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ANNE SUMMERS party at my house! Been canceled

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Bebbs hun xx
Being of the Male gender I cannot be there. sad
If Ann Summers sells ""Penile Splints"" can you get me one please. lol
Fred
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why not make it a party for everyone biggrin
but the men have to wear a skirt to get in
could be fun :twisted:
DreamerHelen
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If its on the 15th October then I'd love to come but I can't do the 29th.......
Let me know Debs hun.......
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Quote by DreamerHelen
If its on the 15th October then I'd love to come but I can't do the 29th.......
Let me know Debs hun.......

are babes it looks like its going to be the 29th now sad
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Hey Debbie you have to have some male waiters at your party. I can look after the team. We can be butt naked except for little tiny pinnies(?).
Dino
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Quote by majicmountain
Hey Debbie you have to have some male waiters at your party. I can look after the team. We can be butt naked except for little tiny pinnies(?).
i aint sittin on the step in a tiny pinny. If im being the doorman i want a big coat and a flask of hot soup, and dont you girls walk of with my flask thinkin its an Anne Summers tartan dildo either confused wink
meat2pleaseu
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Quote by Dino.
Hey Debbie you have to have some male waiters at your party. I can look after the team. We can be butt naked except for little tiny pinnies(?).
i aint sittin on the step in a tiny pinny. If im being the doorman i want a big coat and a flask of hot soup, and dont you girls walk of with my flask thinkin its an Anne Summers tartan dildo eitherconfused wink
ah, love that joke rotflmao
and as the doorman Dino, don't forget 'if their names not DAN, their not getting in'
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hey Debbie you have to have some male waiters at your party. I can look after the team. We can be butt naked except for little tiny pinnies(?).
i aint sittin on the step in a tiny pinny. If im being the doorman i want a big coat and a flask of hot soup, and dont you girls walk of with my flask thinkin its an Anne Summers tartan dildo eitherconfused wink
ah, love that joke rotflmao
and as the doorman Dino, don't forget 'if their names not DAN, their not getting in'
With all these imposters trying to gatecrash your party Debs, I think this calls for full body searches to make sure no men get past the door! Ok lads, time to bring out the marigolds and extra large jar of vaseline! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: