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A plea to those 'Posting'

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That's good advice Harry,
I promise to do my best and try harder in future! :wink
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I must think myself fortunate that my education has taught me the skill of 'skimming and scanning' for the vital points! biggrin
I'll make sure I do a spellcheck before posting this to you!
Well pubing could actually be an appropriate activity (someone invent a definition quick) for this site... eg "the enjoyment of pubic hair" or "shaving of" or something... wink
breezer wrote:
Well pubing could actually be an appropriate activity (someone invent a definition quick) for this site... eg "the enjoyment of pubic hair" or "shaving of" or something...

Very droll, Breezer lol .... have a good time down the pube tonight. :lol:
Mike.
Quote by bluexxx
Alright, I know my grammar is crap!
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As someone who gets picky about grammar... your grammar is fine. You write in an easily understandable way. smile
i know im not great, but i try and if im always unsure about spelling when placing an ad and i would check things,even if it was only on word!
i've never read a book in my life, not a whole one, but that doesnt mean im thick!
i have a great job, nice house ect and good prospects.
im just lazy i guess,but there are still levels of grammer that i would expect, and the reason being it doesnt take two mins to spell check and re-read, well it doesnt, does it?
have fun every body,lm a little messy,hope ur all ok?
nite nite all x
It's sixteen months since I started this thread, and I am pleased that so many of you have taken the trouble to comment and reply.
Writing out a post in a Word document first, does enable you to spell and grammar before cutting and pasting it into a post.
Failing that you could always put in a disclaimer below your post, such as that below my name.
Harry0
This post is a natural product. The
slight variation in spelling and
grammar enhance its individual
character and beauty and in no
way are to be considered flaws
or defects. rotflmao
I enjoyed reading through this thread...
Another newbie here.......I recently posted an ad as a single female interested in meeting with single men for no strings fun.
I was warned that I would get inundated with responses and I did, lucky me! .....To be honest I could afford to be picky and did delete some messages based on what has been said in this thread.....although the ones that put me off the most were the ones who just sent pictures of erect penises and asked when i was "up for it"..
I am personally guilty of dropping in a "u" instead of a "you" sometimes but I am used to texting. IN my defence though, I did respond to those who actually attempted to write a bit about themselves and what they wanted, spelling errors or not.... I do have manners.
BUT as much as I am looking for no strings sex, I AM actually interested in who I am going to be sharing my bodily fluids with, an erect cock doesnt tell me anything and I am a bit of a snob when it comes to spelling and grammar ...
*right....double spell check...post!!!!!!*
Quote by Yorkieman
Just to carry on from Mr Writer, there was no need for tha comma between the words "error" and "when" in your 4th paragraph and also, you never follow a comma with the word "and." Hope you find these tips useful, Harry! wink

Oh gawd! My first post and it's criticising someone eles's post. confused
It is perfectly acceptable and, more to the point, advisable to use a comma before a second "and" in an ancillary/auxillary/run on/subordinate clause: to differentiate two lists for instance.
And I'm not a member of the grammar police. Honest..
redface
I have been reading this thread with increasing interest and have found a lot of good advice, as well as a lot of laughs. Thanks folks for brightening up my day!
Going back to the original post, I think that you will find that the plural of faux pas is faux's pas. I cannot be one hundred percent certain of this, but am % sure.
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I have been reading this thread with increasing interest and have found a lot of good advice, as well as a lot of laughs. Thanks folks for brightening up my day!
Going back to the original post, I think that you will find that the plural of faux pas is faux's pas. I cannot be one hundred percent certain of this, but am % sure.

Hello Halyard,
Ah yes, but I see your still not absolutely certain. biggrin
There were a couple of alternative suggestions mentioned shortly after I started this thread. However, I did mention that at my school they had a hard enough job teaching us to speak English, never mind French.
In the intervening years though, I have become quite expert at 'Frenching' 69position
Harry0
Like you the school I was at had a hard enough time teaching us English. What French i have learnt is that learnt by experience, and although the language theory is not that good the practical is pretty HOT! :twisted:
I can handle a little bad spelling, punctuation or grammar. There's no real excuse for it (apart from dyslexia or english not being your first language) but as long as it's easy to understand your post, you could type everything badly. That's fine.
The thing that i've noticed a lot, and which really pisses me off, is that people are posting stuff like "anyone want to cam tonight?" THAT'S ALL!
How pathetic is that? I mean, there's only so many ways you can ask it, but at least tell us what you're looking for! A girl? guy? couple? goat? A lot of people have ambiguous names too, so i'd like to see people fill in their profiles, and add a little about themselves in their sigs too.
No wonder so many people are having no luck with this site if that's the way they attract people. I'd hate to see them in a pub or club on the pull.
It's always people with 3 posts that do this as well. I know a lot of these people are new to the net, and message boards, and this lifestyle (i'm a newbie in respect to the last one there) but surely sense tells you to hang back, sniff out the situation and learn a bit before ploughing in?
Surely they must see that the previous 10 guys (and it's ALWAYS guys!) who posted such nondescript, lazy requests for camming got nowhere? Or even ridiculed? Jeeze, people, make an effort. We certainly wouldn't meet up with someone who, in their attempt to ATTRACT us, ffs, was monosyllabic, and we had to wrestle info out of.
Spend the extra minute thinking about what you're posting. It WILL be the difference between you being successful or not.
Hello everyone.
New on here and would like to say THANKYOU for all the information and tips you have all put on here.I will try and follow them as closely as possible,although i am no typist and not top of the class for English.
I look forward to getting to know you all,and having some fun.
You have made me laugh a few times so i though i should join in.
Cheers biggrin
2 points from me(1) I hate bad grammar but as we are only human mistakes can be made.
(2) I may be a single guy but have not joined to pesterthe females or
anyone else come to that, i just want to make new and hopefully
genuine friends!!.
always remember..Karma -everyting eventually comes back to you
whatever you do in life.
lots of love to all Royxxx(Not always this serious Honestly!!)
smile me again did you spot the deliberate mistake??
ROY
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smile me again did you spot the deliberate mistake??
ROY

Ermmmm.
Which one? There were several.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish hump drinkies
All very good advice,
I am a "newbie" to this site and had quite a lot of difficulty finding a site for swingers that was easy to navigate, british & had many members. I must say i am impressed with this site and love reading all the posts.
Keep up the good work.
Ally xx
Quote by allymellor
All very good advice,
I am a "newbie" to this site and had quite a lot of difficulty finding a site for swingers that was easy to navigate, british & had many members. I must say i am impressed with this site and love reading all the posts.
Keep up the good work.
Ally xx

Hello Ally,
I have been keeping my 'end up' for more years than I care to remember, lol.
Harry0
Casanova and Drunk of this Parish. hump drinkies
Available to ladies of any size, P.M. me please. lol.
Hells Teeth,
I've just noticed, this thread had had more readers than any other 'Sticky' apart from those advertising munches. I've bored the pants off well over 8,500 readers. lol.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
hump drinkies :taz: :borg:

harryO, this thread has been far from informative, intersting and witty.
Thanks for starting it , I've learnt alot.
May I also add that one liner replies are very off putting.
smackbottom For anyone that doesn't heed the advice given. :cheers: