up. Job's a good un :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Huh.............. and after reading elsewhere what YOUR favourite tipple is blue I was hoping for a serious (read alcoholic) response there. sad

Well, yes, I do like a tipple.... cheap Baileys is my choice..... but it saves money to get drunk before going out - a large bottle of cheap Baileys costs around a fiver.... so, a good drunken night out plus the water to keep any hangovers away can be done for around cool

20 Oct 2005

blue - you an accountant by any chance?

20 Oct 2005

Quote by mercse16
blue - you an accountant by any chance?

Nope. Just mean cool

20 Oct 2005

I like ya style, but when I've gone out pissed, I can never get me mouth into gear so everybody avoids me, (including H :shock: )
Or maybe it's me aftershave dunno

:confused:

20 Oct 2005

well your honest blue - a good quality to have.
If I drink first, my mouth goes str8 to 5th gear and there's no shutting me up!

20 Oct 2005

look this guys is from the midlands , as i was bought up in the heart of the black country i feel it is only fair to add the guy could have asked for a gang bang with twenty quid and that would have included dinner for all .............. one girl and twenty quid .............easy

21 Oct 2005

Agree's with bluexxx, Â£20 in the right hands CAN go a long way.
2 bottles of White Lightning, 2 bags of chips and have enuff left for Travel Lodge.
I sure know how to treat a girl :twisted:

21 Oct 2005

I'm sure the offer was genuine and well meant Bob but I think you could of dispensed of the amount in question and said something like "A bottle plonk, fish 'n' chips and shag back at mine if anyone fancies it?"
I'm sure you'll have a few quid in reserve if the lady is worth it smile

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Add+
I'm sure the offer was genuine and well meant Bob but I think you could of dispensed of the amount in question and said something like "A bottle plonk, fish 'n' chips and shag back at mine if anyone fancies it?"
I'm sure you'll have a few quid in reserve if the lady is worth it

Sorry, but as a self-confessed meanie, I'm still backing up MidlandsBob here. I mean, why does he have to pay for the drinks and the fish n chips anyway????...... why on earth can't she buy her own supper? If she insists he pay, he should put his foot down and say that fish is too expensive and she should have pie instead. Better still, why does she need food at all? It will only make her fat. A few choice comments about her wieght should put her off and keep her on the bottle of water
cool

21 Oct 2005

Sorry, but as a self-confessed meanie, I'm still backing up MidlandsBob here. I mean, why does he have to pay for the drinks and the fish n chips anyway????...... why on earth can't she buy her own supper? If she insists he pay, he should put his foot down and say that fish is too expensive and she should have pie instead. Better still, why does she need food at all? It will only make her fat. A few choice comments about her wieght should put her off and keep her on the bottle of water

Blue you tight ba$tard LOL She could buy her own supper but if Bob's desparate and thinks fish in breadcrumbs might persuade her to sit on his face later, who are we to judge and as for the comments about her weight problem.....ooouch he might get more than he bargained for!!

21 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Sorry, but as a self-confessed meanie, I'm still backing up MidlandsBob here. I mean, why does he have to pay for the drinks and the fish n chips anyway????...... why on earth can't she buy her own supper? If she insists he pay, he should put his foot down and say that fish is too expensive and she should have pie instead. Better still, why does she need food at all? It will only make her fat. A few choice comments about her wieght should put her off and keep her on the bottle of water

Thank you much for your support bluexxx.
But as I am now NOT an SH virgin (yes I had a meet today) I didn't need the Â£20 anyway. Just the offer of a good old fashioned shag was all that was needed in the end surprised

Won't go into details, but god don't I feel better for it!
All the same, any of you ladies wanna have a bottle of White Lightning (3ltr of course) and a fish supper before a good rumpy pumpy over the weekend pls PM me.

21 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'm sure the offer was genuine and well meant Bob but I think you could of dispensed of the amount in question and said something like "A bottle plonk, fish 'n' chips and shag back at mine if anyone fancies it?"
I'm sure you'll have a few quid in reserve if the lady is worth it

Sorry, but as a self-confessed meanie, I'm still backing up MidlandsBob here. I mean, why does he have to pay for the drinks and the fish n chips anyway????...... why on earth can't she buy her own supper? If she insists he pay, he should put his foot down and say that fish is too expensive and she should have pie instead. Better still, why does she need food at all? It will only make her fat. A few choice comments about her wieght should put her off and keep her on the bottle of water
cool

Large Sausage & Chips, you can use the Sausage as a dildo before eating it... sort of recycling lol

21 Oct 2005

im very tempted , however this is STaggy typing and all i want is the cider you can keep the shag for someone else

21 Oct 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag

Well Staggy, you can have the cider, if you let me have Wild Rose for the shag

21 Oct 2005

erm what kind of cider did you say it was???
staggy ouch smackbottom

21 Oct 2005

frightened the life out of me when she bent down to retrieve a used condom, i mean for a minute we thought, nah she wouldnt would she, but then it was one of the little green whores so it would probably be too stretched for any other guy to use!!!
send the cheque lep usual adress, you promised remember , twenty quid if we say you have a biggun

21 Oct 2005

No offence MidlandsBob.........
I'm just fecking jealous that for all my adult life I have never been able to find peeps that could enjoy a night out on the cheap (and believe me, my quest to enjoy on the cheap could even put blue to shame at times lol

)
Good luck with your search
M
fertively looks around to make sure H ain't reading over his shoulder smile

21 Oct 2005

Quote by JudyTV
II would hate to spoil her reputation but she is generous to her friends though...................she will share her deodorant with you if you run out :P

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. don't mention the deodorant........ if they think I let my friends borrow things like this they will all wat a spray and I simply can't afford that......... I mean 54p for SuperDrug's own brand is really too expensive these days....... :shock:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
II would hate to spoil her reputation but she is generous to her friends though...................she will share her deodorant with you if you run out :P

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. don't mention the deodorant........ if they think I let my friends borrow things like this they will all wat a spray and I simply can't afford that......... I mean 54p for SuperDrug's own brand is really too expensive these days....... :shock:
Well at least it wasn't the superdrug roll-on type :grin:

21 Oct 2005

LOL ok judy, but normally in this house nobody wants to share anything with me, dunno why smile

21 Oct 2005

maybe you haven't got anything worth sharing biggrin