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Hi ladies if u would like to have some fun with a tall athletic young man from kent email me or add me on msn messenger because i am feeling hot.
and the tumble weed rolls on by
And exactly what makes you different from the hordes of other blokes who come across this site and hoping for a quick shag, post immediately in Let's Meet Up with a really lame "I'm God's gift to the female world, who wouldn't want to shag me" type post.
Take your time, get to know everyone, join in on the chat room and The Cafe and get invited to a few munches first. Then you might just get a shag.
Take it from one who knows. I've been on this site a little over a year and I've only met one person on here so far and I've just been invited on my first club trip. (that's not a complaint, btw, just explaining how the site works.)
This is not an -shag site, there is a very strong social element to swinging and you'll find that if you don't try and get to know people on here, you'll not have a lot of luck.
Seems as you asked so nicely.......... :shock:
I would try this, it might help you:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html
mark
it would help your cause to let people know where you are in the country
try to but a bit more about yourself in your profile
for fuck sake.....just let people get on with it, getting REALLY fucking boring reading the same shit from the same fucking people about what they should be typing....maybe he doesnt want to get to know any of you lot! Maybe he just wants to whack a post up requesting a shag and sit back and see what happens....
theres 20,000 members on this site!! thats more people reading than just the 'regulars' so 'getting to know' people might not be everyones bag.
if somone wants to ask out right for a shag, then leave them to it for fuck sake....PLEASE.
Edit-also not everyone(myself included) want to go to these munches, so let people do what they want to do...
Nice one Ben, the site does not revolve around the regulars!
Quote by Ben1978
for fuck sake.....just let people get on with it, getting REALLY fucking boring reading the same shit from the same fucking people about what they should be typing....maybe he doesnt want to get to know any of you lot! Maybe he just wants to whack a post up requesting a shag and sit back and see what happens....
theres 20,000 members on this site!! thats more people reading than just the 'regulars' so 'getting to know' people might not be everyones bag.
if somone wants to ask out right for a shag, then leave them to it for fuck sake....PLEASE.
Edit-also not everyone(myself included) want to go to these munches, so let people do what they want to do...

so whos up for a shag then? :haha:
Quote by Sexysteph

so whos up for a shag then? :haha:

Dare you to say that Friday night out loud in Chams when its crowded wink
Steph lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
ermmm yessssssssssss lol rotflmao
so who wants a shag on friday then and i don't need to know ya lol
yeh yeh
just leave it in my opinion....you dont OWN the site..so you may like to think this isnt a quick shag site, but the thousands of adverts tell a different story!! he he
the regulars are in the minority, most people cant be arsed to get involved with the forum preferring to place an add and exchange details over email etc..
the quicker you guys get that, the more pleasent a place this will be, doesnt stop all you lot from chatting, just gives others the freedom to post an add up without some 300 a day poster telling them what to do ...blah blah...
dont you realise that you will never reach them all!!! so next time you knock out half an essay on the joys of friendship, either be prepared to cut and paste, or end up retyping it 10 times a day for the rest of your life.
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for fuck sake.....just let people get on with it, getting REALLY fucking boring reading the same shit from the same fucking people about what they should be typing....maybe he doesnt want to get to know any of you lot! Maybe he just wants to whack a post up requesting a shag and sit back and see what happens....
theres 20,000 members on this site!! thats more people reading than just the 'regulars' so 'getting to know' people might not be everyones bag.
if somone wants to ask out right for a shag, then leave them to it for fuck sake....PLEASE.
Edit-also not everyone(myself included) want to go to these munches, so let people do what they want to do...

So you had any luck then?......nothing wrong with giving abit of advice,and your right you don't have to go to munches ,you don't have to get to know people but it bloody helps!....and yes there are twenty thousand members on here and eighteen thousand of them could be just single guys!
all im saying...and dont take this in the wrong way....lets say i havnt seen any women who regularly post here that i would want to shag! if so getting to know them in the hope of one day getting the chance to shag them is not what im after.
maybe his after the girl who cant be arsed to post, but likes reading through them, maybe shes about 20yrs old, fit, slim and after reading my add would send me an email....
so dont think that a post asking for a quick shag is always directed at...YOU.......i can see it now......some 30 stone women sitting there going 'oh..not again...theyve got to get to know me...' -yeh righto!!!
wink
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yes there are twenty thousand members on here and eighteen thousand of them could be just single guys!

And around 15000 haven't posted at all.
Quote by Ben1978
the regulars are in the minority, most people cant be arsed to get involved with the forum preferring to place an add and exchange details over email etc..

Yes, you're right, we are in the minority, because most of the members on here have posted less than 20 times. A large proportion of the people who join the forums have never posted and a significant number of those that have posted have only racked up less than 20 posts, most of those will follow the following trend:
n00b with no details(NWND for short): Hi, ne1 up for a shag 2nite?
NWND: bump
NWND: No-one interested then?
the quicker you guys get that, the more pleasent a place this will be, doesnt stop all you lot from chatting, just gives others the freedom to post an add up without some 300 a day poster telling them what to do ...blah blah...

What you are forgetting though, is there's a seperate section purely for personal ads. The Let's Meet Up section of the forum was set up to advertise things like munches and club trips. Like it or not, the forum part of the site and the chatroom is here to promote and encourage the social side of swinging.
Yes, us regulars will offer advice, because we've been on here for a while and we know what works and what doesn't. The original poster of this thread would appear to have been a one-hit wonder anyway, so you wasted all that effort defending him for nothing.
General fact about forums: They do revolve around the regulars as they're the ones who keep the place active by posting regularly. Forums are a social construct, therefore by their nature, rely on people posting regularly and often to keep things fresh and interesting. Plus, I don't know why you and Trapper are whinging about the forums not revolving around regulars when you've clocked in at over 100 posts a piece. You both are well on the way to becoming regulars anyway.
Whilst I appreciate the advice can sometimes come across as overwhelming sometimes, in the main it's given in good faith and is there as an option for some newbies who may want to take it on board.
In terms of your own observations of people on here, we all have our personal preferences and that's our perogative. However, unless you're prepared to put yourself up there to be judged, it's not right or fair to criticise others who may not be as perfect as your good self wink
ok...ffs...i wasnt defending him specifically was i? and my goodself didnt critise anyone either for not being as perfect as my goodself.
im also happy to whip out my nuts and slap em on the slab for judgement.
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all im saying...and dont take this in the wrong way....lets say i havnt seen any women who regularly post here that i would want to shag! if so getting to know them in the hope of one day getting the chance to shag them is not what im after.
maybe his after the girl who cant be arsed to post, but likes reading through them, maybe shes about 20yrs old, fit, slim and after reading my add would send me an email....
so dont think that a post asking for a quick shag is always directed at...YOU.......i can see it now......some 30 stone women sitting there going 'oh..not again...theyve got to get to know me...' -yeh righto!!!
wink

ok sorry i've tryed to sit on this, really i have but i can't hold my tongue no more
when did this turn into a size thing, whats a woman being slim and fit and a woman being 30 stone got to do with it? are u saying that women who weight 30 stone will shag anyone and don't need to get to know people? cause u are wrong i have met women of all shapes and sizes and believe me women want 2 be treated with respect no matter what they look like, ur are right many people do not want 2 get to know people on this site and many of them are men, being a single woman u have 2 think of safty, single women cannot and believe me most will not meet totally stangers off the net, cause its just not bloody safe, now men can afford to do that but women can't, and thats nothing to do with age, shape or size its just bloody common sence, so if men want to get anywhere in this scene then it is advisable to get to know people, so women do feel safe round you, if all u want is a quicky with a total stranger believe me ur local night club is a much much easier option
P.S that offer of a shag friday still stands if anyones going :haha:
sorry...it was just funny imagery thas all....
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What you are forgetting though, is there's a seperate section purely for personal ads. The Let's Meet Up section of the forum was set up to advertise things like munches and club trips. Like it or not, the forum part of the site and the chatroom is here to promote and encourage the social side of swinging.

I have to disagree:
Post meet ups here, including personal meets, party invites, club get togethers, Munches, webcam sessions, phonesex and instant messaging. However, please post dogging meets below.

The LMU is for any sort of meeting, including I want a shag now type posts, as the quote above clearly says (taken from the forum index).
Not everyone comes on here looking for friends, some come purely in the hopes of a shag...many are disappointed but some are lucky. There are short posts, mostly from couples admittedly, that get a lot of responses and end up with successful meets and prove that LMU is a way to an instant shag. Should those people be told to change their successful posting style?
Someone who posts for a "shag now" does not neccessarily want to make friends before they play ... the scene is full of people, us included, who will play first and make friends after. Are we not proper swingers then, because I keep seeing that real swingers make friends first and everyone else is merely a member of the "quick shag brigade".
Everyone is here with their own agenda. It would be a poorer world if everyone was the same. Advice is sometimes best given when it has been asked for ... unasked for advice can often appear patronising.
Thank fuck you for you ben. Thats exactly how i feel about the no-it-all minority of regulars. They only want to know you if you have given up on all aspects of life & spend every painful free moment typing bullshit opinions about fucking brain dead shit that no-one gives two flying fucks about!!! For fucks sake this is a sex site, & you fuckers are somehow making sex, or the thought of it, boring. Fuck it i may just have to pull some pissed up busty slag in a shithole club then smash the fucking granny out of her. Wake up feeling like shit, tell her to fuck off & get on with my LIVING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank fuck you for you ben. Thats exactly how i feel about the no-it-all minority of regulars. They only want to know you if you have given up on all aspects of life & spend every painful free moment typing bullshit opinions about fucking brain dead shit that no-one gives two flying fucks about!!! For fucks sake this is a sex site, & you fuckers are somehow making sex, or the thought of it, boring. Fuck it i may just have to pull some pissed up busty slag in a shithole club then smash the fucking granny out of her. Wake up feeling like shit, tell her to fuck off & get on with my LIVING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Newcnewbie
IMO I think this is a bit over the top,
Fuck it i may just have to pull some pissed up busty slag in a shithole club then smash the fucking granny out of her

I just hope you do no such thing, and equally I hope that if you do it is not someone I know who you do it to.... you are IMO out of order
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Thank fuck you for you ben. Thats exactly how i feel about the no-it-all minority of regulars. They only want to know you if you have given up on all aspects of life & spend every painful free moment typing bullshit opinions about fucking brain dead shit that no-one gives two flying fucks about!!! For fucks sake this is a sex site, & you fuckers are somehow making sex, or the thought of it, boring. Fuck it i may just have to pull some pissed up busty slag in a shithole club then smash the fucking granny out of her. Wake up feeling like shit, tell her to fuck off & get on with my LIVING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surely noone, (not even the women who don't want to be involved in the social side of swinging), would possaily arrange to meet him after that little outburst :eeek:
this is just what i mean about as a woman getting to know people cause its safer and all that's shown just from reading his add is that hes very over the top and imature and i very much doubt someone with his outrageous attitde would respact anyone or anything including womens limits :!:
Thankyou Northwest couple...bang on.
You might not want to read advice etc, however it is a public forum and if people wish to offer it, that's up to them.
Equally if people want to post for a quick shag that's up to them as well, they can ignore advice given or take it if they wish.
However,
Newcnewbie wrote:
"Thank fuck you for you ben. Thats exactly how i feel about the no-it-all minority of regulars. They only want to know you if you have given up on all aspects of life & spend every painful free moment typing bullshit opinions about fucking brain dead shit that no-one gives two flying fucks about!!! For fucks sake this is a sex site, & you fuckers are somehow making sex, or the thought of it, boring. Fuck it i may just have to pull some pissed up busty slag in a shithole club then smash the fucking granny out of her. Wake up feeling like shit, tell her to fuck off & get on with my LIVING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I suggest you stop being so abusive, or leave, the choice is yours.
Jas
and as for Newcnewbie......i think he was having a laugh, if you can somehow tell someone 'needs advice' surely you can see he was joking...!!!!!
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and as for Newcnewbie......i think he was having a laugh, if you can somehow tell someone 'needs advice' surely you can see he was joking...!!!!!

joking or not i think hes shot himself in the foot 4 any women wanting to meet him now!!
if you was a woman would you meet him with that attitude 2wards u?
That wasnt meant to be abusive towards any particular person. But if it struck a chord with you rolleyes
fair enough.....was abit in yer face...i probably wouldnt meet him- i like to get to know people first.
rotflmao :rotflmao:
:grin:
Yeah i have passion in me. I get the feeling some people here barely have blood in them!